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Funny story: Monica Ready For The Next Cigar, This Time, Half and Half

Monica Ready For The Next Cigar, This Time, Half and Half

Ask Bill Clinton what the highlight of his Presidency was and he'll tell you it was sucking on a big fat cigar after a great political success and getting regular BJs from a chubby "Biblical" intern, Monica Lewinsky, sucking on Bill'...

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Funny story: Democratic National Committee Discovers Hillary's Secret Agenda

Democratic National Committee Discovers Hillary's Secret Agenda

Stop everything! We may soon have one front runner, Barack Obama, and no Hillary Clinton, even though the two have been running neck and neck in the past few weeks.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

For many years, the expression "colder than a witch's tit" has been an undefined term describing freezing conditions. A Gynecologist, Doctor Phil Puxley of Washington, D.C., has finally quantified that measurement. Said the doctor, &q...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver gets his cock out (as in cockerel, Google) and shows it to chicks (as in chickens, Google) in Snuff Movie (involving cockerels and chickens, Google)

Jamie Oliver gets his cock out (as in cockerel, Google) and shows it to chicks (as in chickens, Google) in Snuff Movie (involving cockerels and chickens, Google)

Stud muffin super-chef Jamie Oliver is to star in a controversial 'snuff' movie to be screened on Channel 4 TV this week. He is going to show people how little cocks are murdered in their shells just after they've been laid. Male birds are despat...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky's dress sold at auction for $2.6 million

Monica Lewinsky's dress sold at auction for $2.6 million

Monica Lewinsky sold her famous semen stained dress at an auction today for $2.6 million to internet millionaire Ricky Pittsburgh, according to Sotheby's Auction House in Los Angeles.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Hillary Clinton named Monica Lewinsky her new campaign chriaperson in her bid for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States. Lewinsky, a former White House Intern and famous for her affair with President Bill Clinton, is con...

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Funny story: Blow Dryer Maven Monica Lewinsky

Blow Dryer Maven Monica Lewinsky

Monica Lewinsky, the infamous mistress of former president Bill Clinton, has just announced that she has signed a deal with Conair to lend her name to a new line of hair dryers.

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Funny story: Oral sex more dangerous than cigars Lewinsky was told

Oral sex more dangerous than cigars Lewinsky was told

California - (Ass Mess): Former Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky has spoken today about the first time she was told that oral sex could be more dangerous than cigars.

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Funny story: Monica Lewinski Drafted for 2008 Presidential Election

Monica Lewinski Drafted for 2008 Presidential Election

According to an undisclosed source, the Republican National Committee has offered Monica Lewinski a seven-figure deal to appear in negative attack ads that will target Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential election.

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Funny story: Pissed as a Newt admits to Lewinsky affair

Pissed as a Newt admits to Lewinsky affair

Washington DC - (ReuterUs): Former Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives Newt Gingrich has admitted that he was drunk when screwing Monica Lewinsky during his Congress campaign that impeached Bill Clinton.

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Funny story: Presidential candidates warned: No Fat Wives

Presidential candidates warned: No Fat Wives

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Wannabe presidential hopefuls have been warned by leading political lobby group The AC/DC Style Bible that both they and their spouses had better start shedding the pounds right away because no presidential candidate has e...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Franchises Her Talents

Monica Lewinsky Franchises Her Talents

Monica Lewinsky, former lover of United States President William Jefferson (Bill) Clinton has received the cruelest of punishments. As a child, she was told by her mother, "If you keep making that face, it will stick that way." It did. L...

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Funny story: President Bush Names Jim Belushi "Luckiest Man Alive"

President Bush Names Jim Belushi "Luckiest Man Alive"

In the room where Monica Lewinsky "visited" former President Clinton, President Bush officially named Jim Belushi "Luckiest Man Alive." Belushi, star of direct to the waste basket movies as "K-9:PI" and "Joe Somebod...

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Funny story: Support Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

Support Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

Local chapters of a new self-help organization are springing up in communities across the country, for people who can't get images of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky out of their minds, even after 5 1/2 years have elapsed since Clinton's im...

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Funny story: New ambassador: Bush appoints Monica Lewinsky

New ambassador: Bush appoints Monica Lewinsky

(From our Washington Correspondent; Saturday 26 June) Days after publicly dumping his old poker partner and bagman of his blind trust from the top UK posting at the American Embassy, President Bush last night stunned the world by announcing that Mon...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky offers herself to Democrats

Monica Lewinsky offers herself to Democrats

In a gesture of generosity rare in today's political world, Monica Lewinsky, famed fellationist and lover of Cuban cigars, offered herself to the winner of the Democratic Presidential nomination.

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