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Funny story: FBI: Weiner sexted Palin and Bachman

FBI: Weiner sexted Palin and Bachman

An FBI analysis of the Facebook account of former Congressman Anthony Weiner revealed that he had e-mailed his rather inflated loins to Tea Party Presidential hopefuls Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. At first, when the New York Times acquired...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann explains her lying: "I almost know what I'm talking about"

Michele Bachmann explains her lying: "I almost know what I'm talking about"

Waterloo, Iowa - Republican presidential contender Michele Bachmann spent her first day as an official candidate back-pedalling on her misstatement that film legend John Wayne was born here in her hometown. "Once Americans get to know me better, t...

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Funny story: Republicans Reveal Low Cost Prayer Based Health Care Plans

Republicans Reveal Low Cost Prayer Based Health Care Plans

Washington DC (AP) Following the lead of Representative Virginia Foxx (Nutjob-NC) who introduced successful legislation to ban any federal education assistance from being used to teach abortion techniques in medical schools, the social conservative a...

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Funny story: Gingrich's "Brilliance" Outshines Einstein

Gingrich's "Brilliance" Outshines Einstein

In a nationally televised news conference, potential Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich revealed that his I.Q. is 20 points higher than renowned physicist Albert Einstein. "The American people know that I am basically a modest individual...

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Funny story: Bachmann: "Obama should have done it himself!"

Bachmann: "Obama should have done it himself!"

The news media is reporting that when the news of the death of Osama Bin Laden was announced on Sunday night, the outpouring of praise for President Obama was almost universal. "Not quite," reports the AP as the nay-sayers were quick to respond. C...

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Funny story: Walking the Talk: House Republicans,Glenn Beck Call on Americans to Reject Medicare, Veterans Benefits

Walking the Talk: House Republicans,Glenn Beck Call on Americans to Reject Medicare, Veterans Benefits

Fresh from the victory of passing the 2012 budget in the U.S. House of Representatives, Congressman Paul Ryan and Congressman Michelle Bachmann took to the steps of the U.S Capitol, calling on Americans to take "bold new steps" to show their support for the Republican-sponsored budget plan. "This new budget plan is a breath of fresh air," beamed Ryan. "It identifies so-called entitlements for...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Said "Something" Intelligent

Michele Bachmann Said "Something" Intelligent

An inside source on Capital Hill claims that during the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Michele Bachman said "something" intelligent. There is no word on exactly what she said and apparently both members of her own staff, and members...

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Funny story: Bachmann Hoax: Crowned Queen of the Bile!

Bachmann Hoax: Crowned Queen of the Bile!

It is reported today that Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has been the subject of a hoax similar to the one perpetrated on Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin when he thought he was talking to one of the Koch bothers. Although her office is officially...

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Funny story: Tea Party Idol

Tea Party Idol

After Michele Bachmann's latest gaffe the tea party could no longer ignore the growing list of errors and bungles. Rather than continuing to deny their mistakes and miscues, they are trying the reverse approach of finally accepting the fact that...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Wows Republican Faithful

Michele Bachmann Wows Republican Faithful

A new gaff prone woman politician is gaining in popularity and wants to run for US president. Daffy Michele was thought of something as a joke until recently when she has gained prominence. The conspiracy mad 'Tea Party' member has some very st...

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Funny story: Michelle Bachmann: Americans Indians Wanted to be Slaughtered by White Man

Michelle Bachmann: Americans Indians Wanted to be Slaughtered by White Man

In her response to President Obama's State of the Union speech, Tea Party leader Rep. Michelle Bachmann of Minnesota, appearing on CNN as the bride of Frankenstein, angered Native Americans when she said that "Indians at the time of the westward expa...

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Funny story: Congresswoman Michele Bachmann Direct Descendent of Typhoid Mary!

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann Direct Descendent of Typhoid Mary!

Congressman Michele Bachmann's office is vehemently denying a published report that Ms. Bachmann is a direct descendent of the infamous Typhoid Mary. The web site Myrelatives.org is reporting otherwise. Evidently, Ms. Bachmann is directly related to...

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Funny story: Boehner, Bachmann, Huckabee, and King Protest List of "Haters"

Boehner, Bachmann, Huckabee, and King Protest List of "Haters"

(Hate Group Monthly) - Several House Republicans are outraged that the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) has added four groups to a nationwide database of colored pins on the map. This brings the number of hate groups in the U.S. even closer to t...

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Funny story: Jesus Declines Dinner Invite from Congresswoman Michele Bachmann

Jesus Declines Dinner Invite from Congresswoman Michele Bachmann

"Sorry, Michele, I'm busy that night," was the unfortunate reply to Congresswoman, Michele Bachmann's invitation to dinner to none other than Jesus Christ, her personal Lord and Savior. The woman from Minnesota was crushed. "Sure, I got definite y...

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Funny story: Representative Michele Bachmann Claims She is Not a Russian Spy

Representative Michele Bachmann Claims She is Not a Russian Spy

This weekend, before a crowd of like-minded tea partiers, Michele Bachmann strayed from her usual Obama rants to address rumors that she may be another female Russian spy from the same ring that was arrested in June of this year. Bachmann suspects sh...

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Funny story: Michelle Bachman Says She Meant to Call Obama a Terrorist Not Anti-American

Michelle Bachman Says She Meant to Call Obama a Terrorist Not Anti-American

Today Congressman Michelle Bachman, Republican from the Sixth District in Minnesota said that during her appearance on "Hardball" her comments were taken out of context, and that "Political pundits from the Socialist Right who used my exact quotes un...

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