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Funny story: Americans are tired of 'better love and marriage' books

Americans are tired of 'better love and marriage' books

A two year-long study completed by Cornell University's 'Bettelheim Group for SUPER-SUPER Loving Relationships' will appear in the March issue of 'The Journal of Love Me, Love You, Too,' the World's iconic medium for current research into why men and women and gays either relate or don't give a flying fart about one another. The Journal is published in 17 languages and even appears on newstands in...

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Funny story: World's Happiest Couple Reveal The Secret Of A Lasting Relationship

World's Happiest Couple Reveal The Secret Of A Lasting Relationship

The world's happiest couple, Derek and Doreen Plimpton, of Port Isaac, Cornwall, currently basking in the glow of a 60 year long period of marital bliss, today revealed the secret behind their happy union. "I do as I'm told," Derek told reporters.

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Funny story: How to win the heart of a woman

How to win the heart of a woman

Our world is full of triviality and absurdity; some are ignorable; some, disturbing. In certain parts of the world, cheap impostors normally attach themselves to various authorities, dead or alive. One simple scheme is quoting. Episode 1 here is a harmless quoting, but the second episodes are somehow disturbing. Episode I: My old grandma was naturally spiritual. Since we had no clock around the...

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Funny story: Heartbroken? There's an app for that

Heartbroken? There's an app for that

Nobody knows heartbreak like Mac Buck, editor of App World! At least, as far as he is concerned, nobody has. "My heart has been broken so often," said Buck, "that it has come to resemble a second hand jigsaw puzzle: a million pieces - not all from...

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Funny story: Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises

Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises

Dating is a slipper slope in the best of circumstances but add a little adversity to the situation and it could seem almost impossible to find a suitable mate. Well a woman with a malady that could be considered a little adversity has found the pe...

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Funny story: A tale of two lovers

A tale of two lovers

Morton Bendlebag, finished combing his hair, put the toupe on his shinning bald head, and made for the front door. It was the only way out of his semi detached in Penge, some bastard had super glued the back door lock. At the bus stop, Morton waited patiently for the number 55 bus, that would transport him to the Benghazi Community centre, Eagle terrace, Harlesden. Emmarold Partinfok, slippe...

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Funny story: A Bad Romance In Every Way

A Bad Romance In Every Way

Their eyes met across the busy dancefloor. Unlikely though it was, both of their glass eyes had fallen out at the same time, rolled across the ground - avoiding dozens of dancing feet - and bumped into each other. Theobald and Griselda approached each other, put their eyes back in and began an awkward conversation. He didn't normally enjoy yakking. He had caught a large one the previous year bu...

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Funny story: Elvis Presley - You were always on my mind

Elvis Presley - You were always on my mind

The following notes are taken from case study number 37, vis-a-vis Wendy Box, who has been admitted to ward 15 following over half a century of infatuation with the late American singer Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley first came to the attention of Wendy Box in 1956 when he released the song Heartbreak Hotel. The young Miss Box, then a 14 year old schoolgirl, would pass her free time in the Red Ca...

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Funny story: Make Love Not War: The Truth Behind America's National Anthem

Make Love Not War: The Truth Behind America's National Anthem

I was getting ready to watch the World Series and I was enduring the atrocious warbling of an off-key canary when I thought back to some yellowed papers I'd purchased at a garage sale. It was the diary of a man named George Wemby, who was a childhood friend of Francis Scott Key. That diary contains the true meaning of the lyrics Key wrote. (This has been confirmed by researchers from Harvard, whom...

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Funny story: The Eternal Nature Of Surprise: A Poem Of Love, Lust And Shock By Desmond Bachaus

The Eternal Nature Of Surprise: A Poem Of Love, Lust And Shock By Desmond Bachaus

The Eternal Nature Of Surprise: A Poem Of Love, Lust And Shock By Desmond Bachaus You stopped. Deeply, longingly, you looked in to my soul. Like the stars in the cool blanket of night, I watched the water sparkle and dance in your eyes. You said I was the one. You told me that you had never felt this way before. I too, had never felt like this. You took my hand. Clasping my fingers in...

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Funny story: Emma Stone Responds To Jim Carrey's Complimentary Video Tribute

Emma Stone Responds To Jim Carrey's Complimentary Video Tribute

LOS ANGELES - Jim Carrey sat in front of his computer and professed his attraction, admiration, and desire for the star of the motion picture The Help, Emma Stone. Carrey, who at 49, is 27 years older than 22-year-old Stone told her that he has se...

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Funny story: Song: "In Short, This Is a Lengthy, Publicised, Goodbye to an Unexpected You"

Song: "In Short, This Is a Lengthy, Publicised, Goodbye to an Unexpected You"

Another song, I hear you yell? So soon? Why yes dear reader! According to my friend they're just poems. I disagree. They're just words written in verse and rhyme. Hopefully, some guy from a major label will see this and employ me, so until them these are poems. Or songs without music. They're something. This song is about heartbreak. To be fair, I haven't actually experienced it, but I've wa...

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Funny story: One Woman's Search for the Stereotypical British Guy

One Woman's Search for the Stereotypical British Guy

For some, the quest for love has them make up false claims about themselves on internet match making sites. For others, they rely simply on hanging out at Starbucks with their laptops hoping the attractive doctor they've been eying for a month will finally say hello. Yet, there is a woman in Montana, who has decided to go for guys named David. Not just any David will do either. She's looking f...

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Funny story: Lusting

Lusting

What is love? Can we really call a man's intensive feeling toward a charming female true 'Love'? Is sex-free spiritual affection, or rather Platonic Love, a true love? Is the less intensive feeling that one experiences right after sex still love? Never Mind. Some suggest that love can be defined if it is contrasted with its opposite, 'Hate'. Definitely, a father's feeling toward his young daug...

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Funny story: Boy Saddened at Returned Love Letter

Boy Saddened at Returned Love Letter

SACREMENTO, CA - Richard Wright was returned a love letter from his friend, to his dismay. "She [Sarah Smith] thought I was sending her a piece to be marked, I'm assuming," he said. He produced a tatty bit of paper with scribblings correcting gram...

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Funny story: Free Love for Police

Free Love for Police

In an astonishing statement Signus Snoop, up until now the secret trainer of under the covers Police spies, lay out his support for free love. 'You can't poke around in these organisations, devoted to promiscuity, without having a bit of it yourse...

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Funny story: Cupid to Replace Bow & Arrow with Shotgun

Cupid to Replace Bow & Arrow with Shotgun

Rome - Love or else. That's the message Roman deity Cupid wants everyone to consider this Valentine's Day. The winged God is trading in his trademark bow and arrow for something more affective. "I can't hit s**t with a bow," Cupid admits. Poor...

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