Alastair Darling shocked members of the cabinet today with his new plan to save the economy. He has set aside £1.5 million of treasury funds to buy a million eurolottery tickets. Alastair told the front bench team that euromillions represents the...
The National Health Service has announced today that it is joining forces with National Lottery organisers 'Camelot' to produce the 'Health Lottery'. Sick and dying people simply buy a ticket in the usual manner by picking six numbers. Every Satur...
The lottery ticket that pop star George Michael said he was looking for when arrested in a Beverly Hills public toilet, has turned up in a pair of jeans in a charity shop in London. Michael, was arrested by a pretty undercover policeman, Marcelo R...
Two 'red-top' British tabloids - the Sun and Daily Star - are set to co-operatively launch what is said to be the UK's biggest ever daily newspaper quiz, which threatens to tumble the National Lottery from its crown position. With daily prizes be...
Matthew Streetwalker, a retired florist from Stretford in Manchester was thrilled with the news that the police and the Camelot lottery people have allowed him to keep the lottery ticket he found at his local bus station earlier today.
Reginald Hormone, a part-qualified - well one of his arms is the part that is qualified - accountant from Wombwell, near Barnsley has today announced a fool-proof system he has developed for winning the UK National Lottery.
Some new research undertaken by the government to inflate the pockets of yet more overpaid consultants, has revealed absolutely nothing.
A syndicate from Thames Valley Police have just won the Euromillions lottery. The 25 member syndicate from the Peckham area have scooped a massive £60 million jackpot which gives each member £2.2 million and a bit of...
The Grenadian Lottery Group has pleased to inform you that you have won $1,000,000. We have chosen websites at random and chose to post the winning post on this website. And because you are reading this post, you are a winner.
One of the best friends of Divine entity Jesus Christ has scooped $750,000 on a lottery game. Kevin Smyth 30, said his win was a bit of luck and a little bit of 'divine intervention'.
A man who amassed more than £2million of gambling debts has won a court case against bookmakers William Hill, and will have all of his debts wiped clean, says a report.
Raleigh, North Carolina (IPP) - The North Carolina State Lottery has decided to officially eliminate the number 4 from its Play 3 game on a permanent basis.
Raleigh, North Carolina (IPP) - The North Carolina lottery has announced that the number Four (4) has been removed from the PICK 3 game. In its place an additional Zero (0) and or Nine (9) have been added in an alternating system. The number Four (...
Tennis ace Tim Henman almost won last week's National Lottery draw, it was revealed. He almost won a tax-free cash prize of £4 million.
Phones, fax lines, and websites at Wiccan headquarters around the globe have been buzzing with frantic demands for information.
Kansas City, Misouri (IP) - A man named Henry Finootch won $300 million dollars in the lottery on Saturday night but was disappointed when he was paid in rolls of pennies.
Angela Kelly, the £35million EuroMillions lottery winner, has said that, although she understands the dangers of overspending, she will be giving up work immediately.
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