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Funny story: Man allowed to keep lottery ticket he found in street

Man allowed to keep lottery ticket he found in street

Matthew Streetwalker, a retired florist from Stretford in Manchester was thrilled with the news that the police and the Camelot lottery people have allowed him to keep the lottery ticket he found at his local bus station earlier today.

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Funny story: Barnsley accountant develops fool-proof method for winning lottery

Barnsley accountant develops fool-proof method for winning lottery

Reginald Hormone, a part-qualified - well one of his arms is the part that is qualified - accountant from Wombwell, near Barnsley has today announced a fool-proof system he has developed for winning the UK National Lottery.

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Funny story: New Government research reveals absolutely nothing

New Government research reveals absolutely nothing

Some new research undertaken by the government to inflate the pockets of yet more overpaid consultants, has revealed absolutely nothing.

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Funny story: A Policeman's Lotto is a Happy One!

A Policeman's Lotto is a Happy One!

A syndicate from Thames Valley Police have just won the Euromillions lottery. The 25 member syndicate from the Peckham area have scooped a massive £60 million jackpot which gives each member £2.2 million and a bit of...

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Funny story: Congratulations! You Just Won $1,000,000!

Congratulations! You Just Won $1,000,000!

The Grenadian Lottery Group has pleased to inform you that you have won $1,000,000. We have chosen websites at random and chose to post the winning post on this website. And because you are reading this post, you are a winner.

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Funny story: Jesus' Best Friend Wins Lottery

Jesus' Best Friend Wins Lottery

One of the best friends of Divine entity Jesus Christ has scooped $750,000 on a lottery game. Kevin Smyth 30, said his win was a bit of luck and a little bit of 'divine intervention'.

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Funny story: Awful Gambler Wins Money Back

Awful Gambler Wins Money Back

A man who amassed more than £2million of gambling debts has won a court case against bookmakers William Hill, and will have all of his debts wiped clean, says a report.

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Funny story: North Carolina Lottery Eliminates Number 4 Permanently

North Carolina Lottery Eliminates Number 4 Permanently

Raleigh, North Carolina (IPP) - The North Carolina State Lottery has decided to officially eliminate the number 4 from its Play 3 game on a permanent basis.

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Funny story: North Carolina Lottery Eliminates Number 4

North Carolina Lottery Eliminates Number 4

Raleigh, North Carolina (IPP) - The North Carolina lottery has announced that the number Four (4) has been removed from the PICK 3 game. In its place an additional Zero (0) and or Nine (9) have been added in an alternating system. The number Four (...

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Funny story: Tim Henman almost wins National Lottery

Tim Henman almost wins National Lottery

Tennis ace Tim Henman almost won last week's National Lottery draw, it was revealed. He almost won a tax-free cash prize of £4 million.

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Funny story: A Wiccan Is a Winner

A Wiccan Is a Winner

Phones, fax lines, and websites at Wiccan headquarters around the globe have been buzzing with frantic demands for information.

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Funny story: Lottery Winner Collects $300 Million

Lottery Winner Collects $300 Million

Kansas City, Misouri (IP) - A man named Henry Finootch won $300 million dollars in the lottery on Saturday night but was disappointed when he was paid in rolls of pennies.

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Funny story: Lottery Winner Warned About Giving Up Work

Lottery Winner Warned About Giving Up Work

Angela Kelly, the £35million EuroMillions lottery winner, has said that, although she understands the dangers of overspending, she will be giving up work immediately.

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Funny story: Giada Stars in Italian Reggae Show: Pasta Man Vibration

Giada Stars in Italian Reggae Show: Pasta Man Vibration

Milano, Italy (IP) - While travelling through Italy our entertainment reporter stumbled upon an exciting new show featuring Giada De Laurentiis in an Italian Reggae extravaganza named "Pasta Man Vibration". The show has a little something...

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Funny story: Lottery Won by Five Southern Governors

Lottery Won by Five Southern Governors

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - The Atlanta Post & Times is reporting that the governors of five different southern states have all won the lottery in their respective states this year. The list of states includes Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina,...

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Funny story: John Edwards Wins Lottery

John Edwards Wins Lottery

Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards announced Friday that he won the Cayman Islands lottery, with a prized reported at $27 million. Edwards indicated he would take the lump sum cash payment of $12 million, and use a substa...

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Funny story: Hambone vs. Hilton: Round One Goes to Lottery Winner

Hambone vs. Hilton: Round One Goes to Lottery Winner

Hollywood, CA - Just hours after being released, Paris Hilton is ordered back to jail to complete her sentence for reckless driving.

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