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Funny story: Charles Barkley: Well It Looks Like The Lucky Lakers Made It To The Playoffs

Charles Barkley: Well It Looks Like The Lucky Lakers Made It To The Playoffs

ATLANTA - Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley expressed what a lot of Laker haters felt when the guys in purple and gold somehow managed to make it into the NBA playoffs without their star player, court coach, and head cheerleader Kobe Bryant. Barkley s...

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Funny story: Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants Kobe Bryant To Be The Team's Designated Free Throw Shooter

Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants Kobe Bryant To Be The Team's Designated Free Throw Shooter

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni is devastated at the fact that his super star player/coach Kobe "Vino" Bryant is out for the rest of the season due to an Achilles heel injury, an Adam's apple bruise, and inverted ear drums. D'Antoni sat i...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That It Looks Like The Curse of Shaquille Has Finally Caught Up With Him and The Lakers

Kobe Bryant Says That It Looks Like The Curse of Shaquille Has Finally Caught Up With Him and The Lakers

LOS ANGELES - A dejected Kobe Bryant sat in the Lakers locker room trying to hide the pain in his foot, but the pain in his soul showed right through. Bryant who is the heart and soul and voice of the Lakers appears to finally have met his Waterlo...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson Changes His Mind About Wanting To Be The Lakers Coach

Phil Jackson Changes His Mind About Wanting To Be The Lakers Coach

LOS ANGELES - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that Phil Jackson has stated that he has changed his mind about getting back into NBA coaching. Jackson talked with Sherwood Frisbee of SCM and said that he cannot believe how badly the Lakers ha...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

LOS ANGELES - Charles Barkley has said that the current Laker woes are a direct result of The Curse of Shaquille. "Fat Bro" Barkley, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, said that Shaquille O'Neal stated back in 2004, when the Lakers traded him...

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Funny story: Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni shook his head after seeing Steve Nash get hurt and wondered what in the world is going on with his team. He stated that he does not recall ever seeing so many players hurt at one time. D'Antoni said that M...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

LOS ANGELES - As movie star Slim Pickens once said in the epic Western satire Blazing Saddles, "What in the wide, wide, world of sports is goin' on here?" Boom! The dreaded Laker injury bug has just struck again and this time it has bitten Laker s...

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Funny story: The Lakers Are Barely Holding On To The 8th Seed

The Lakers Are Barely Holding On To The 8th Seed

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers traveled to Milwaukee where the Bucks handed them a 113-103 defeat. This loss now puts the Utah Jazz just one win away from being tied with Kobe Bryant's Lakers for the 8th seed in the West. Kobe was in a foul mood, no...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Banned From Visiting Iowa

Ann Coulter Banned From Visiting Iowa

DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa has just issued a mandate which prohibits the Republican know-it-all, better known as Ann Coulter from ever setting foot in the state. The mandate came about as a direct result of Ann Coulter's recent statement...

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Funny story: Doesn't Jack Nicholson Know He Looks Silly Hitting On Young Hollywood Starlets?

Doesn't Jack Nicholson Know He Looks Silly Hitting On Young Hollywood Starlets?

LOS ANGELES - Noted West Coast attorney Ginger Allred told Bedroom Pillow Talk that 75-year-old Jack Nicholson looks silly as hell flirting with young Hollywood starlets. Allred said that the Easy Rider actor seems to forget that he's close to 80...

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Funny story: Kobeless Lakers Beat The Sacramento Kings

Kobeless Lakers Beat The Sacramento Kings

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers were without their player-coach Kobe Bryant for the first time this year, but it did not matter as they defeated the Sacramento Kings 113-102. Kobe told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that while he is hurt...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Admits She Has A Crush On Kobe Bryant

Ann Coulter Admits She Has A Crush On Kobe Bryant

NEW YORK CITY - One of the nation's most well known GOP mouthpieces Ann Coulter recently confided to Piers Morgan that she has a crush on Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant. Coulter, 51, said that she usually does not have crushes on men bu...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Calls Kobe Bryant The P.T. Barnum of Basketball

Charles Barkley Calls Kobe Bryant The P.T. Barnum of Basketball

ATLANTA - One of the most disliked sports announcers in the history of sports announcing has just fired an NBA salvo at Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant. Charles "Chubby" Barkley told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that Ko...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Injured - The Lakers Playoff Hopes May Have Just Faded Into The Left Coast Sunset

Kobe Bryant Injured - The Lakers Playoff Hopes May Have Just Faded Into The Left Coast Sunset

LOS ANGELES - Laker fans are holding their collective breaths and hoping that their superstar Kobe "Vino" Bryant is not hurt as bad as Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley thinks he is. Barkley who is noted for letting venomous saliva spew forth from his...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Disses The Lakers

Charles Barkley Disses The Lakers

ATLANTA - Charles Barkley has been known to put his foot in his mouth more times than Sarah Palin, Paul Ryan, John Boehner, and the San Francisco 49ers all put together. But his latest venomous rant has the Los Angeles Laker fans fuming. Barkley w...

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Funny story: Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers have finally made it to .500 ball and superstar Kobe Bryant is taking the credit. Kobe, who has just given himself the new nickname of Vino (Wine), recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Dai...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Makes a $100,000 Bet That The Lakers Will Make The Playoffs

Jack Nicholson Makes a $100,000 Bet That The Lakers Will Make The Playoffs

LOS ANGELES - The all-time number one Los Angeles Lakers fan Jack Nicholson is finally smiling again. Fresh from appearing at the Academy Award Show and hitting on the winner of the Best Actress Award 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence, or J-Law, as Ry...

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