LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers are down to the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA's Western Conference Playoffs, 3 games to none. An unnamed source said that "Vino" Bryant is so mad he could eat a runned over possum and not bat an eye.
LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of LaLaLand is that injured Laker guard Kobe Bryant is so fed up with the way he has been treated by the news media regarding the tweeting situation that he is taking a vacation. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance...
SAN ANTONIO - Even if most of the sports writers, reporters, and announcers have said that they think Kobe "The Black Mamba" should stop tweeting during the playoffs, one Laker teammate has insisted that he keep it up. Metta World Peace, the angry...
NEW YORK CITY - After receiving tens of thousands of complaints in the form of emails, text messages, and phone calls from upset NBA fans, the commissioner of the NBA David Stern has issued an official warning to Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Shaquille O'Neal recently had dinner with his former Lakers coach Phil "The Zenmaster" Jackson at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in West Hollywood. O'Neal reminded Jackson that he and not Kobe Bryant helped to put the Lakers on...
LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson is one happy old geezer as he just received a cashier's check in the mail for $100,000. The check is for a bet he made with New York Knicks fan Spike Lee. Jack had made the bet with Lee a little over six weeks ago.
SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs handed the Los Angeles Lakers a 91-79 defeat in game one of their best of seven Western Conference playoffs series. An unidentified AT&T locker room attendant stated to Sporting Chance Magazine that Coach D'...
SAN ANTONIO - Kobe "Vino" Bryant sat at his home in Los Angeles tweeting up a storm as his Laker teammates played in their first game of the playoffs against the San Antonio Spurs. Kobe, who just recently discovered tweeting, tweeted his team to...
ATLANTA - Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley expressed what a lot of Laker haters felt when the guys in purple and gold somehow managed to make it into the NBA playoffs without their star player, court coach, and head cheerleader Kobe Bryant. Barkley s...
LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni is devastated at the fact that his super star player/coach Kobe "Vino" Bryant is out for the rest of the season due to an Achilles heel injury, an Adam's apple bruise, and inverted ear drums. D'Antoni sat i...
LOS ANGELES - A dejected Kobe Bryant sat in the Lakers locker room trying to hide the pain in his foot, but the pain in his soul showed right through. Bryant who is the heart and soul and voice of the Lakers appears to finally have met his Waterlo...
LOS ANGELES - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that Phil Jackson has stated that he has changed his mind about getting back into NBA coaching. Jackson talked with Sherwood Frisbee of SCM and said that he cannot believe how badly the Lakers ha...
LOS ANGELES - Charles Barkley has said that the current Laker woes are a direct result of The Curse of Shaquille. "Fat Bro" Barkley, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, said that Shaquille O'Neal stated back in 2004, when the Lakers traded him...
LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni shook his head after seeing Steve Nash get hurt and wondered what in the world is going on with his team. He stated that he does not recall ever seeing so many players hurt at one time. D'Antoni said that M...
LOS ANGELES - As movie star Slim Pickens once said in the epic Western satire Blazing Saddles, "What in the wide, wide, world of sports is goin' on here?" Boom! The dreaded Laker injury bug has just struck again and this time it has bitten Laker s...
LOS ANGELES - The Lakers traveled to Milwaukee where the Bucks handed them a 113-103 defeat. This loss now puts the Utah Jazz just one win away from being tied with Kobe Bryant's Lakers for the 8th seed in the West. Kobe was in a foul mood, no...
DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa has just issued a mandate which prohibits the Republican know-it-all, better known as Ann Coulter from ever setting foot in the state. The mandate came about as a direct result of Ann Coulter's recent statement...
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