LOS ANGELES, CA - No injuries or damage have been reported after a mild quake struck the Los Angeles, California area today, though "a whole lotto Jacko" fans were "all shook up" by the event. A crowd of 20,000 attending deceased King of Pop Micha...
Los Angeles, CA - While citizens of Los Angeles celebrate the Los Angeles Lakers winning the NBA championship by rioting, citizens of Tehran, Iran continue to throw rocks at police and authority figures to demonstrate their anger towards a slanted el...
LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles Dodgers reported today that suspended slugger Manny Ramirez, who is currently serving a 50-game suspension imposed by the league after testing positive for a banned substance is, according to Dodgers' head team physicia...
There may be an eerie silence in the nation's most populous county this week; it will simply be the sound of 10 million people not cussing, according to the Los Angeles Times. At least that's the result McKay Hatch is hoping for once his campaign...
Los Angeles underground vigilante mob 'The A-Team' have fought back against the critics who have panned their decision to outsource portions of their workload to third-parties.
LA Bureaucrats who feed on sushi and cafe latte frappacino espresso cappuchin monkee drinks are persecuting los camiones de tacos.
A new survey commissioned by the County of Los Angeles has discovered that a whopping 96.7% of the citizens of the city believe they live in a smelly, concrete covered, rat infested hellhole, with little or no attractive vegetation and can't understand why anyone would want to visit.
Crowds gathered yesterday in Los Angeles to mark the 17 years since the cowardly, unprovoked attack and beating of innocent and defenceless black cab driver, Rodney King.
(Los Angeles - CA) Following the popularity of MTV's California based reality show The Hills, the network has decided to launch a new reality show targeted at teens in the Deep South. The Sticks will feature four teens growing up on a trailer court in Jonesboro, Arkansas. The series will debut with an episode featuring Clanton and Eula Mae going to the barn dance, learning they ar...
In a development that is sure to rivet the attention of celebrity tabloid readers around the world for several seconds until they realize what it's actually about, the Hilton International Hotel and Convention Center in Paris, Fr...
(Los Angeles-CA) Vermont apple cheek fresh and pure as un-stepped on cocaine, Paris Hilton told TMZ exclusively that she no longer is just looking for good looking, Greek shipping heirs to "hook-up with", because according to Hilton, "I already slept with all of them. Isn't that hot?"...
When W W I, 1914-1918, began, Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, was quoted to have said, "… a war with which we had nothing to do… (He warned Americans to) be impartial in thought as well as action." However, Los Angeles Examiner, April 3. 1917, headline goes: 'War! Says Wilson; Big Army Wanted'. Some have condemned the United States' entrance into World War I, in 1918, as an 'unwise departure fr...
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) - The Discovery shuttle blasted off today in the latest in a series of one (or maybe two, there was another, right?) successful lift-offs by the white shirted guys at NASA. Onlookers gasped in amazement as the shuttle burned through enough fuel to power all SUVs in the Los Angeles basin for the next 50 years.
Los Angeles, California - In addition to having to follow their dogs with a plastic bag to clean up after them when they poop, Angelinos must now have to closely watch what crap comes out of their mouths as well when within the city limits. Although...
Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton announced today that he will be doing away with police officers salaries and they will be paid on a "per crime" basis from this day on. Bratton claims that this will encourage police to make more ar...
Los Angeles, California - Mostly the elderly, people with preexisting health conditions or people who live alone have been most negatively impacted by the Southern California heat wave that has taken 30 some lives so far. Los Angeles County corner...
Fat comic Rosie o Donnell has been elected spokeswoman for Nuclear Energy by Californian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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