After several years of not visiting the British Isles, the sudden return of a very exotic, "Bird of paradise" has shocked many who thought they could continue to paint the house RED. The bird is a rare breed called "The Blue Titted Moronio" and wa...
Reports are coming in of a suspected terror attack on the streets of London this afternoon. An unidentified teenager apparently knocked on the red door of a local resident and was filmed afterwards using religious language. Witnesses say that the...
LONDON - Britain's Bus Bureau, known as the BBB, has just announced that it is in the process of starting to eliminate all double decker buses. Reginald F. Quibbenshire, a spokesperson for BBB stated that since the numbers of people riding public…
"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?" Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...
LONDON - Well there is good news and bad news from Camp Biebs. The good news is that he showed up on time for his concert at London's O2 Arena. The bad news is that while he was jumping around all over the stage he got tangled up and tripped on th...
LOS ANGELES - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that the boo birds were out in force as Justin Bieber and former Spice Girl Mel B were both booed by irate fans. Bieber was booed after showing up two hours and three minutes late for hi...
LONDON - Justin Bieber says that he has just received the best birthday present that he has ever gotten and her name is Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke. The British Tabloid Ta Ta For Now News reports that the two celebrated Bieber's 19th birthday at the...
LONDON - Brompton Boxgrove, a reporter with Britain's Tickety Boo News, has just reported that merry olde England has just opened up a brand new fast food establishment. Boxgrove reports that The Giddy Up Diner has just opened for business in the...
A recent survey has confirmed that London now has a multi-culti majority and white, indigenous Brits, who used to form the majority, are running to the surrounding hills; Cotswolds preferably or even the Sussex Downs; if they can afford it. One re...
LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing. The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruis...
A rare, vintage cider has been found in Victorian tombs in one of the UK's most famous cemeteries. The discovery of a large bottle of 'Dead Good' Cider in Highgate Cemetery, the burial place of Claud Bulmer and Lord Scrumpy, is the first time the...
Ritz Hotel, Piccadilly, London: Is it the Ritz or is it writs, the legal from! Accusations has been thrown around that there has been a theft of the Ritz 106-year-old five star hotel trademark, by 'commoners' and 'Johnny-come-latelies'! The prob...
LONDON--Following a New England Patriots team visit to Buckingham Palace, sources confirmed that members of the Queen's Guard were overheard discussing the lifeless and hollow visage of Bill Belichick, who reportedly did not blink, smile, or make...
Yes, the home game of the St. Louis Rams is in London against the ultimate visitors, the New England Patriots who at least share the name England with the country where they play this week. If the Rams go on the tourist trap carousel, they may as...
With decentralization many people from London are finding themselves in strange primitive parts. One of the most frightening is Yorkshire. Yorkshire folk are very tribal and don't take to strangers. They especially dislike people from Lancashire and Wales. Although they can tolerate people from London they are not always friendly. Yorkshire folk speak in the Genitive tense all of the time.
One of London's poshest streets, Savile Row, is to be renamed to Tailor Street in a bid to distance itself from Jimmy Savile. "We don't know for certain just what Jimmy Savile has done or not done," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who is orga...
LONDON - The London tabloid The Sunshine has reported the breakup between George Clooney, 51, and his beautiful girlfriend Stacy Keibler, 32. But a close friend of Clooney's, who would only give his initials (F.Y.), stated that London publication...
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