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Funny story: "Meet Me in St. Louis," But Patriots Prefer London

"Meet Me in St. Louis," But Patriots Prefer London

Yes, the home game of the St. Louis Rams is in London against the ultimate visitors, the New England Patriots who at least share the name England with the country where they play this week. If the Rams go on the tourist trap carousel, they may as...

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Funny story: A Londoner's guide to Yorkshire

A Londoner's guide to Yorkshire

With decentralization many people from London are finding themselves in strange primitive parts. One of the most frightening is Yorkshire. Yorkshire folk are very tribal and don't take to strangers. They especially dislike people from Lancashire and Wales. Although they can tolerate people from London they are not always friendly. Yorkshire folk speak in the Genitive tense all of the time.

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Funny story: Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street

Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street

One of London's poshest streets, Savile Row, is to be renamed to Tailor Street in a bid to distance itself from Jimmy Savile. "We don't know for certain just what Jimmy Savile has done or not done," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who is orga...

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Funny story: George Clooney Denies He's Dumping Stacy Keibler

George Clooney Denies He's Dumping Stacy Keibler

LONDON - The London tabloid The Sunshine has reported the breakup between George Clooney, 51, and his beautiful girlfriend Stacy Keibler, 32. But a close friend of Clooney's, who would only give his initials (F.Y.), stated that London publication...

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Funny story: The whole of London to be converted to runways

The whole of London to be converted to runways

A massive swathe of London is to be converted into one huge airport with seven hundred runways after an argument between Boris Johnson and Patrick McLoughlin escalated. Please note, that Patrick has no relation to Colleen Rooney nee McLoughlin. This...

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Funny story: Jack The Ripper Unmasked

Jack The Ripper Unmasked

The identity of Britain's most notorious serial killer, Jack The Ripper, has finally been revealed during a deathbed confession. Gupta Singh, an Indian national who studied medicine at a London teaching hospital in the early sixties, died followin...

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Funny story: Michelle "The First Mama" Obama Picked Up By Olympic Lady Wrestler

Michelle "The First Mama" Obama Picked Up By Olympic Lady Wrestler

LONDON - America's First Lady, Michelle Obama could very well be the most popular American in London, no matter what Bob Costas or Matt Lauer may think. On Sunday merry Michelle hugged every single member of the United States men's basketball team...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts

Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts

LONDON - Mitt Romney has just clearly demonstrated the art of sticking one's foot in one's mouth. The GOP presidential candidate figured that he would jump on the Olympics bandwagon and garner all kinds of free publicity for his political campaign...

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Funny story: The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A spokesperson for the Costa Rican Olympic team, Francisco San Platanos, has expressed the fact that Team Costa Rica has just received a certified letter from The International Olympic Committee. The letter stipulates that t...

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Funny story: Madonna Asked To Leave England Immediately!

Madonna Asked To Leave England Immediately!

LONDON - Madonna who will turn 54, on August 16, performed before a far from sell-out audience in Hyde Park. The "Material Girl" who is now known as the "Material Grandma" received a less than enthusiastic reception and was booed constantly during...

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Funny story: Over there, tell 'em, that the Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming!

Over there, tell 'em, that the Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming!

Heathrow, LONDON: With many teenagers employed by G4S on £8.50 per hour, deciding to take days off to watch Jeremy Kyle or soaps, there may be trouble ahead. But why has the Olympic Security become a 'car crash', waiting to happen? Lord Coe et al...

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Funny story: Monopoly updated to reflect the current economic uncertainty

Monopoly updated to reflect the current economic uncertainty

Monopoly, the world's most popular bored game, has had several incarnations, mainly by using different cities or the Simpsons. Now, MasterBate games have announced that the game will be getting its first major revision since the addition of the Scott...

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Funny story: Irish Warned To Beat Olympics Travel Jams - Other Communities Up In Arms

Irish Warned To Beat Olympics Travel Jams - Other Communities Up In Arms

Leading Liberal Democrat Dee Doocey is at the centre of a political storm after failing to warn some ethnic communities about possible travel problems during the Olympics. Dublin-born Baroness Doocey, who recently stepped down from the London Asse...

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Funny story: Woman remanded over London sieve

Woman remanded over London sieve

A woman has appeared in court over a giant sieve which closed one of London's busiest shopping streets. Colleen Colander was charged with possession of an overlarge sieve. She was also accused of recklessly endangering life by trying to force peop...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Ties Burlington Bertie's Bow In Savoy Hotel Love Tryst

Lady Gaga Ties Burlington Bertie's Bow In Savoy Hotel Love Tryst

Okay, that was what several London tabloids were reporting yesterday. But is it true? "Absolutely not, it's a bunch of hooey," said Lady Gaga, who gave an exclusive interview to a Spoof reporter who happened to spot the famous duo sharing a cupp...

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Funny story: Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

LONDON - Nigel Winston Buckingshire, the director of the famed Ye Olde Merry Rehab Clinic of Upper Tooting, has been informed about a situation that needs his immediate attention. According to Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo News, a woman named...

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Funny story: High Street Antics

High Street Antics

London, England. In scenes rarely captured in the city, twenty seven quantity surveyors donned Dark Ages costumes and ran wildly down the high street screaming "It's your London!". Passersby were mildly amused by the unusual antics and even one witne...

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