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Funny story: Man Feels Like Loser

Man Feels Like Loser

38-year-old Wisconsin man, Louis Shortpecker, recently told news reporters that he feels like a complete loser. "I'm not really sure why, but sometimes I get the subtle feeling that I'm a complete loser. Maybe I feel this way because I haven...

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Funny story: Company Announces Successful Promotion of a New Plant Manager

Company Announces Successful Promotion of a New Plant Manager

“Dick Peter’s Solid Wood, Inc.” is proudly known as the nation’s 57th leading producer of outdoor decking and household furniture. Their plant locations in every state use only the most superior lumber in order to create decking material as well as...

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Funny story: Town Not Strong Enough to Recover From Tragedy

Town Not Strong Enough to Recover From Tragedy

Despite trying really hard, the town of Wilsonville, North Dakota, just couldn’t come together after a horrible tragedy befell the community. “This is just too much to come back from,” said town mayor Steven Sanders. “People have just thrown in th...

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Funny story: Bitter Father Ruins Imagine Dragons Concert for Family

Bitter Father Ruins Imagine Dragons Concert for Family

The Imagine Dragons played a sold out concert this week where most people had fun except a bitter, angry father who couldn't stop complaining. "I paid good money to come to the concert to sit on a blanket on a lawn and stare at the backsides of o...

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Funny story: Teacher's Armpits Were Rank

Teacher's Armpits Were Rank

There were frowns all around the staffroom of a school in Battambang this morning, when a substitute teacher who had turned up to do a day's teaching took off her cardigan to reveal unsightly circles of perspiration in her armpits. In fairness, th...

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Funny story: Man Changed His Mind

Man Changed His Mind

Indecision was rampant in the Battambang commune of Tapon this morning, when a man who had initially made a 'concrete decision' about something, subsequently changed his mind. The man, Moys Kenwood, 54, a teacher at a school in the city, had thoug...

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Funny story: Tea Bag Crisis Looms

Tea Bag Crisis Looms

There were worried looks and a lot of 'pacing up-and-down' in one Battambang household last night, after a man realised he was down to his last few tea bags. Moys Kenwood, 54, made himself a 'proper brew' as usual, but noticed that there were only...

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Funny story: Area Man Doesn’t Know What Bitcoin or Meek Mill is

Area Man Doesn’t Know What Bitcoin or Meek Mill is

In a wide-ranging interview at his son’s lacrosse practice, an area man discussed things he has no idea about, like bitcoin. “I have no idea what bitcoin is or why people talk about it,” he said. “I’m a 50- year old man and it’s just something I d...

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Funny story: EVA Air Fork Missing

EVA Air Fork Missing

There was 'tension around the table' in one Battambang household on Monday evening, when it was revealed that an airline fork, part of a cherished collection of airline cutlery, had gone missing. The fork - stolen from an EVA Air flight from Bang...

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Funny story: Bird Shit On Man's Head

Bird Shit On Man's Head

A man taking a relaxing stroll along a public footpath at a local golf course in Hull on Saturday evening, received the shock of his adult life when, from a height of approximately 10 metres, a bird shit on his bonce. The man, Moys Kenwood, was wa...

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Funny story: Man's Underpants Were More Than 20 Years Old

Man's Underpants Were More Than 20 Years Old

There were raised eyebrows and scrunched-up faces in the Battambang commune of Tapon yesterday when it was revealed that a local man had been wearing some of his underpants for more than 20 years! The man, who wishes to remain nameless, made the s...

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Funny story: Woman Reeked Of Fish

Woman Reeked Of Fish

A woman trading in Battambang market stank of fish, it has been reported. The woman, aged around 60, was working in the 'indoor' part of the market which is covered by a corrugated metal roof which acts as insulation, and the temperature in that p...

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Funny story: Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'

Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'

A potential diner was left disappointed and hungry last night, when the Bangkok restaurant, at which he intended to take his répast, told him they were 'out of food', leaving him speechless and dinnerless. Moys Kenwood, 51, had gone to the Big C F...

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Funny story: Man Dropped Litter Under Policeman's Nose

Man Dropped Litter Under Policeman's Nose

A man walking with friends along the main Suksawat Road near to soi 17, in the Thai capital of Bangkok last night, was seen to drop litter - a crisp packet - onto the footpath 'without a second thought', it has emerged. The incident happened in f...

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Funny story: Man Woken Up By Own Fart

Man Woken Up By Own Fart

A man was stirred from his slumbers in Cambodia last night after hearing a noise which he subsequently realised was his own anus speaking to him through the medium of a fart. Moys Kenwood, an Englishman, was fast asleep when, from the depths of hi...

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Funny story: Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread

Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread

An Englishman living in the Cambodian city of Battambang has told how he had to go without toast for his breakfast this morning after he ran out of bread, and forgot to buy some more from the supermarket. Moys Kenwood, 54, originally from Hull in...

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Funny story: A Desperate Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor asks an old friend for an ambulance-chasing, lawyering job

A Desperate Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor asks an old friend for an ambulance-chasing, lawyering job

Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor Martin Forrest Thwaite knew that within just months, he would most likely be out of a job. He was defeated in the last election by a landslide. So he did what any guy with a valid law degree would do - he struck out to get a j...

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