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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 11th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 11th July 2012

Harry Redknapp and Fabio Capello are on the 13 man shortlist for the Russia job. A 13 man short-list? I'd hate to see a Russian long list. Or is a Russian long-list the players names? Redknapp has however ruled himself for the job. Shame - I was looking forward to using the headline 'From Taxing Trouble to Russian Roubles' Andy Carroll is considering a loan deal to AC Milan, after rumours...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 9th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 9th July 2012

Talksport Alan Pardew insists he is doing everything he can to keep striker Demba Ba, 27, at Newcastle I find handcuffs work best. Daily Mail Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey, 21, admits he and his team-mates have no idea how the situation with striker Robin van Persie will pan out. Have you thought about seeing a clairvoyant? Liverpool are understood to have had a bid rejected for 25-yea...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 8th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 8th July 2012

Manchester Evening News Manchester City defender Pablo Zabaleta says controversial team-mate Mario Balotelli can become one of the best players in the world if he starts using his brain more. What brain - The one in his penis? Liverpool Echo New Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has no intention of selling Welsh forward Craig Bellamy. Instead, he's going to swap him for half a dozen tracksui...

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Funny story: Kop Horror As Liverpool Show Off Pink, Lemon And Magnolia 4th Strip

Kop Horror As Liverpool Show Off Pink, Lemon And Magnolia 4th Strip

Fury from the Anfield faithful in the Red half of Merseyside, as Liverpool FC players paraded the club's new 4th kit at a photo shoot at the Adelphi Hotel in the city this lunchtime. What the club described as 'a tasteful ensemble, with a pink shi...

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Funny story: Lineker's Tweet Backs Liverpool's Rodgers Appointment

Lineker's Tweet Backs Liverpool's Rodgers Appointment

Swansea City manager Brendan Rodgers has agreed a deal to become the new Liverpool manager, and initial signs show that the footballing fraternity thinks this is a positive move by the Anfield club. The 39-year-old will sign a three-year contract,...

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Funny story: Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!

Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!

This was ANFIELD: Liverpool Football Club haven't got a squad of high quality players in sufficient depth, to get them back into the top four places, of the Premiership table. Many Liverpool fans will not accept another season of mediocrity, anot...

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Funny story: The Bee In John Barnes's Bonnet

The Bee In John Barnes's Bonnet

Ex Liverpool and England midfielder John Barnes has spoken out against racism by saying: "England is a country of passive racists" While Back and to the Left news cannot help but admit that there have been several unsavoury incidents involving racism at football matches, what John is saying is surely a little extreme: considering he was born in Jamaica and played at the highest international...

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Funny story: Kenny Dalglish For Hull City?

Kenny Dalglish For Hull City?

Kenny Dalglish, the man sacked from the Liverpool manager's position last week, could be set to gain a quick return into football after having been invited for talks with Championship side Hull City, it has been claimed. I claimed it, so I should...

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Funny story: Liverpool sack Kenny Dalglish!

Liverpool sack Kenny Dalglish!

Liverpool have sacked Kenny Dalglish after his failure to finish in the top four of the Premier League. Kenny Dalglish's second coming as Liverpool manager is over after he paid the price for failing to compete for a Champions League place. The...

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Funny story: Sacked Kenny Daiglish offered job as Sir Alex's translator!

Sacked Kenny Daiglish offered job as Sir Alex's translator!

Ex-Liverpool manager, Kenny Daiglish, has been offered a helping hand by his main adversary, Sir Alex Ferguson, who felt sorry for him. Kenny is to start his new job as Sir Alex's personal translator in the coming season and was overwhelmed by Sir Al...

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Funny story: Liverpool Stuff Chelsea - But What's With The Kids?

Liverpool Stuff Chelsea - But What's With The Kids?

Households throughout the UK were filled with the sounds of people vomiting last night as Liverpool gained some respect at the end of a difficult season by stuffing their FA Cup nemesis. The scousers roused themselves from Saturday's final defeat...

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Funny story: Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Following the controversy of the Andy Carrol goal that wasn't given at Wembley on Saturday, which allowed Chelsea to win the FA Cup 2-1, the Football Association have made the bold decision to have the game replayed - tonight at Anfield! In a shoc...

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Funny story: Liverpool Robbed

Liverpool Robbed

WEMBLEY - As if losing the FA Cup final in controversial circumstances, when an Andy Carroll header appeared to have crossed the line, but was not given, the Liverpool team returned to their dressing room in disconsolate mood, only to learn that they...

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Funny story: Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: The Liverpool fan base is the most knowledgable, humble and sophisticated in the country, if not in the entire world. You'll Never Walk Alone, in Liverpool. Before Roy Hodgson was 'relieved' of his Anfield Command, were...

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Funny story: 'Carroll is the new Torres' say Fashion Experts

'Carroll is the new Torres' say Fashion Experts

Fashion experts were today proclaiming the Andy Carroll haircut as the new Fernando Torres. Speaking at Wembley Fashion Weekend - where Carroll showcased his trademark ponytail haircut by connecting his head to a football and putting it into the...

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Funny story: The magic of The FA Cup - Semi-Final Predictions

The magic of The FA Cup - Semi-Final Predictions

After Paul The Octopus took the 2010 World Cup by storm by correctly picking the winner in eight successive world cup matches upto and including the final, Sloof Sport News today discovered a meerkat is now attempting to repeat the feat starting with the FA Cup semi-finals. Mystic Mikhov the Meerkat is A cousin of Russian Meerkat Alexsandr, who viewers may know from the Compare The Meerkat webs...

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Funny story: Stories About Manchester City And Liverpool Being Rubbish Are Almost As Dull As Stories About The World's Largest Penis

Stories About Manchester City And Liverpool Being Rubbish Are Almost As Dull As Stories About The World's Largest Penis

Spoof writers have been roundly condemned by the Archbishop of Dorking for repeatedly writing reams of absolute drivel about how crap Manchester City and Liverpool are at football. "There's way too much of this bollock-toss on the site at the mome...

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