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Funny story: Sandra Bullock To Star In Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story

Sandra Bullock To Star In Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that Sandra Bullock will be portraying NASCAR racer Danica Patrick in the motion picture Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story. Bullock agreed to do the fil...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Arrest History of Misunderstandings

Lindsay Lohan, Arrest History of Misunderstandings

Late January 2007: Self check-in to Wonderland Center Rehabilitation facility for a 30 day treatment ending February 16, 2007. May 26, 2007: Arrested for first DUI. a obvious misunderstanding. July 24, 2007: Arrested for second DUI. Charges include: Felony possession of cocaine, misdemeanor DUI and driving with a suspended license. a silly misunderstanding August 2007: Pleads guilty to mi...

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Funny story: Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan Is Treated Like A Damn Queen By The Legal System

Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan Is Treated Like A Damn Queen By The Legal System

LOS ANGELES - Well ladies and gentleman, once again, Lindsay Lohan has shown the nation and the civilized world that just like she's said several times, she is just much too pretty to go to prison. Lohan could have actually called in her latest co...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Suggests Justin Bieber Get Into Rehab Soon

Ann Coulter Suggests Justin Bieber Get Into Rehab Soon

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter is well-noted for butting into everyone's business and not just those in the political arena. She has made comments directed towards sports figures, television personalities, movie celebrities, music artists, and circu...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Hypnotized The Judge, Lindsay Says, "Rehab Is For Quitters".

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Hypnotized The Judge, Lindsay Says, "Rehab Is For Quitters".

Another court case involving Lindsay Lohan has been decided and she only has to serve 90 days in lock down rehab, 30 days community service and 8 months psychiatric evaluation. After meeting these criteria she's free and clear. When legal experts...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Flashes At Sons Soccer Game

Britney Spears Flashes At Sons Soccer Game

Not to be out done by Lindsay Lohan hogging all the headlines, Britney Spears stepped up and did a little flashing at her sons soccer practice. Britney showed up to practice in sweat pants and loose fitting top. Appropriate for a normal soccer Mom...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets a Court Appointed Sparkle Pony

Lindsay Lohan Gets a Court Appointed Sparkle Pony

Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court appearance today 45 minutes late and one sparkle bomb away from a probation violation. Lindsay is in court to answer charges she lied to police about being the driver in a accident on Pacific Coast Highway in...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Says Lindsay Lohan Has Run Out of Chances

Nina Dobrev Says Lindsay Lohan Has Run Out of Chances

LOS ANGELES - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev was recently interviewed by LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle. The two met for lunch at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in El Segundo and talked about Nina's hit show. The 24...

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Funny story: Letters To iRumors (Swift, Lohan, & Bachmann)

Letters To iRumors (Swift, Lohan, & Bachmann)

The following are letters that were written to the editor of the Los Angeles-based iRumors News Agency, Bacardi Cheyenne. Not one word has been deleted, omitted, changed, altered, amended, or otherwise modified. Dear iRumors - My wife of 17 years Violetta and I are wondering why it is that Taylor Swift only seems to ever write songs about her ex-boyfriends. Tucker Dryflame Kalamazoo, Michi...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Star In Their Own Reality Show "Charlie & Lilo - Doing The Hokey Pokey"

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Star In Their Own Reality Show "Charlie & Lilo - Doing The Hokey Pokey"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen gave up making $1.8 million a week simply acting as himself on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men to become a Space Cadet with two funky looking goddesses. The goddesses long ago hit the Tinsel Town trail and left Charl...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict To Meet With Lindsay Lohan

Pope Benedict To Meet With Lindsay Lohan

LOS ANGELES - Word out of the Vatican is that Pope Benedict XVI, has informed his press secretary Leonora Sardinia to set up a meeting with the much troubled Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan. The pope, 85, said that last week he received a text m...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Got The Hots For Lindsay Lohan

Charlie Sheen's Got The Hots For Lindsay Lohan

VENICE BEACH - Charlie Sheen was in Venice Beach getting a brand new tattoo from one of the country's most noted tattoo artist Bong Bong. As he was leaving the tattoo parlor he was approached by Pia Confetti with The El Lay Informer. She asked...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Lookalike Emma Stone To Star in The Freckled Faced Train Wreck - The Lindsay Lohan Story

Lindsay Lohan Lookalike Emma Stone To Star in The Freckled Faced Train Wreck - The Lindsay Lohan Story

LOS ANGELES - Touch Rock Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon begin on the Allesandro Fiafatanelli film, The Freckle Faced Train Wreck - The Lindsay Lohan Story. The noted director from Italy t...

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Funny story: Li Lo Abducted By Aliens

Li Lo Abducted By Aliens

Little Lindsay Lohan has startled fans by saying that she has had to endure being abducted by aliens on numerous occasions. The troubled star said that it had gone back to the height of her career when she was a shiny new starlet in "Mean Girls".

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dana Wants To Be On Dancing With The Stars

Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dana Wants To Be On Dancing With The Stars

BEVERLY HILLS - Dana Lohan was out and about strutting around on one of the most famous streets in the world, Rodeo Drive. The mother of the infamous Lindsay Lohan said that she hopes that somehow, someway her much troubled daughter finally gets o...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer: "That's It, I Quit - Lohan The Flake Is On Her Own"

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer: "That's It, I Quit - Lohan The Flake Is On Her Own"

LOS ANGELES - Shawn Holley, who was up until this week, Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, has got to be one of the most patient women in the entire United States. Holley has tried her best to help the little, misguided Hollywood rich girl, but all to no ava...

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Funny story: The Reason Lindsay Lohan Refused The Dancing With The Stars Proposal

The Reason Lindsay Lohan Refused The Dancing With The Stars Proposal

VENICE BEACH - A close friend of the highly troubled Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan reports that LiLo is more confused now than she has ever been. Bibiana Snowsnuggle, who first met Lohan at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana back in 20...

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