Television networks chain up the doors, Restaurants fail, photographers go on unemployment, body shops go out of business. Jewelry stays on shelves. A entire industry fails. What could possibly be behind all this chaos? Lindsay Lohan.
HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that Sandra Bullock will be portraying NASCAR racer Danica Patrick in the motion picture Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story. Bullock agreed to do the fil...
Late January 2007: Self check-in to Wonderland Center Rehabilitation facility for a 30 day treatment ending February 16, 2007. May 26, 2007: Arrested for first DUI. a obvious misunderstanding. July 24, 2007: Arrested for second DUI. Charges include: Felony possession of cocaine, misdemeanor DUI and driving with a suspended license. a silly misunderstanding August 2007: Pleads guilty to mi...
LOS ANGELES - Well ladies and gentleman, once again, Lindsay Lohan has shown the nation and the civilized world that just like she's said several times, she is just much too pretty to go to prison. Lohan could have actually called in her latest co...
NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter is well-noted for butting into everyone's business and not just those in the political arena. She has made comments directed towards sports figures, television personalities, movie celebrities, music artists, and circu...
Another court case involving Lindsay Lohan has been decided and she only has to serve 90 days in lock down rehab, 30 days community service and 8 months psychiatric evaluation. After meeting these criteria she's free and clear. When legal experts...
Not to be out done by Lindsay Lohan hogging all the headlines, Britney Spears stepped up and did a little flashing at her sons soccer practice. Britney showed up to practice in sweat pants and loose fitting top. Appropriate for a normal soccer Mom...
Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court appearance today 45 minutes late and one sparkle bomb away from a probation violation. Lindsay is in court to answer charges she lied to police about being the driver in a accident on Pacific Coast Highway in...
LOS ANGELES - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev was recently interviewed by LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle. The two met for lunch at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in El Segundo and talked about Nina's hit show. The 24...
The following are letters that were written to the editor of the Los Angeles-based iRumors News Agency, Bacardi Cheyenne. Not one word has been deleted, omitted, changed, altered, amended, or otherwise modified. Dear iRumors - My wife of 17 years Violetta and I are wondering why it is that Taylor Swift only seems to ever write songs about her ex-boyfriends. Tucker Dryflame Kalamazoo, Michi...
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen gave up making $1.8 million a week simply acting as himself on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men to become a Space Cadet with two funky looking goddesses. The goddesses long ago hit the Tinsel Town trail and left Charl...
LOS ANGELES - Word out of the Vatican is that Pope Benedict XVI, has informed his press secretary Leonora Sardinia to set up a meeting with the much troubled Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan. The pope, 85, said that last week he received a text m...
VENICE BEACH - Charlie Sheen was in Venice Beach getting a brand new tattoo from one of the country's most noted tattoo artist Bong Bong. As he was leaving the tattoo parlor he was approached by Pia Confetti with The El Lay Informer. She asked...
LOS ANGELES - Touch Rock Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon begin on the Allesandro Fiafatanelli film, The Freckle Faced Train Wreck - The Lindsay Lohan Story. The noted director from Italy t...
Little Lindsay Lohan has startled fans by saying that she has had to endure being abducted by aliens on numerous occasions. The troubled star said that it had gone back to the height of her career when she was a shiny new starlet in "Mean Girls".
BEVERLY HILLS - Dana Lohan was out and about strutting around on one of the most famous streets in the world, Rodeo Drive. The mother of the infamous Lindsay Lohan said that she hopes that somehow, someway her much troubled daughter finally gets o...
LOS ANGELES - Shawn Holley, who was up until this week, Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, has got to be one of the most patient women in the entire United States. Holley has tried her best to help the little, misguided Hollywood rich girl, but all to no ava...
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