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Funny story: Tony Hayward Smothers a Denver Omelette in Blackstrap Molasses

Tony Hayward Smothers a Denver Omelette in Blackstrap Molasses

Tony Hayward sat down to tell some lies over breakfast, then ended up drenching his Denver omelette with thick, black syrup, said a source. Studies show Hayward's company, Blackwater Petrol, has likely been shoveling bullshit the American public's...

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Funny story: UK scientific evidence proves that men are a bunch of liars!

UK scientific evidence proves that men are a bunch of liars!

A UK scientific survey has proved what we all knew already, men are prolific liars and women just lie (down) now and then. Mums and wives are the most lied too people, obviously. When men were naughty little boys that's where the lying begins i.e: 1) Mum, I didn't get that bitch pregnant, it was her fault she opened her legs. 2) Mum, I didn't "nick" that money out of your wallet it was D...

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Funny story: Ashley And Cheryl Cole 'Memories Book' Never Existed

Ashley And Cheryl Cole 'Memories Book' Never Existed

Reports that Chelsea and England footballer Ashley Cole was to produce a 'Memories' book containing photographs of happier times in a bid to win back the love of estranged wife Cheryl Cole have proven to be nothing but lies, fantasies and fabrication...

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Funny story: Deviant Gene Identified in Politicians

Deviant Gene Identified in Politicians

Gazonga Health Sciences University in Derry, New Hampshire - GHSU - has identified a genome more common in politicians than in the general public. The H1N69 gene has been sampled in over 1000 individuals of varying professions and 60% of those...

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Funny story: F*cking A**hole Boss Bin Ladin Takes Credit For Something He Didn't Do

F*cking A**hole Boss Bin Ladin Takes Credit For Something He Didn't Do

Karachi, Pakistan - Osama bin Ladin, the fancy pants boss of Al Qaeda, claimed credit for the attempted bombing of an Detroit bound plane Christmas day. While the plot failed it was widely praised in the terrorism community for it's effect of scaring...

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Funny story: Shock As 'The Sun' Reports A True Story

Shock As 'The Sun' Reports A True Story

In a sensational and jaw-droppingly astounding moment of frightening shock and awe, The Sun newspaper today printed a truthful story. Demonic Mohican, editor of the glorified toilet paper, said "I can't apologise enough to our readers. I'm launchi...

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Funny story: X Factor shows its 'Tru Colourz' and dumps girl band live on TV

X Factor shows its 'Tru Colourz' and dumps girl band live on TV

Sensational scenes hit our TV screens this evening on ITV's X Factor. Louis Walsh confronted girl band Tru Colourz, saying "I'm really, really, really, sorry, but you have not been completely honest with us and you are fired." Evidence had come t...

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Funny story: Yell Fire in a Crowded Theatre Day announced

Yell Fire in a Crowded Theatre Day announced

A consortium of radio talk show hosts, Birthers, T-Baggers and Republican politicians today anounced a national "Yell Fire in a Crowded Theatre Day" The announcement came amid the growing cries from the conservative movement that the Obama adminstr...

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Funny story: Joe Wilson Exposed as Pathological Liar

Joe Wilson Exposed as Pathological Liar

Washington, DC - Investigators led by Rahm Emanuel, White House chief of staff, have uncovered evidence of a lifetime of pathological lying by Republican Representative Joe Wilson of South Carolina. Mr. Wilson made headlines for his outburst during t...

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Funny story: Princess of Pop Shocker Stuns Press

Princess of Pop Shocker Stuns Press

LOS ANGELES, CA - No one has heard much from Paris Jackson over the years, shrouded from public view by her reclusive, over-protective father Michael, sometimes literally, forced to drape cloth over her face on the few occasions she was seen in publi...

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Funny story: Wacko Jacko Skin Cancer Con

Wacko Jacko Skin Cancer Con

Michael Jackson does not have skin cancer after all. Newspaper reports which claimed he did were a tissue of lies gleaned from numerous dubious sources such as satirical websites and Jackson himself. Jackson's personal surgeon, Victor Frankenstein...

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Funny story: Speaker Speechless Guilty As Hell Will Have Bagpipes Rammed Up His...

Speaker Speechless Guilty As Hell Will Have Bagpipes Rammed Up His...

Speaker of The House, Michael Martin today found he was lost for words for the first time in his life as MPs from all parties gathered around to put the boot in. Looking pale and frail and sounding not at all like your average Saturday night gobsh...

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Funny story: PM challenges Pakistan on imaginary terrorism

PM challenges Pakistan on imaginary terrorism

Gordon Brown has said that Pakistan must do more to root out fake terrorism, as police thwarted yet another made-up non-existent terrorist plot in England. 'Please', the ex-bachelor said, 'please stop supplying me with endless, ridiculous fake 'pl...

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Funny story: Bullshit! Britain's last natural energy resource to be harnessed.

Bullshit! Britain's last natural energy resource to be harnessed.

Consternation among some Labour MP's today as the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, finally agreed to go ahead with controversial plans to harness the UK's last great, natural energy resource; Labour party founders and democratic socialists "spinning in...

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Funny story: Former Bushit Spokesperson Will Now Lie for Obama!

Former Bushit Spokesperson Will Now Lie for Obama!

Scott McClellan made a career of lying for the Bushit Administration. After his resignation he decided to write a tell it all book and make millions. The thousands of dead American soldiers in Iraq, the tens of thousands of dead Iraqis and the hu...

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Funny story: Unlike Clinton, Biden Gets Pass for Saying He Was 'Shot At' in Iraq

Unlike Clinton, Biden Gets Pass for Saying He Was 'Shot At' in Iraq

We all remember when Hillary Clinton 'misspoke' about her time in Iraq, where she insisted she came under fire and was actually killed, when in reality, she was licked by fluffy kittens. Well, now Joe 'Honest' Biden has come under scrutiny for his ow...

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Funny story: World Exaggeration Contest an overwhelmingly massive success

World Exaggeration Contest an overwhelmingly massive success

Millions of people turned up today at a packed Croydon Community Centre in London to take part in the annual World Exaggeration Contest. The annual contest pits people all over the world against each other who can simply exaggerate any which way...

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