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Funny story: Cable in Chains

Cable in Chains

Vince Cable, once considered the only capable person in the Liberal Democrats, has put himself in a huge pile of shit. Speaking to two Telegraph reporters posing as Lib Dem constituents they obtained from Cable a series of comments meant for their...

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Funny story: Coalition Government Disbands Over Shambolic Secret Santa

Coalition Government Disbands Over Shambolic Secret Santa

The UK has tonight been plunged into yet another political crisis as the coalition government has dramatically disbanded over a shambolic Secret Santa involving the most senior government ministers. According to breaking reports, the Secret Santa...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg Sat Nav withdrawn from sale

Nick Clegg Sat Nav withdrawn from sale

A Sat Nav with the voice of Nick Clegg has had to be withdrawn from sale after furious complaints from customers. Angry motorists said that they had found innumerable problems with the device. According to one: "I listened to Nick and followed his...

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Funny story: Pantomime Season Begins Early

Pantomime Season Begins Early

The LibDems are in rehearsal for the opening night next Thursday of their special Pantomime season. Led by Vince Cable the key section of 'Cinderella', with Nick Clegg in the starring role, consists of a fabulous chorus of 'Yes I will!' 'No he won...

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Funny story: Former Lib Dem Politician Does It Again

Former Lib Dem Politician Does It Again

Former politician, Limpbit Toothpick, has done it again. Having emerged from the Australian jungle (which is really just a bit of woodland behind Surfer's Paradise), he is yet again seen out with a gorgeous 21 year old blonde, with huge threepenny bi...

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Funny story: Lib Dem charity single set to top UK chart

Lib Dem charity single set to top UK chart

Earlier today an announcement was made from Lib Dem HQ revealing that the Party is releasing a charity single in aid of the "children of andorra accused of lying and betraying" society. The song is to be a cover of the classic "shaddapa ya face" a...

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Funny story: Tory Old Goat embarasses the Con dems

Tory Old Goat embarasses the Con dems

In today's world where a sneeze on one side of the world can give someone in another part of the world flu. I am here to report some news that happened less than a few hours ago and boy is it causing shockwaves at Downing street. Michael Heseltine...

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Funny story: LibDems Dilemma

LibDems Dilemma

Having pledged as a Party and individually at the Election to oppose raising Student fees, Liberal Democrats are faced with a problem. In a way it is easy to solve - oppose the increase in student fees and be true to their pledges. On the other ha...

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Funny story: Have the Coalition been rumbled?

Have the Coalition been rumbled?

As the day of reckoning approaches for the Coalition, it is reported that Prison Governors fear that their prisons may be emptied. With October 20th, aka "Big Cut day, vive the Big Society" the blackest day for the ordinary UK citizen since their...

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Funny story: Coalition Government To Release 'Sexy Calendar'

Coalition Government To Release 'Sexy Calendar'

The U.K's coalition government are set to release a 2011 sexy calendar, sources say. The photo shoot has already begun, with sessions taking place in Hyde Park and the Houses Of Parliament. Exact details of the pictures are being closely guarde...

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Funny story: Vince Cable is an Oompah Loompah!

Vince Cable is an Oompah Loompah!

A contributing writer to "TheSpoof.com" has compared the lyrics from an oompah loompah song to Vince Cables impassioned speech, in an attempt to find parallels where he could twist the two disparate strands into one humorous chord. The first line started as all ompah loompah songs do, 'OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO', so the spoof writer decided he would keep all of these in so as to make it recogn...

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Funny story: Was Cable ConVinceing?

Was Cable ConVinceing?

The firework display expected from Vince Cable at the end of the Liberal Democrat Conference was trailed as being more Red than Yellow. Vince Cable, however, had - perhaps purposefully - only leaked a few words about capitalism which were enough to c...

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Funny story: Stick with me, begs Clegg

Stick with me, begs Clegg

On the same day that his Party Conference voted to throw out the Coalition's flagship, Education Policy, Nick Clegg was reduced to begging his Party to get behind him, it is reported. This is the man who is so attached to Cameron by a dog lead tha...

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Funny story: UK politicians are having a hard time

UK politicians are having a hard time

Our ever so kind, ex Glorious Leader, Gordon Brown is back with us. Maybe he can use his renowned debating skills to shit in the nest of the new Government? Then again, maybe not. Gordon, it seems, is devoting himself to championing the underdog,...

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Funny story: Lib Dems join the Tories

Lib Dems join the Tories

As from September 1 the Liberal Democrat Party will cease to exist. All LibDem members of Parliament and councillors will become Conservatives. A little known clause in the Lib Dem constitution has enabled Nick Clegg to make this dramatic move withou...

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Funny story: Flatulance Pays, says Nick Clegg

Flatulance Pays, says Nick Clegg

The Deputy Prime Minister has announced a new green initiative to capture methane gas, enabling the UK to comply with EU directives on clean air. Flatus Stations are to be built at strategic points such as outside Indian restaurants in all major citi...

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Funny story: Confessional Swamped with Repentant LibDem Voters

Confessional Swamped with Repentant LibDem Voters

'You weren't to know' are the soothing words Father Francis O'Donnell finds himself uttering twenty times a day to guilt-ridden parishioners confessing to having helped to put Nick Clegg into office. Despite this reassurance, 'They blame themselves so much,' he tells me. 'These are fundamentally decent people who have just made a grievous mistake through no fault of their own. But they ask them...

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