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Funny story: Paul Ryan Speaks Out About Gay Marriage

Paul Ryan Speaks Out About Gay Marriage

WEST HOLLYWOOD - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan aka Eddie Munster, spoke before a crowd gathered in the parking lot of a King's Kastle Supermarket. Ryan told the crowd estimated at between 19 and 22 adults that he wants everyone to know...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says Rihanna Needs To Have Her Head Examined

Joan Rivers Says Rihanna Needs To Have Her Head Examined

NEW YORK CITY - The undisputed "Queen of Mean" has said that Rihanna has just made one of the most ignorant remarks in the history of ignorant remarks. Rivers was referring to the interview the Barbados songstress did with Oprah "Yo Yo" Winfrey.

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Funny story: Chick-fil-A to Drop Waffle Fries from Menu: Too Gay

Chick-fil-A to Drop Waffle Fries from Menu: Too Gay

ATLANTA GA (AP) The Chick-fil-A fast food chain announced yesterday that it would be dropping its popular "Waffle Fries" from its menu and replacing them with a new fried potato product. At a press conference, Chick-fil-A spokesman Ted Haggard ex...

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Funny story: Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A Lesbian Werewolf! - Today's Piffle Prize Winner

Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A Lesbian Werewolf! - Today's Piffle Prize Winner

Once again the Daily Mail has scooped all three top slots in today's Piffle Prize Awards for three idiotic headlines accompanied by three non-stories. The winner by a wide margin, as selected by the judges, was 'Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A...

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Funny story: Former Vice-President Dick Cheney's Daughter Mary Cheney Marries Her Longtime Girlfriend And The Teabag Party Is Furious!

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney's Daughter Mary Cheney Marries Her Longtime Girlfriend And The Teabag Party Is Furious!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Mary Cheney, the daughter of former Vice-President and Mrs. Dick Cheney, wed her long time girlfriend Heather "Edgar Allan" Poe in a wedding ceremony in Washington, D.C.'s Mount GOP Church. According to GOPicky Magazine reporter...

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Funny story: Frenchie Davis Admits She's A Lesbianite

Frenchie Davis Admits She's A Lesbianite

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Frenchie Davis appeared in season two of American Idol and was the very first contestant to be disqualified from the musical reality show. Coquette Eucalyptus with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette was one of the first reporters...

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Funny story: Lesbian Divorce Case Proves that US Gay Marriage has Been a Success

Lesbian Divorce Case Proves that US Gay Marriage has Been a Success

The ongoing divorce trial between two North Carolinian lesbians has garnered a huge sigh of relief from gay marriage advocates who can now boast that gay marriage actually works. The divorce between Sally Sandwich and Jenny Plug has been going on...

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Funny story: Gay And Lesbian Reproductive Rate Lower Than Mendoza Line

Gay And Lesbian Reproductive Rate Lower Than Mendoza Line

BILLINGSGATE POST - The United States Census Bureau released new numbers that indicate that the ability of gays and lesbians to replace themselves through reproduction has fallen below the "Mendoza Line" benchmark. The importance of this statistic...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Gets Outsmarted By A Blue-Haired 98-Year-Old Woman In A Walker

Mitt Romney Gets Outsmarted By A Blue-Haired 98-Year-Old Woman In A Walker

MILWAUKEE - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney was in Milwaukee speaking at a meeting of The Hops and Malt Adders at the Old Milwaukee Brewery. Romney told the crowd that when he is elected president he will see to it that more beer breweri...

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Funny story: President Obama Changes His Mind And Says That He Now Supports Gay Marriages

President Obama Changes His Mind And Says That He Now Supports Gay Marriages

CINCINNATI, Ohio - President Barack Obama was speaking before a large gathering of The Amalgamated Waiters & Waitresses Federation of America when he was asked about his stand on gay marriage. The president smiled and raised his eyebrows a lit...

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Funny story: Dirty Limericks by Angry Feminist Lesbians

Dirty Limericks by Angry Feminist Lesbians

The Spoof's limericks column has been popular with lad readers, but criticism has come from certain other quarters over what some perceive as sexist elements. In the interest of fairness and constructive criticism we present what we are told will be a humorous and thoughtful rebuttal from Val-Grace MacDorkin, a prominent spokesperson on women's issues: You've come here for dirty humor, haven't...

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Funny story: US navy allow first public gay kiss!

US navy allow first public gay kiss!

The US Navy have allowed two of its' sailors, who just happened to be lesbians, to kiss in public. The straight men on board on seeing the two kiss disappeared into the toilets with a copy of Playboy. The gay male sailor fraternity also run off to th...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Round 3 - Ding Ding!

Rosie O'Donnell Round 3 - Ding Ding!

NEW YORK CITY - Famous celebrity, comedian talk show host Rosie O'Donnell should be even more famous for her persistency in her love life. Yes, it is true, after only two failed marriages, she declared her engagement to Michelle Rounds. In the ma...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Says She's Getting The Best Christmas Gift Ever - A Brand New Wife

Rosie O'Donnell Says She's Getting The Best Christmas Gift Ever - A Brand New Wife

NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host Rosie O'Donnell says that she has not been as happy as she is right now since the night back in March when she ate two Pizza Gal Pepperoni Pizzas all by herself. O'Donnell, 49, said that she has asked her new girlfri...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Explains Why She Is Against Gays and Lesbians Getting Married

Michele Bachmann Explains Why She Is Against Gays and Lesbians Getting Married

DES MOINES, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour stopped in Des Moines, Iowa, the town known for being the birthplace of Nacho Velcro the inventor of the zipper. The congresswoman from Minnesota's 6th district was asked by...

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Funny story: The Damn Good Reason Why Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Hurry Up And Marry Her New Fabulously Sexy-Looking Girlfriend Michelle Rounds

The Damn Good Reason Why Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Hurry Up And Marry Her New Fabulously Sexy-Looking Girlfriend Michelle Rounds

NEW ORLEANS - Rosie O'Donnell flew down to the Big Easy to pick up her weekly purchase of Louisiana Deluxe Blue Clawed Crawfish which she hand picks herself from Bayou Beaudreau Beauregard's Crawfish and Alligator Farm. While in New Orleans she me...

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Funny story: GOOAAL! Lesbian Tonsil Hockey Players Score Hat Trick To Join Coveted Mile High Club

GOOAAL! Lesbian Tonsil Hockey Players Score Hat Trick To Join Coveted Mile High Club

BILLINGSGATE POST: 'L Word' actress Leisha Haley and fashion designer Nina Garduno joined the Mile High Club yesterday by scoring a hat trick while playing tonsil hockey at an altitude estimated at 30,000 feet while flying on a Southwest Airlines je...

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