WEST HOLLYWOOD - Queen Latifah has spent a lot of time skirting a certain issue that many in Hollywood already know the answer to. For several years the soul - hip-hop - actress has openly denied that she is a lesbianite. She has stated that just...
Britney Spears explains that Gay people have a right to be married because they pay taxes and they serve in America's armed forces. "If the laws of our nation don't defend Gay people's right to get married, it's no taxation without representation...
SACRAMENTO CA (ABSNN) - Within minutes of being signed into state law, California's Senate Bill 1112, that bans licensed therapists from attempting, by any method, to cure "gender confusion issues" in underage gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, and transgender...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan aka Eddie Munster, spoke before a crowd gathered in the parking lot of a King's Kastle Supermarket. Ryan told the crowd estimated at between 19 and 22 adults that he wants everyone to know...
NEW YORK CITY - The undisputed "Queen of Mean" has said that Rihanna has just made one of the most ignorant remarks in the history of ignorant remarks. Rivers was referring to the interview the Barbados songstress did with Oprah "Yo Yo" Winfrey.
ATLANTA GA (AP) The Chick-fil-A fast food chain announced yesterday that it would be dropping its popular "Waffle Fries" from its menu and replacing them with a new fried potato product. At a press conference, Chick-fil-A spokesman Ted Haggard ex...
Once again the Daily Mail has scooped all three top slots in today's Piffle Prize Awards for three idiotic headlines accompanied by three non-stories. The winner by a wide margin, as selected by the judges, was 'Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Mary Cheney, the daughter of former Vice-President and Mrs. Dick Cheney, wed her long time girlfriend Heather "Edgar Allan" Poe in a wedding ceremony in Washington, D.C.'s Mount GOP Church. According to GOPicky Magazine reporter...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Frenchie Davis appeared in season two of American Idol and was the very first contestant to be disqualified from the musical reality show. Coquette Eucalyptus with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette was one of the first reporters...
The ongoing divorce trial between two North Carolinian lesbians has garnered a huge sigh of relief from gay marriage advocates who can now boast that gay marriage actually works. The divorce between Sally Sandwich and Jenny Plug has been going on...
BILLINGSGATE POST - The United States Census Bureau released new numbers that indicate that the ability of gays and lesbians to replace themselves through reproduction has fallen below the "Mendoza Line" benchmark. The importance of this statistic...
MILWAUKEE - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney was in Milwaukee speaking at a meeting of The Hops and Malt Adders at the Old Milwaukee Brewery. Romney told the crowd that when he is elected president he will see to it that more beer breweri...
CINCINNATI, Ohio - President Barack Obama was speaking before a large gathering of The Amalgamated Waiters & Waitresses Federation of America when he was asked about his stand on gay marriage. The president smiled and raised his eyebrows a lit...
The Spoof's limericks column has been popular with lad readers, but criticism has come from certain other quarters over what some perceive as sexist elements. In the interest of fairness and constructive criticism we present what we are told will be a humorous and thoughtful rebuttal from Val-Grace MacDorkin, a prominent spokesperson on women's issues: You've come here for dirty humor, haven't...
The US Navy have allowed two of its' sailors, who just happened to be lesbians, to kiss in public. The straight men on board on seeing the two kiss disappeared into the toilets with a copy of Playboy. The gay male sailor fraternity also run off to th...
NEW YORK CITY - Famous celebrity, comedian talk show host Rosie O'Donnell should be even more famous for her persistency in her love life. Yes, it is true, after only two failed marriages, she declared her engagement to Michelle Rounds. In the ma...
NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host Rosie O'Donnell says that she has not been as happy as she is right now since the night back in March when she ate two Pizza Gal Pepperoni Pizzas all by herself. O'Donnell, 49, said that she has asked her new girlfri...
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