When superstars flop, the NBA turns a blind eye. LeBron James has help in building his legend of being an invincible superstar at the peak of his powers when the referees side with him on every call. Alas, LeBron seems to be the last one who ha...
Miami Heat fans are naturally incensed and hot under the collar because some unknown sports expert and insider chose to NOT vote for LeBron James as the NBA MVP of 2012-13. This was the fourth time LeBron has won the award, putting him in elite co...
MIAMI - LeBron "The Weatherman" James has just shown that not only is he a fantastic basketball player, but he is also one top rate weatherman. LeBron posted an Instagram of flooded streets in Miami and it was picked up by The National Weather Ser...
Crybaby LeBron has returned like the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny. You cannot keep a perennial from blooming when the season comes around. After a season when the media has fallen in line with the NBA line, LeBron has been turned into Michael...
CLEVELAND - The Miami Heat blew into the City on Lake Erie and melted the place as they won their 24th game in a row by beating the Cleveland Cavaliers 98-95. The Heat managed to overcome a 27 point deficit in the third quarter but showed that the...
When Gigantopithecus of the NBA knocks down little Cro-Magnon man, you do not have a story. You have a confirmation of the character of LeBron James as one-man egomaniacal wrecking crew. James delivered a major dunk, and Jason Terry of the Celtics...
BOSTON - Several sports reporters are saying that Rajon Rondo's injury is yet another example of the Boston Tri-Curses. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that it appears to be a sign of The Curse of The Bambino. He also adde...
LeBron James, a millionaire businessman and sometime basketball player, showed exuberance beyond the call of duty when a fan hooked a shot at halftime to win a contest in Miami. The lucky fan stood at half-court at half-time and rang at perfect th...
Kevin Garnett, aka KG, aka Skinny, aka that Lieutenant from the Wire, has made it clear to Celtics management that he is of the firm opinion that his talents would be best suited to that of Point Guard. Speaking to NBA.com, Garnett said, "Sometime...
File it under: the emperor has no clothes. The American men's basketball team, highly vaunted, and victims of their own braggadocio, nearly lost a game to the Lithuanian team by a few measly points. Only in the final four minutes, when Lithuani...
LeBron James wishes upon a star. On Twitter, the King of magpies expressed his desire for more: now he wants Ray Allen to join his Big Three, making a new Big Four. Not since King Midas wanted more gold than he could ever use has there been an...
LOS ANGELES - One of America's happiest couples, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, has just become even happier. Bieber and Gomez have just been informed that their request to purchase 1% ownership in the recently crowned NBA champions the Miami Hea...
AMERICA-In light of the Miami Heat's victory in the N.B.A. Finals, sports media outlets across the country have been using the guilty verdict in Jerry Sandusky's child molestation trial as the lighter side of the sports news. Media figures have claim...
MIAMI - LeBron James has just won his first first NBA Championship and he says that he has never been more excited than he is now, except maybe for the time when he was 3-years-old and Santa Claus brought him his very own toothbrush. The Miami Hea...
No cramps defeated the champs. "Long Live the King," more or less. "Toil and trouble," indeed! The brawn of LeBron told us Thunder could not cramp the Heat style in procuring an early series championship. The NBA press machine was already there li...
We noticed on a popular but insipid sports website that bored writers are debating how many championship rings LeBron James shall collect in his career. If we noticed correctly, the planet Saturn started with three rings and seems to be still incr...
LeBron James has been sensationally suspended from competing in tonight's NBA Game 5 as the Miami Heat try to close out the Oklahoma City Thunder to win the NBA title after allegations of his involvement in a dog fighting ring surface. James, who...
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