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Funny story: Casino for paupers due to open in Vegas soon

Casino for paupers due to open in Vegas soon

The Vegas news states that the newest casino planning to open in the Spring of 2011 is catering only to the poorest of the poor. Where most elaborate casinos in this high rollers city are trended to the big money players, Casino Exsqualler is desi...

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Funny story: Tom Jones And Dame Shirley Bassey Blown Away By The Bonkettes In Vegas

Tom Jones And Dame Shirley Bassey Blown Away By The Bonkettes In Vegas

It's chaos here in Las Vegas tonight. Absolute chaos! The Bonkettes have just finished their latest gig in Caesar's Palace car park, and we've got Welsh legends Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey with us. But this is just mayhem! Caesar's Palace car par...

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Funny story: New Call Girls Stretched Limousines Working Well In Las Vegas

New Call Girls Stretched Limousines Working Well In Las Vegas

It's the newest thing here in the "What Happens Here Stays Here" City in Nevada, although it might move around a bit. Here, nerds live like Hollywood superstars for a short time anyway. For a fee of $600 per hour a client can climb into the "Longe...

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Funny story: Vandals Deface World Famous Las Vegas Sign

Vandals Deface World Famous Las Vegas Sign

LAS VEGAS - Independent Security Guard Dibber Dunphy said that as he was making his rounds he looked up at the Welcome To Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada sign and noticed that someone had tagged it with graffiti. Dunphy immediately called the Las Vegas...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to bet £1bn on red in Vegas Casino

Gordon Brown to bet £1bn on red in Vegas Casino

"Desperate times call for desperate measures", was the theme from a Downing Street press conference, as the Government announced a "high risk strategy" in order to address the British debt levels. In 2 weeks time, the Prime Minister and a number o...

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Funny story: Hatton Flattened

Hatton Flattened

Disappointment for Ricky 'The Hit Man' Hatton here in Vegas in the early hours as he was flattened, steamrollered, battered into oblivion and knocked clean out by Manny Pacquiao at the MGM Grand Hotel. Self styled 'Hit Man' and avid Manchester Cit...

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Funny story: Seigfried and Roy's last show ends in disaster

Seigfried and Roy's last show ends in disaster

Seigfried and Roy, the gay tiger-baiting entertainers, have performed their final show in a sleazy hotel lobby in Las Vegas. They returned for a one-off special after a six year break following Roy's mauling by a tiger. It was a typical spectacula...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Offering Extras, Bargains

Las Vegas Offering Extras, Bargains

Las Vegas is hurting, mostly because of canceled conventions. Gaming revenue in Las Vegas fell for the 12th month in a row in December and last year's overall drop is historic, according to officials in the desert city. Some locals who depend o...

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Funny story: Siegfried And Roy's Final Performance

Siegfried And Roy's Final Performance

Friends of magicians Siegfried & Roy fear that doing one final show could kill Roy Horn, who has never fully recovered from being mauled onstage by a tiger five years ago. But apparently this will be a different "Final Show" Although the big...

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Funny story: Global Warming Goes on Vegas Crime Spree, Resurfaces as Climate Change

Global Warming Goes on Vegas Crime Spree, Resurfaces as Climate Change

Las Vegas, NV - Scientists' fears of Global Warming were vindicated as it began a vicious crime spree on the Las Vegas strip on Wednesday, indulging in criminal acts ranging from vandalism (urinating in the fountain pool of the Bellagio) to strongarm...

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Funny story: The Most Famous Hooker In Nevada Retires

The Most Famous Hooker In Nevada Retires

RENO, Nevada - One of Nevada's most famous prostitutes, Lolita de Libido, has just celebrated a combination birthday party and retirement party. Miss de Libido, 50, was given a surprise birthday party and retirement party by her co-workers, frien...

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Funny story: China to export sex workers to Vegas

China to export sex workers to Vegas

Beijing, China - Chinese officials today have formalized agreements with the state of Nevada to initially start exporting sex workers to Las Vegas, Reno and Tahoe. Prostitution, illegal in name only in China, is a burgeoning industry, totally l...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Strippers, Hookers and Mobsters Losing Money in Recession

Las Vegas Strippers, Hookers and Mobsters Losing Money in Recession

LAS VEGAS (FMLiveWire) -- Sandy Smegaloff who spends her evenings stripping, lap-dancing and hooking at Frick's Cabaret here says she's making only a fraction of her income of a year ago. ''You don't shop, you don't buy stuff you can't afford now,...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Issues Odds on Hurricane Gustav

Las Vegas Issues Odds on Hurricane Gustav

Las Vegas, Nevada (IPP) - Odds makers at the Lost Wages Casino in Las Vegas are betting that New Orleans won't get it right when Hurricane Gustav, currently south of Haiti, approaches New Orleans as a category 4 or 5 hurricane in about six days. O...

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Funny story: Terror on the Strip?

Terror on the Strip?

For the last seven years, the name Osama Bin Laden has been cast about the average American household like a pair of 3 week old gym socks. The only thing that all of these thousands of conversations have in common is that no one has yet found Osama...

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Funny story: Las Vegas loses title of 'Sin City' to West Jordan, Utah

Las Vegas loses title of 'Sin City' to West Jordan, Utah

It turns out that tourists heading to Las Vegas in search of a riotous and 'sinful' vacation may actually find better luck in Nevada's eastern neighbor.

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Funny story: Ricin Scare a "Gross Misunderstanding" According to FBI, Hotel

Ricin Scare a "Gross Misunderstanding" According to FBI, Hotel

The FBI concluded that ricin found in a Las Vegas hotel room resulted from a "gross misunderstanding" between a guest and room service. Room service staff misinterpreted a request for "rice and coke" as "ricin coke", str...

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