Las Vegas, NV - This week marked a milestone for one lucky lad who had the fortune to become the one millionth person to get his own show in Vegas as an Elvis impersonator. Gruud MacPhereson, an out-of-work whiskey kegger from Glasgow, couldn't belie...
Al Gore is back to start his Global warming lectures again now that spring has arrived and the temperatures are getting warmer. While walking to a hall in Las Vegas, where he was due to do a Global warming lecture he spotted a little boy who's ic...
LAS VEGAS - The city of Las Vegas, which is known as The Gambling Capital of The Entire Universe, has quickly decided to jump on the "TattooGate" bandwagon. Every Vegas casino from the Alaskan Albatross to the Zulu Witch Doctor has listed odds reg...
Las Vegas, NV - Taking a sharp turn away from sports betting, Las Vegas odds makers are said to be taking silent bets from some of the top businessmen and politicians in the country on who will be the first high-profile personality to come right out...
For more than 25 years the gambling capital of the World, Las Vegas has been booming but America's failing economy has finally caught up with it. The real estate market, has collapsed and thousands of homes are being repossessed,also thousands of...
For many years, Las Vegas and the state of Nevada have had legalized prostitution and has licensed females. The city has now taken this a step further and will now begin licensing male prostitutes, also known as "gigolos." These men, however, wil...
Nearly 500,000 Atheists are making their semi-annual pilgrimage to Las Vegas. "This is even better than our annual trip to New Orleans during the Mardi Gras", stated devout atheist Jones Smith (not his real name). "Remember, everything that happe...
In an unusual turn about, Barry "The Communicator" reversed himself today, just hours after slamming Las Vegas, again, and issued a very rare apology for his 'slip.' Nevada elected officials rose in rage after Obama once again took a below the bel...
This is a story about life on the streets. It's not a nice story and if you are offended by the words hooker, prostitute, ladies of the night, street walker, please do not read on. These women do exist and they exist for the pleasure of men who prey upon them. Some of these women "work" legitimately in brothels outside of Las Vegas and they are legal and expensive, but they will not give yo...
Las Vegas Nevada - News from Sin City is traveling fast. It is said that the tourist trade is toppling and the Casino and Hotel Industry is becoming increasingly unstable. "Money coming into the city is not as lavish as it used to be" said Pa...
The Vegas news states that the newest casino planning to open in the Spring of 2011 is catering only to the poorest of the poor. Where most elaborate casinos in this high rollers city are trended to the big money players, Casino Exsqualler is desi...
It's chaos here in Las Vegas tonight. Absolute chaos! The Bonkettes have just finished their latest gig in Caesar's Palace car park, and we've got Welsh legends Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey with us. But this is just mayhem! Caesar's Palace car par...
It's the newest thing here in the "What Happens Here Stays Here" City in Nevada, although it might move around a bit. Here, nerds live like Hollywood superstars for a short time anyway. For a fee of $600 per hour a client can climb into the "Longe...
LAS VEGAS - Independent Security Guard Dibber Dunphy said that as he was making his rounds he looked up at the Welcome To Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada sign and noticed that someone had tagged it with graffiti. Dunphy immediately called the Las Vegas...
"Desperate times call for desperate measures", was the theme from a Downing Street press conference, as the Government announced a "high risk strategy" in order to address the British debt levels. In 2 weeks time, the Prime Minister and a number o...
Disappointment for Ricky 'The Hit Man' Hatton here in Vegas in the early hours as he was flattened, steamrollered, battered into oblivion and knocked clean out by Manny Pacquiao at the MGM Grand Hotel. Self styled 'Hit Man' and avid Manchester Cit...
Seigfried and Roy, the gay tiger-baiting entertainers, have performed their final show in a sleazy hotel lobby in Las Vegas. They returned for a one-off special after a six year break following Roy's mauling by a tiger. It was a typical spectacula...
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