In a stunning move, CNN has announced that former BBC 24 presenter and Apple Corps. technical guru Guy Goma will replace Larry King on 'Live', when the host is vanquished by the Halliwell sisters in fall, 2010. Gonads, 41, who has a business degre...
Larry King: "I'll step down, just as soon as someone tells me if this dress makes me look fat." Larry King, who has hosted Larry King Live since the fall of the Roman Empire, has moved up the timetable for his retirement, and sources say that it i...
Larry King is finally retiring after 25 years as host of the Larry King Live show to, as he puts it, spend more time with his wife and kids. Sources close to King, however, claim there is more to this retirement than meets the eye. King is sufferi...
Larry King, reigning monarch of CNN, yesterday announced his decision to abdicate in order to marry divorcee Marge Simpson, currently separated from longtime husband Homer Simpson of Springfield. King's decision came as a shock to many millions w...
CNN are looking for a replacement for the ever ageing Larry King, after hosting Larry King Live on the cable network for over 25 years. Rumours are rife that Queen and the Pope have sought to move in on the vacant chair. The Catholic Church fee...
Antediluvian TV softball-question interviewer Larry King will step aside from hosting his prime-time show this fall after 25 years, he announced Tuesday. "It is important to Larry that he end the show before he his not in control of his faculties...
LOS ANGELES - Larry King has finally decided to call it quits. He says that he will hang up his microphone, his suspenders, and his viagra tablets come Autumn. Larry, who is 76, said that he just wants to spend more time watching his little boys p...
WASHINGTON, DC - In an interview with Larry King on CNN, White House Adviser Rahm Immanuel hinted that Afghanistan would become the fifty-first state soon after the country is democratized. "It will be a mutually beneficial relationship," Immanuel sa...
NEW YORK CITY - Larry King was in Macy's Department Store purchasing a half dozen new suspenders when he was asked if the rumors that he is being replaced by Britain's Piers Morgan were true. King, who has been married 8 times, smiled and said tha...
Late Night talk show 'host', the eight times married Larry King, his career in suspended animation due to faltering ratings, was finally cut lose by CNN after 25 years. King who has been in and out of the hospital as much as he's been in and out o...
Larry King flew to the side of his estranged wife today after reports she was found in a near coma like state after overdosing upon hearing rumours of a late night tryst between her wrinkled husband, and the much wrinkled crone Thomas who recently...
In the shortest interview on record, TV Diva Oprah had to cut short a long awaited sit down with the Duchess of York, who admitted she was 'inebriated' after only one Mimosa in her dressing room prior to appearing before millions on US TV. A slig...
LOS ANGELES - Jesse James soon-to-be-ex-husband of Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock finally agreed to be interviewed by Larry King on his show Live With Larry King. James the owner of West Coast Choppers in Long Beach, California said that he welcomes the chance to set the record straight. LARRY: So tell me Jesse how are things going? JESSE: Not to good Larry. My wife, the stunningly beau...
HOLLYWOOD - The three Simon's of American Idol, producers Simon Shindlebocker, Simon Witleywine, and judge Simon Cowell have informed the entertainment media of an astounding revelation. It seems that the latest AI hopeful to be sent home, Aaron K...
MEXICO CITY - In a politically motivated move that has been both applauded and criticized, the government of Mexico has just mandated that all Mexican law enforcement officers have been instructed to stop any and all American tourists and ask to see...
In a new Reality Show that will emphasize athletic ability over mental vapidness,TLC announced the first showdown between an All Star Cast of women's 'soft ball' contestants recruited from the Entertainment Industry. Due to morbid interest in the...
Aging Cougar Manager Larry King, under pressure for striking out in the clutch lately, held a closed door team meeting with his wife, mistress, and 7 former wives to 'clear the air' in an effort to raise team morale, and stop his current slump at the...
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