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Funny story: BBC's Guy Goma To Replace Larry King on CNN's 'Live'.

BBC's Guy Goma To Replace Larry King on CNN's 'Live'.

In a stunning move, CNN has announced that former BBC 24 presenter and Apple Corps. technical guru Guy Goma will replace Larry King on 'Live', when the host is vanquished by the Halliwell sisters in fall, 2010. Gonads, 41, who has a business degre...

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Funny story: Larry King: "I'll Step Down, Just As Soon As...'

Larry King: "I'll Step Down, Just As Soon As...'

Larry King: "I'll step down, just as soon as someone tells me if this dress makes me look fat." Larry King, who has hosted Larry King Live since the fall of the Roman Empire, has moved up the timetable for his retirement, and sources say that it i...

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Funny story: Larry King Suffering from Debilitating Butt, Elbow Spurs

Larry King Suffering from Debilitating Butt, Elbow Spurs

Larry King is finally retiring after 25 years as host of the Larry King Live show to, as he puts it, spend more time with his wife and kids. Sources close to King, however, claim there is more to this retirement than meets the eye. King is sufferi...

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Funny story: Larry King abdicates throne to marry American divorcee Marge Simpson; King hereafter known as Duke of Windsor

Larry King abdicates throne to marry American divorcee Marge Simpson; King hereafter known as Duke of Windsor

Larry King, reigning monarch of CNN, yesterday announced his decision to abdicate in order to marry divorcee Marge Simpson, currently separated from longtime husband Homer Simpson of Springfield. King's decision came as a shock to many millions w...

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Funny story: Pope And Queen Deny Rumours Their Seeking Larry King's CNN Replacement

Pope And Queen Deny Rumours Their Seeking Larry King's CNN Replacement

CNN are looking for a replacement for the ever ageing Larry King, after hosting Larry King Live on the cable network for over 25 years. Rumours are rife that Queen and the Pope have sought to move in on the vacant chair. The Catholic Church fee...

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Funny story: Larry King: I Want To End "Live" Before I Need Diapers. Wait. . . Too Late.

Larry King: I Want To End "Live" Before I Need Diapers. Wait. . . Too Late.

Antediluvian TV softball-question interviewer Larry King will step aside from hosting his prime-time show this fall after 25 years, he announced Tuesday. "It is important to Larry that he end the show before he his not in control of his faculties...

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Funny story: It Is Official: Larry King Is Retiring From Television - Says He Wants To Play With His Kids and Keep Close Tabs on His Adulterous Wife Shawn

It Is Official: Larry King Is Retiring From Television - Says He Wants To Play With His Kids and Keep Close Tabs on His Adulterous Wife Shawn

LOS ANGELES - Larry King has finally decided to call it quits. He says that he will hang up his microphone, his suspenders, and his viagra tablets come Autumn. Larry, who is 76, said that he just wants to spend more time watching his little boys p...

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Funny story: Post-War Plans See Afghanistan as 51st State

Post-War Plans See Afghanistan as 51st State

WASHINGTON, DC - In an interview with Larry King on CNN, White House Adviser Rahm Immanuel hinted that Afghanistan would become the fifty-first state soon after the country is democratized. "It will be a mutually beneficial relationship," Immanuel sa...

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Funny story: Larry King Leaving "Live With Larry King" Amid Rumors He Will Replace Simon Cowell on American Idol

Larry King Leaving "Live With Larry King" Amid Rumors He Will Replace Simon Cowell on American Idol

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King was in Macy's Department Store purchasing a half dozen new suspenders when he was asked if the rumors that he is being replaced by Britain's Piers Morgan were true. King, who has been married 8 times, smiled and said tha...

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Funny story: Even Larry King's Suspenders Can't Hold Up His Ratings; Replaced with Piers Morgan in TV's America's Got NO Talent Shocker!

Even Larry King's Suspenders Can't Hold Up His Ratings; Replaced with Piers Morgan in TV's America's Got NO Talent Shocker!

Late Night talk show 'host', the eight times married Larry King, his career in suspended animation due to faltering ratings, was finally cut lose by CNN after 25 years. King who has been in and out of the hospital as much as he's been in and out o...

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Funny story: Match Made In Heaven: Larry King & Helen Thomas Linked in Tryst; Wife # 8 Overdoses!

Match Made In Heaven: Larry King & Helen Thomas Linked in Tryst; Wife # 8 Overdoses!

Larry King flew to the side of his estranged wife today after reports she was found in a near coma like state after overdosing upon hearing rumours of a late night tryst between her wrinkled husband, and the much wrinkled crone Thomas who recently...

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Funny story: Sarah on Oprah: Suck My Toes and You Can Meet Andy!

Sarah on Oprah: Suck My Toes and You Can Meet Andy!

In the shortest interview on record, TV Diva Oprah had to cut short a long awaited sit down with the Duchess of York, who admitted she was 'inebriated' after only one Mimosa in her dressing room prior to appearing before millions on US TV. A slig...

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Funny story: Larry King Interviews Jesse James

Larry King Interviews Jesse James

LOS ANGELES - Jesse James soon-to-be-ex-husband of Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock finally agreed to be interviewed by Larry King on his show Live With Larry King. James the owner of West Coast Choppers in Long Beach, California said that he welcomes the chance to set the record straight. LARRY: So tell me Jesse how are things going? JESSE: Not to good Larry. My wife, the stunningly beau...

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Funny story: American Idol's Latest Castoff Aaron Kelly Revealed To Only Be 11-Years-Old

American Idol's Latest Castoff Aaron Kelly Revealed To Only Be 11-Years-Old

HOLLYWOOD - The three Simon's of American Idol, producers Simon Shindlebocker, Simon Witleywine, and judge Simon Cowell have informed the entertainment media of an astounding revelation. It seems that the latest AI hopeful to be sent home, Aaron K...

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Funny story: Mexico Says It Will Arrest Any Tourists Who Are From Arizona

Mexico Says It Will Arrest Any Tourists Who Are From Arizona

MEXICO CITY - In a politically motivated move that has been both applauded and criticized, the government of Mexico has just mandated that all Mexican law enforcement officers have been instructed to stop any and all American tourists and ask to see...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert & Robert Pattinson Head Up Girlie Softball Team In Larry King "Cougar" Showdown Reality Show: Who's Got Balls!

Adam Lambert & Robert Pattinson Head Up Girlie Softball Team In Larry King "Cougar" Showdown Reality Show: Who's Got Balls!

In a new Reality Show that will emphasize athletic ability over mental vapidness,TLC announced the first showdown between an All Star Cast of women's 'soft ball' contestants recruited from the Entertainment Industry. Due to morbid interest in the...

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Funny story: Larry King Holds Team Meeting & Cancels Divorce; Says: We've Decided to Keep It All In the Family!

Larry King Holds Team Meeting & Cancels Divorce; Says: We've Decided to Keep It All In the Family!

Aging Cougar Manager Larry King, under pressure for striking out in the clutch lately, held a closed door team meeting with his wife, mistress, and 7 former wives to 'clear the air' in an effort to raise team morale, and stop his current slump at the...

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