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Funny story: Remake of Carry On Cowboy Film to be made

Remake of Carry On Cowboy Film to be made

Spoof Gazette reporter Dense Inchcock, has revealed that despite fears of ridicule, the Government is to produce a remake of the 1966 Carry on Cowboy film - using politicians as actors. (Which will help aleviate the politicians loss in expense fiddles, and help boost their already gigantic ego, although the pay will be well below their normal expectations) Original Character: Short Sighted Sher...

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Funny story: Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Labour's Ed Balls has replaced Alan Johnson, who has resigned due to personal (Marriage) problems, as Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. Political correspondent Inchcock Chambers visiting the house of Commons to get the opinions of the MPs of all persuasions on this unexpected but not surprising occurrence. After seven other members of the Labour hierarchy turned down the position, it appe...

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Funny story: Ed Balls now Shadow Chancellor, everyone's a winner tonight

Ed Balls now Shadow Chancellor, everyone's a winner tonight

The Cameroons and their lobby fodder are walking round with wide grins. Our Glorious Ex Leader, Gordon is laughing his arse off. Labour MP's await the Ozzie v Balls battle of intellect and cross floor insults. The decision to make Ed Balls, Shadow...

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Funny story: Alliance vs Labour Five-a-side Match

Alliance vs Labour Five-a-side Match

An indoor Five-a-side soccer match between the 'Lib-Dems Conservative Disunited' (LDCD) and the 'Dilapidated Opposition Pretend Electioneers Shambles' (Dopes). It is to take place in George Osborne's airing cupboard on a date to be announced follo...

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Funny story: New Labour Scandal as Santa Comes Early and Often! Gets Arrested!

New Labour Scandal as Santa Comes Early and Often! Gets Arrested!

A local man, earning a few extra quid at a local retail shop, was arrested today for gross misconduct after it was found he was enjoying quite remarkable sex with teachers on holiday posing for pictures on his lap, whilst wearing a crotchless red sno...

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Funny story: Teachers Slammed: Undercover report - Leak delivers blistering verdict on the failure of teachers.

Teachers Slammed: Undercover report - Leak delivers blistering verdict on the failure of teachers.

In 1997, in a bid to dupe the public, Labour's slogan was "education, education, education". But shamed teachers today face undeniable proof of their incompetence, and the incompetence of politicians. Top undercover reporters show damning evidenc...

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Funny story: Kinnocks' hypocrisy

Kinnocks' hypocrisy

Neil and Glenys Kinnock were seen waving their Zimmer frames with delight in Trafalgar Square as it was announced that Britain was no longer a member of the EU. "Were they not being a bit hypocritical," enquired a passing journalist, "since they...

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Funny story: Labour leader to try his hand at ice dancing

Labour leader to try his hand at ice dancing

It has been revealed today that Labour leader Ed Miliband is to take part in a new scaled down version of dancing on ice, now renamed dancing waist deep in water. It is so named due to financial cutbacks in the ITV Budget meaning the rink can no long...

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Funny story: Shock Reason Why Ed Miliband is The Right Man For These Chaotic Times

Shock Reason Why Ed Miliband is The Right Man For These Chaotic Times

The reason why Ed Miliband is the correct man for the job of saving our Country has been revealed by a very interesting source... and its a shocker. The source is based right within the Union of Superheroes and is believed to be called Peter Par...

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Funny story: Banks Want a Labour Government Back

Banks Want a Labour Government Back

Top Bankers meeting in the dungeons beneath the City have decided they must get a Labour Government back quickly. Rioting students have put the fear of God into them as they see only further trouble ahead. Sending students to prison as you try...

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Funny story: French Praised for Demonstrating Initiative in Labor Protest

French Praised for Demonstrating Initiative in Labor Protest

Widely known for being anything but ambitious, motivated or industrious, The French are receiving high praise for their recent protest initiative on the streets of Paris and other major cities. "Not since World War II, have I seen this much organ...

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Funny story: Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman championed the new Equality Act codes of practice, which mean that School meetings in the evening 'are sexist'.

Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman championed the new Equality Act codes of practice, which mean that School meetings in the evening 'are sexist'.

Quango Land, Britain: The guidelines from the quango, the Equality and Human Rights Commission, explain that the new Equality Act, which was passed just before the election and championed by Labour's Deputy Leader Harriet Harman. If parents' or pub...

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Funny story: Shadow Cabinet anouncement was "clerical error"

Shadow Cabinet anouncement was "clerical error"

A Labour Party spokesman today blamed the Shadow Cabinet announcement on a clerical error. The leader's secretary was taking dictation from Mr Miliband when he allegedly shouted "Balls!" in exasperation at forgetting the name of the MP he had chos...

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Funny story: Labour Sludge Outrage

Labour Sludge Outrage

Accusations are flying in political circles that the Labour Party are behind the Red Sludge toxic deluge in Hungary. 'Their aim clearly' said a Party spokesperson 'is to turn the Blue Danube into the Red Danube. This disaster has Labout footprints...

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Funny story: Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown 'absolutely furious' about 'Red' Ed Miliband's attack on his economic legacy!

Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown 'absolutely furious' about 'Red' Ed Miliband's attack on his economic legacy!

Fifeshire feifdom, Scotland: Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown, the overbearing, dictatorial, class war driven, English hating, middle-class loathing, paranoid, spend-and-tax, serial borrowing, Marxist leaning, I'm always right, incompetent Bully, who has...

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Funny story: Astonishing Labour Claims

Astonishing Labour Claims

A startled Press Conference, hastily arranged to clash with publicity for the Conservative Party Conference, called by Ed Miliband - the new Labour leader - has astonished the whole establishment. After many years in the wilderness the Labour part...

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Funny story: ComparetheMiliband.web gets Ed elected

ComparetheMiliband.web gets Ed elected

Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman yesterday revealed the strategy which Labour used during their leadership race "We knew that Balls, Abbott and Bunham had no chance - and they weren't posh enough either - so we wanted to focus the membership on...

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