Spoof Gazette reporter Dense Inchcock, has revealed that despite fears of ridicule, the Government is to produce a remake of the 1966 Carry on Cowboy film - using politicians as actors. (Which will help aleviate the politicians loss in expense fiddles, and help boost their already gigantic ego, although the pay will be well below their normal expectations) Original Character: Short Sighted Sher...
Labour's Ed Balls has replaced Alan Johnson, who has resigned due to personal (Marriage) problems, as Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. Political correspondent Inchcock Chambers visiting the house of Commons to get the opinions of the MPs of all persuasions on this unexpected but not surprising occurrence. After seven other members of the Labour hierarchy turned down the position, it appe...
The Cameroons and their lobby fodder are walking round with wide grins. Our Glorious Ex Leader, Gordon is laughing his arse off. Labour MP's await the Ozzie v Balls battle of intellect and cross floor insults. The decision to make Ed Balls, Shadow...
An indoor Five-a-side soccer match between the 'Lib-Dems Conservative Disunited' (LDCD) and the 'Dilapidated Opposition Pretend Electioneers Shambles' (Dopes). It is to take place in George Osborne's airing cupboard on a date to be announced follo...
A local man, earning a few extra quid at a local retail shop, was arrested today for gross misconduct after it was found he was enjoying quite remarkable sex with teachers on holiday posing for pictures on his lap, whilst wearing a crotchless red sno...
In 1997, in a bid to dupe the public, Labour's slogan was "education, education, education". But shamed teachers today face undeniable proof of their incompetence, and the incompetence of politicians. Top undercover reporters show damning evidenc...
Neil and Glenys Kinnock were seen waving their Zimmer frames with delight in Trafalgar Square as it was announced that Britain was no longer a member of the EU. "Were they not being a bit hypocritical," enquired a passing journalist, "since they...
It has been revealed today that Labour leader Ed Miliband is to take part in a new scaled down version of dancing on ice, now renamed dancing waist deep in water. It is so named due to financial cutbacks in the ITV Budget meaning the rink can no long...
The reason why Ed Miliband is the correct man for the job of saving our Country has been revealed by a very interesting source... and its a shocker. The source is based right within the Union of Superheroes and is believed to be called Peter Par...
Top Bankers meeting in the dungeons beneath the City have decided they must get a Labour Government back quickly. Rioting students have put the fear of God into them as they see only further trouble ahead. Sending students to prison as you try...
Widely known for being anything but ambitious, motivated or industrious, The French are receiving high praise for their recent protest initiative on the streets of Paris and other major cities. "Not since World War II, have I seen this much organ...
Quango Land, Britain: The guidelines from the quango, the Equality and Human Rights Commission, explain that the new Equality Act, which was passed just before the election and championed by Labour's Deputy Leader Harriet Harman. If parents' or pub...
A Labour Party spokesman today blamed the Shadow Cabinet announcement on a clerical error. The leader's secretary was taking dictation from Mr Miliband when he allegedly shouted "Balls!" in exasperation at forgetting the name of the MP he had chos...
Accusations are flying in political circles that the Labour Party are behind the Red Sludge toxic deluge in Hungary. 'Their aim clearly' said a Party spokesperson 'is to turn the Blue Danube into the Red Danube. This disaster has Labout footprints...
Fifeshire feifdom, Scotland: Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown, the overbearing, dictatorial, class war driven, English hating, middle-class loathing, paranoid, spend-and-tax, serial borrowing, Marxist leaning, I'm always right, incompetent Bully, who has...
A startled Press Conference, hastily arranged to clash with publicity for the Conservative Party Conference, called by Ed Miliband - the new Labour leader - has astonished the whole establishment. After many years in the wilderness the Labour part...
Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman yesterday revealed the strategy which Labour used during their leadership race "We knew that Balls, Abbott and Bunham had no chance - and they weren't posh enough either - so we wanted to focus the membership on...
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