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Funny story: Blue Peter to show how to make a Large Hadron Collider

Blue Peter to show how to make a Large Hadron Collider

Popular children's television programme Blue Peter revealed today that they will be making a LHC using a variety of items found in the typical home. "We are hoping to make science more approachable for today's youngsters," said new series producer...

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Funny story: Apple introduces: iLHC pocketsize personal particle accelerators for CERN physicists on the go

Apple introduces: iLHC pocketsize personal particle accelerators for CERN physicists on the go

Silicon Valley, California - Steve Jobs unveiled the latest Apple iNnovation today: iLHC pocketsize personal particle accelerators for mad CERN physicists on the go, all in celebratory observance of the Big Bang experiment that has not yet ended exis...

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Funny story: Super Collider Menace to Swiss Traffic

Super Collider Menace to Swiss Traffic

Hadron Switzerland - A spate of traffic accidents in Hadron has been linked to a single reckless driver whose identity is unknown. Accidents have all taken place on the ring road around the town which is 27 kilometres in circumference and straddles t...

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Funny story: Startling scientific discovery in LHC experiment revealed

Startling scientific discovery in LHC experiment revealed

Professor Hugh Jarse could hardly contain himself today when he revealed the surprising results from the LHC test firing on Wednesday. "We have discovered quite by accident that a portal in the space time continuum that was created by the experime...

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Funny story: CERN computers hacked by disciples of Prometheus

CERN computers hacked by disciples of Prometheus

Athens, Greece - Apparently angry that man has mastered fire to the point of recreating the Big Bang, Prometheus, known as the father of mankind in Greek mythology for giving man the gift of fire, ordered a crew of Greek computer hackers to break int...

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Funny story: CERN LHC particle accelerator created a time warp! Welcome to Groundhog Day!

CERN LHC particle accelerator created a time warp! Welcome to Groundhog Day!

Cambridge, Massachusetts - Like Yogi Berra once said, "It's Déjà vu all over again." If you woke up this morning with a sinking feeling deep down in your gut that everything you have done today seems strangely familiar, like you have already done it...

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Funny story: Disappointment as CERN Hurricane Fails To Destroy Texas

Disappointment as CERN Hurricane Fails To Destroy Texas

Scientists and politicians are disappointed today as the CERN Large Hadron Collider fails to create enough global warming and hurricanes to rid the globalists of the reality and truth seekers capital of Texas. 'Apparently, Alex Jones is still aliv...

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Funny story: Hadron Collider Results Announced

Hadron Collider Results Announced

Results of the Hadron Collider experiment are to be published next Wednesday, but TheSpoof.com has received a sneak preview of some of them, and they make startling reading indeed! Chief amongst these is that the immediate area around the test sit...

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Funny story: CERN physicists report "Mothman" sighting in the main LHC particle accelerator tube during test firing

CERN physicists report "Mothman" sighting in the main LHC particle accelerator tube during test firing

Geneva, Switzerland - Careful digital analysis of the first test firing of the LHC at CERN has confirmed the image of a moth-like figure appearing in the main particle accelerator tube microseconds into the controversial experiment. It is a ghostly g...

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Funny story: Nuclear scientists in orgasm over Large Hardon Collider

Nuclear scientists in orgasm over Large Hardon Collider

Leading minds from the world of high-energy physics have gathered for a weeklong orgy under the Swiss Alps, where each is hoping for a Big Bang with their newly installed Large Hardon Collider. "It's better than s to the power x," said one ecstat...

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Funny story: World ended today

World ended today

Professor Hugh Jarse was left red faced today as the world ended following the disastarous Large Halon Collider experiment. "Unfortunately the calculator we used had a sticky number 7 key and this caused an error in our calculations which led to t...

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Funny story: Large hard-on collider behind big bang theories

Large hard-on collider behind big bang theories

Switzerland - (Big Ass Mess): "Sure, ya, it makes the earth move!" was the only comment from the top CERN physicist in charge of spoonfeeding luddite press imagination following today's big bang workout in a Swiss underground bunker formerly used by...

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Funny story: CERN in LHC acronym mix up

CERN in LHC acronym mix up

News has just come to light that the scientist a CERN have had a contractual mix up with the LHC acronym LHC which they wanted constructed in Geneva stands for Large Hadron Collider but in an amazing turn of events the major contractor mistook 'H...

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Funny story: Whoops Apocalypse! Scientists switch on 'doomsday machine'

Whoops Apocalypse! Scientists switch on 'doomsday machine'

A cabal of evil Frenchies have today switched on a device which will ultimately lead to the destruction of the universe. The doomsday machine, named after its mad German inventor, Doktor Von Doomsday, was originally designed to convert sawdust and...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking runs his own alternative CERN "big bang" experiment

Stephen Hawking runs his own alternative CERN "big bang" experiment

On the day when scientists attempted to re-create the aftermath of the Big Bang in the world's most ambitious scientific experiment by crashing two particles into one another at a speed greater than even a Sheffield tram, Professor Stephen Hawking un...

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Funny story: Atom Smasher Begins Making Black Holes, 'End of the World' says Hawking

Atom Smasher Begins Making Black Holes, 'End of the World' says Hawking

BERNE (FMLiveWire) - Physicist Stephen Hawking now says that he has detected radiation emitted from black holes created by the world's biggest particle accelerator which a doomsday cult of mad scientists have just switched on. "Run for your life!...

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Funny story: The Hadron Collider: John Noakes Describes How It Works

The Hadron Collider: John Noakes Describes How It Works

Scientists in Switzerland will today try to recreate the conditions of 'Just After The Big Bang' by setting in motion a train of events not seen since ancient times. Using the Hadron Collider, the researchers hope to be able to find out how the Ea...

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