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Funny story: The Lakers Are Hit With Injuries: If Kobe Gets Hurt - They're The Washington Wizards

The Lakers Are Hit With Injuries: If Kobe Gets Hurt - They're The Washington Wizards

LOS ANGELES - The word on the streets of LaLaLand is that a disgruntled ex-Laker player went down to Lake Charles, Louisiana, and paid the world's most infamous voodoo woman Lottie Jo Lafayette to put a magic curse on the Lakers. And apparently it...

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Funny story: National Poll Says Kobe Bryant Needs To Stop Acting Like He's The Lakers Coach

National Poll Says Kobe Bryant Needs To Stop Acting Like He's The Lakers Coach

CHICAGO - A recent poll that was conducted by The National Sports Poll Coalition of America has just revealed an interesting fact about Los Angeles Laker basketball player Kobe Bean Bryant. Ronni Ruckerheimer, 27, a representative with the poll gi...

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Funny story: John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the word on the streets of West Holly, as former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger refers to it, is that John "The Player" Mayer, 34, will soon be dumping 28-year-old Katy Perry. The couple who have la...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Begs Magic Johnson For Advice

Kobe Bryant Begs Magic Johnson For Advice

LOS ANGELES - This past summer, on paper at least, the Los Angeles Lakers were supposed to have been sitting at 22-0 right now, but instead they hold a below .500 record of 9-13. And Kobe Bean Bryant, the star of the Lakers, and according to him,...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Offered His Own Talk Show

Kobe Bryant Offered His Own Talk Show

NEW YORK CITY - According to Political Salad Bar Magazine Kobe Bryant of the Lost Angeles Lakers has just been offered to be the host of a brand new talk show. PSBM reporter Sinclair Petaluma stated that a spokesperson for the Fox Network, who ref...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Throws His Laker Teammates Under The Bus

Kobe Bryant Throws His Laker Teammates Under The Bus

LOS ANGELES - Well once again the prima donna personality of Kobe Bean Bryant has shown through as brightly as the sun's rays on a high noon July day in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Bryant's Lakers, as they are referred to by Jack Nicholson, A...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson Threatens To Sue The L.A. Lakers

Phil Jackson Threatens To Sue The L.A. Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson says that if the Los Angeles Lakers organization wants to play games they had better play them on the basketball court and not with him. The coach who led the Lakers to five NBA World Championships and the Chicago Bulls...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Promises The Lakers Will Be This Year's NBA Champions

Kobe Bryant Promises The Lakers Will Be This Year's NBA Champions

LOS ANGELES - The greatest Laker in the history of the Lakers organization, according to Kobe Bean Bryant, has just said that there is no way that the Lakers will not win the NBA championship this year. Kobe, speaking with Sports Balls Illustrated...

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Funny story: Dwight Howard Leaves MagicLand For LaLaLand

Dwight Howard Leaves MagicLand For LaLaLand

LOS ANGELES - The general manager of the Los Angeles Lakers Mitch Kupchak has just announced to the sports media that he is as happy as a termite on a viking ship. Kupchak spoke personally with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney and The World War II Veteran

Mitt Romney and The World War II Veteran

DOVER, Delaware - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Dover, the town that claims to be the place where drinking straws were invented. Romney was asked by a gentleman who said he was 89, if he feels that he ca...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits Snuggling With Nadya Suleman

Kobe Bryant Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits Snuggling With Nadya Suleman

LA BREA, California - Los Angeles Laker superstar Kobe Bryant is still thrilled at the fact that another NBA superstar Steve Nash has joined the Lakers. Ever since the announcement was made Kobe has been on Cloud 9. He told Rufus Reno with Sports...

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Funny story: Steve Nash Signs With The L.A. Lakers - Kobe Bryant Promises To Share The Ball

Steve Nash Signs With The L.A. Lakers - Kobe Bryant Promises To Share The Ball

LOS ANGELES - There is lots and lots of joy in Laker Land today as the former Phoenix Suns super star, Steve Nash will now be wearing the blue and gold colors of the Los Angeles Lakers. The Lakers knew that they had to try and lose their "Bad Boy"...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant of The Los Angeles Lakers Is Getting Ready To Make An Amazing Announcement

Kobe Bryant of The Los Angeles Lakers Is Getting Ready To Make An Amazing Announcement

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret to the members of the Lakers Nation that their superstar Kobe Bryant is not a happy camper and has not been since back in the glory days of Shaquille O'Neal, Robert Horry, and Rick Fox. Bryant recently confessed to Do...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hits On Demi Moore

Kobe Bryant Hits On Demi Moore

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant and fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace attended a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz at L.A.'s San Andreas Fault Coliseum. After the concert the round ballers went to one of Kobe's favorite...

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Funny story: John Travolta To Star In The Film "Sissy Shorts - The Richard Simmons Story"

John Travolta To Star In The Film "Sissy Shorts - The Richard Simmons Story"

LOS ANGELES - It seems that lately John Travolta's name has been in the news more than President Barack Obama and GOP front runner Mitt Romney combined. But of course none of the stories about the president or Romney have included masseuses, claim...

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Funny story: Lamar Odom Reveals That His Marriage To Khloe Kardashian Has Become A High-Wire Balancing Act With No Net

Lamar Odom Reveals That His Marriage To Khloe Kardashian Has Become A High-Wire Balancing Act With No Net

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian-Odom are back in LaLaLand and the two could not be happier. Lamar after being traded from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks failed to fit in with Mark Cuban's team. And Khloe w...

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Funny story: The LaLaLand Lakers Are Eliminated From The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder 106-90 - Kobe Bryant Blames Everyone Including The Game Announcers

The LaLaLand Lakers Are Eliminated From The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder 106-90 - Kobe Bryant Blames Everyone Including The Game Announcers

OKLAHOMA CITY - The Lakers and the Thunder battled it out but after the Oklahoma dust settled the ones that were still standing were the young guns from Oklahoma City. According to Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly the likes of the "...

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