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Funny story: Kim Jong-il kicked off set by "Bachelorette" star

Kim Jong-il kicked off set by "Bachelorette" star

PYONGYANG, NK - Jung Hyun-kyung, red with anger and visibly agitated, ordered North Korea's sixty-eight year old leader off the set of her country's highly popular reality TV version of "The Bachelorette" last night, telling him to "never come back!"...

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Funny story: North Korean scientists claim they have cloned 'glowing' Kim Jong-Il

North Korean scientists claim they have cloned 'glowing' Kim Jong-Il

NORTH, KOREA: North Korean scientists state they have successfully cloned a 'glowing Dear Leader', using DNA from Kim Jong-il and mutant beagle puppies. The head of the experiment said: "Everybody thinking maybe Dear Leader die or maybe have strok...

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Funny story: North Korea space launch 'sucks utterly'

North Korea space launch 'sucks utterly'

North Korea failed in its attempt to get a satellite into space after the rubber band broke on their rocket launcher Sunday, US and South Korean officials say. Two stages of the rocket and its payload of government approved 'nuclear-powered bubbl...

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Funny story: Korean leader visits the zoo

Korean leader visits the zoo

SEOUL, South North Korea - South North Korean leader Jim Jong Il went to the Pongy zoo and shot three tigers, 2 bears and a shark in the aquarium, media said Tuesday, the latest in a spate of reports depicting Jim as fit as Elvis Presley three months...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Very-Ill-Indeed announcement on Monday

Kim Jong-Very-Ill-Indeed announcement on Monday

Pyongyang - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): North Korean party officials are poised to announce that their beloved leader Kim Jong-Very-Ill-Indeed has died from a congenital disease caught from his birth mother the Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch. Kim, 69, has...

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Funny story: US gives N Korea a big wet kiss

US gives N Korea a big wet kiss

The United States has taken North Korea off its highly touted Terror Tally, claiming that the insular, rude, proto-nuclear country and its fanatical leader have long been misunderstood. This change coincidentally follows Kim Jong-il's $800 billi...

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Funny story: Soccer Mom Palin Meets With Soccer Dictator North Korean Leader at Soccer Game!

Soccer Mom Palin Meets With Soccer Dictator North Korean Leader at Soccer Game!

Sarah Palin demonstrated her international diplomatic credentials, her maverick daring do and her soccer parent dedication all at once this week! Kim Jong- Very Il, fresh from a massive stroke could not be stopped from attending his little fella...

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Funny story: North Koreans Hungry For Prog Rock

North Koreans Hungry For Prog Rock

Rock icon Eric Clapton has been invited to play a concert in North Korea, an official of that country has announced to TheSpoof. If he accepts, it could open the door for other has-been Prog Rock musicians

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Doll in stores by Christmas

Kim Jong Il Doll in stores by Christmas

South Korean dictator and sometimes porn star, Kim Jong il, joins the growing list of celebrities allowing their image to be used by toy companies.

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey meets Kim Jong Il

Oprah Winfrey meets Kim Jong Il

Chat show host Oprah Winfrey has paid a visit to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il's sprawling West Virginian ranch.

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Funny story: Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

(MUSICMAN PRESS) It seems running a country while in rehab is just too much for Kim Jong Ill. As you may recall, Kim checked into St. Alexandra Home for the Rehabilitating into Society in San Francisco, reported at The Spoof earlier this month.

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Checks Into Rehab

Kim Jong Il Checks Into Rehab

(MUSICMAN PRESS) MUSICMAN'S own Wang Chang Chow, of North Korea, reported to us that the hard-nosed dictator Kim Jong Ill, has checked into a Californian rehabilitation center. He also said that Kim was listed in the center as a substance abuse p...

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Funny story: Kim Jung Il To Nuke What?

Kim Jung Il To Nuke What?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Reports smuggled out of North Korea indicate that the dictator, Kim Jong Ill may have bitten off more than he can chew. Mr. Wang Chang Chow, long-time news correspondent for Kim's state-run People's News, delivered the messag...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Voted "Sexiest Man Alive" By North Koreans

Kim Jong Il Voted "Sexiest Man Alive" By North Koreans

Pyongyang, North Korea - In an entirely unsurprising vote on Monday, the North Korean people showed their unwavering support for President Kim Jong Il as they unanimously voted him "Sexiest Man Alive" in state-sponsored elections.

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Funny story: Kamchuka Anyone

Kamchuka Anyone

Adolph Bizmark Ceasar (Soldier of the Future Magazine) and Lou Dobbs (C.N.N. Immigration Nut) sat Down with North Korean Beloved Leader KIM JONG IL for a chat over the weekend.

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Funny story: American Idol Judges star in: World Leader Idol

American Idol Judges star in: World Leader Idol

Since World Leader Idol is due out in April, where World Leaders compete to win the earth's affection, TheSpoof went in to get the latest scoop with none other than Simon Cowell.

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Il Sworn in as UN Chief

Kim Jong-Il Sworn in as UN Chief

The United Nations has surprised the world by making North Korean leader Kim Jong Il their eighth Secretary-General. The controversial figure is said to be "delighted" by the news and has said he wants to make "bringing back communism&...

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