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Funny story: Katie Price dumps Alex Reid; Goes to France and has Virginity Restored

Katie Price dumps Alex Reid; Goes to France and has Virginity Restored

Katie Price wasted no time after dumping her husband and visited the Hymen Institute in Paris where she had a cherry installed. Knowing that she is Katie Price and can do whatever she wants we still asked her why such an action was needed since every...

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Funny story: Katie Price Diagnosed EDD Positive - Alex Reid Devastated

Katie Price Diagnosed EDD Positive - Alex Reid Devastated

Katie Price is being comforted by friends this morning after confirmation from a Harley Street doctor that she is actually EDD Positive. The ex-Page Three girl is said by sources to be 'emotionally fragile' after tests confirmed the presence of th...

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Funny story: Katie Price: I'm With Nick Clegg

Katie Price: I'm With Nick Clegg

Global super-boob, Katie Price, has exclusively revealed her latest-must-know political and personal intentions. Speaking in Egypt at her daily Price conference Katie announced, "I can EXCLUSIVELY reveal I've had enough of Alex and will be ditchin...

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Funny story: Katie Price To Have Her Breasts Tattooed With Pattinson - Stewart Faces?

Katie Price To Have Her Breasts Tattooed With Pattinson - Stewart Faces?

Unconfirmed reports here this morning appear to suggest that in an effort to rejuvenate her sensuality, Katie Price is to have tattoos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart done on her tits. My man on the inside, eccentric British film director,...

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Funny story: Katie Price Erupts Over TV Debate

Katie Price Erupts Over TV Debate

Businesswoman and model, Katie Price, has literally blown her top after hearing the news that she has not received an official invitation to the forthcoming Prime Ministerial Debate in Manchester. Speaking at her earlier Price conference Katie was...

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Funny story: Katie Price Pulls Out Of London Marathon To Call Peter Andre - Alex Reid Furious, Kerry Katona In Tears

Katie Price Pulls Out Of London Marathon To Call Peter Andre - Alex Reid Furious, Kerry Katona In Tears

Katie Price has sensationally withdrawn from the London Marathon, after fears that she may have to spend anything up to four hours without calling ex-husband Peter Andre were confirmed by race organisers. Katie has reportedly been calling Andre up...

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Funny story: Katie Price In Text Sex Shocker

Katie Price In Text Sex Shocker

Hot on the heels of the news that Katie Price and dog- fighting set-dressing husband Alex Reid are trying 'like the clappers' for a baby all of their very own, comes what the tabloid press have already dubbed Text-Sex-Gate. With the revelation tha...

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Funny story: Katie Price Misses Chance To Make Money

Katie Price Misses Chance To Make Money

Glamour model, businesswoman, mum and media mogul, Katie Price, shocked the nation at lunchtime when she failed to make any money during her appearance on Celebrity Bargain Hunt. The show's complex format, which has previously won the highly accla...

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Funny story: Alex Reid To Be The New Steven Seagal

Alex Reid To Be The New Steven Seagal

Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today told anyone who'd listen that he was desperate to sign cock fighting welsh dresser Alex Reid for a new movie project designed to fill the niche left largely unfilled by Hollywood tough-guy actor...

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Funny story: Katie Price And Alex Reid To Go On Wedding Tour

Katie Price And Alex Reid To Go On Wedding Tour

Katie Price and Alex Reid have announced that they have added extra dates and venues to their marriage vow renewals in order to accommodate the thousands of fans who want to see them 'get married.' It's thought that the couple recognised the earni...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Katie Price Rescue 'Confused' Man On London Underground

Cheryl Cole And Katie Price Rescue 'Confused' Man On London Underground

Cheryl Cole out of Girls Aloud, and Katie Price, out of Jordan, leapt to the assistance of an 'alcoholically relaxed' man and considerately gave him directions how to get to Waterloo Station yesterday evening. The man, thought to be originally fro...

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Funny story: Jesus Returns

Jesus Returns

Those of you who follow the Bible closely have I'm sure at one time or another spent a few idol moments wondering when the main character of your favourite book would return. Today it has been revealed that Jesus is at last, once again, amongst us...

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Funny story: It Looks Like A Little One For Alex Reid and Katie Price

It Looks Like A Little One For Alex Reid and Katie Price

LONDON - It appears that Alex Reid and Katie Price may be getting a visit from the stork, no not the skinny-butted Amy Winehouse - the bird with the feathers. The professional cage fighter, and part time cross-dresser and his glamour model - actre...

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Funny story: Katie Price: Brighton Theme Park Plan

Katie Price: Brighton Theme Park Plan

Buxom botoxed blinged-up beauty Katie Price has revealed plans to open her own theme park, just like her idol Dolly Parton. Chav Vegas will open it's doors to the public sometime next year and will replace the site of the burned out West Pier in B...

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Funny story: Katie Price: Who's Gordon Brown Think He Is?

Katie Price: Who's Gordon Brown Think He Is?

Katie Price was positively glowing with rage earlier as she learned her global master-plan may be in jeopardy. Speaking at her daily Price conference Katie started out by telling reporters that she plans to launch a new range of marriage guidance...

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Funny story: Leave Alex Alone! - Warns Katie Price

Leave Alex Alone! - Warns Katie Price

A furious Katie Price today warned her knockers to leave Alex Reid alone after a flood of stories surfaced claiming that the cage dressing cross fighter was having a spot of bother inseminating his wife. Katie Price told a gathering of hardened re...

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Funny story: Alex Reid's Mick McManus Audition Goes Well

Alex Reid's Mick McManus Audition Goes Well

Alex Reid has announced several times recently that he really wants to get into acting, and with that in mind he auditioned today for the leading role in the upcoming all British biopic of wrestling legend Mick McManus. Alex Reid said that he was...

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