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Funny story: Royals lose a packet as Indonesian coal hole scam bombs

Royals lose a packet as Indonesian coal hole scam bombs

London - "Bwahaha, bang goes my lovely diamond tiara!" Kate Middleton sobbed as news of William and Harry's truss fund collapse broke this weekend. Heavy stakes in an Indonesian mining investment vehicle created by wannabe Gordon Gekko Nat Rothsch...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton - Much Ado About Nipples And The Duchess Of Cambridge

Kate Middleton - Much Ado About Nipples And The Duchess Of Cambridge

While most people use sun block, umbrellas or a cover-up when going out into the noonday sun, the Duchess of Cambridge decided to go topless and allow the sun rays to give her an even tan. Good morning sunshine! Forget the fact that there are t...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos

Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Kate Middleton is getting more publicity than all of the British royalty combined including Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla, and the Duke of Liverpool AKA Timmy Tockerticky. Kate's hubby P...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton To Star With Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev In The Vampire Diaries

Kate Middleton To Star With Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev In The Vampire Diaries

LOS ANGELES - Mystic Falls will soon be getting a visitor who is one of the most recognized persons in the world. The producer of The Vampire Diaries Manolo Middlezuck has verified that Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge has in fact been...

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Funny story: Kate's Titty Kerfuffle Ignites Duke's Bladder Problem

Kate's Titty Kerfuffle Ignites Duke's Bladder Problem

Strees from Princess Kate's recent topless photos is said to be the cause behind the latest flare up of the Duke of Edinborough's bladder problem with palace insiders saying he now has "super urinary powers" enabeling him to hit the toilet bowl from...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton To Appear on Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen

Kate Middleton To Appear on Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen

HOLLYWOOD - It is now official that Kate Middleton has agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of Gordon Ramsay's reality show Hell's Kitchen. A spokesperson for the show identified as Loretta Sue Piffkinhaus, 43, has said that Ramsay was finally...

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Funny story: Naming Kate's girls (and Trumps's two-bits)

Naming Kate's girls (and Trumps's two-bits)

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Donald Trump places "all the blame for the fuss about the topless photos of Kate Middleton squarely on Kate herself." "There should be a law," says Trump, "that no British Royal be allowed to get nekkid, ever, even when bat...

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Funny story: Comedy website to publish story of Kate Middleton topless

Comedy website to publish story of Kate Middleton topless

A UK comedy website has today announced that it will publish a story about Kate Middleton topless tomorrow morning. This follows publication of pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge topless in publications in France, Ireland and Italy - and despite...

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Funny story: William to sue French mag yet again: Kate's boobs are much bigger he says.

William to sue French mag yet again: Kate's boobs are much bigger he says.

Prince William is barking mad because he says that the breasts of his wife, the former Kate Middleton, now known as the Duchess of Cambridge, are much larger than on the photos in the French magazine. Our Buckingham Palace source, who wishes to re...

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Funny story: "Can You Smell Shit In Here?" Tuvalu Kate Asks William At Website Office

"Can You Smell Shit In Here?" Tuvalu Kate Asks William At Website Office

In an aside from legal wrangles in La Belle France, relating to a certain 'invasive photographic' orgy of unnecessary and quite pointless overexposure, which of course was lapped up by the French, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have been getting a...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Considering Breast Augmentation Surgery

Kate Middleton Considering Breast Augmentation Surgery

LONDON - England's Tickety Boo News is reporting that Kate Middleton is devastated over the topless photos that were secretly taken of her. Neville Twickenbuck of TBN stated that an unnamed highly reliable source has made it known that the Duchess...

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Funny story: Duke of Edinburgh In "Spanking The Monkey" Photo Shocker. What Next Asks Queen?

Duke of Edinburgh In "Spanking The Monkey" Photo Shocker. What Next Asks Queen?

HRH Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, is said to mortified after a Ghanaian newspaper published images of the 91 year old prince taken over 50 years ago during an official visit to the African nation. The grainy black and white photographs purportedl...

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Funny story: President Obama and VP Biden Invite Kate Middleton To A White House Barbecue

President Obama and VP Biden Invite Kate Middleton To A White House Barbecue

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move to show that the United States does not think bad of Kate Middleton for having been photographed topless, President Obama and Vice-President Biden have decided to extend to her a cordial invitation of support. The pres...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

FOX NEWS NATION - Republican pin up girl, Ann Coulter, flashed her breastesesses (ahem) on the Fox News Sunday program. The panel of six well known conservative pundits were talking about Obama's embassy staff's cowardly apologies to the A-rab terr...

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Funny story: Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Hiding Out In Garden Shed

Pippa Middleton Hiding Out In Garden Shed

Following the furore surrounding the release by treacherous French ingrates, who for some reason fail to appreciate the sacrifices of D-Day and the Normandy landings, of intrusive intimate photographs taken by scumbag paparazzi of the Duchess Of Camb...

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Funny story: Never Mind Pippa's Ass, Get a Load of Kate's Tits!

Never Mind Pippa's Ass, Get a Load of Kate's Tits!

Every year the town of Dorking plays host to a very special talent contest - Dorking's Pets Have Got Talent, is a contest to find some of the most talented pets in the Dorking area. Last year the top prize went to local girl Pippa Middleclass an...

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