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Funny story: Obama's BlackBerry Seized in Widening 'Weinergate' Scandal. Michelle 'Shocked!"

Obama's BlackBerry Seized in Widening 'Weinergate' Scandal. Michelle 'Shocked!"

A source within the secret service is reporting today that just before dawn an armed Congressional Team from the House Ethics Committee (HEC), swooped in on the White House and confiscated President Obama's Blackberry under a Federal Seizure Fatwa pa...

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Funny story: Riddle sends Julian Assange to Swedish Gitmo

Riddle sends Julian Assange to Swedish Gitmo

London - The WikiLeaks publisher is hopping mad at losing an extradition fright at Belmarsh Magistrates Court today. Oddly-named Chief Magistrate Judge Howard Riddle told Assange "Hanging's too good for you!" and had him clapped in irons ahead of...

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Funny story: Al Gore, Arianna Huffington, Julian Assange To Form 'Menage au Trois' Mega Media Company to Combat Murdoch!

Al Gore, Arianna Huffington, Julian Assange To Form 'Menage au Trois' Mega Media Company to Combat Murdoch!

AOL announced today two additional acquisitions in the media industry, announcing they had completed negotiations with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, and 'Current TV' founder Al Gore to purchase the companies and add them to the Huffington Post Me...

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Funny story: Julian Assange Excused For Treason

Julian Assange Excused For Treason

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange was excused earlier today after being found guilty of treason. Assange had been extradited to Sweden where he faced two charges of rape whereupon U.S. officials swiftly had him further extradited to the United Sta...

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Funny story: Julian Assange Has Been Named "Geek of the Year" by French newspaper Le Monde

Julian Assange Has Been Named "Geek of the Year" by French newspaper Le Monde

Whistleblower Julian Assange bears an uncanny resemblence to the gay shop assistant on "Are You Being Served." He has a wispy, almost albino appearance. The blond geek bears a strong resemblance to the snidey blond boy in Harry Potter, who is his worst enemy at Hogwarts. By looking at this man's wispy slightly camp appearance it is hard to see how he could have been able to 'rape' two robust...

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Funny story: Julian Assange To Be Fed To Baboons At Washington D.C. Zoo

Julian Assange To Be Fed To Baboons At Washington D.C. Zoo

America will soon have its revenge upon Wikileaks' Julian Assange as he is executed in bizarre fashion at the national zoo near the capital. Plans call for a drugged Assange to repeat assigned phrases before being fed to baboons in lieu of being n...

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Funny story: Wallender takes on Assange

Wallender takes on Assange

Police Constable Wallender of the Swedish Police has been giving evidence at the trial of Juliam Assange, leaker of secrets Governments don't want us to know about. Wallender said Assange's assertion that his sexual affairs in Sweden were 'consens...

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Funny story: Julian Assange is a scapegoat 'just like Gary McKinnon' court is told

Julian Assange is a scapegoat 'just like Gary McKinnon' court is told

London - (AssAnge Mess): The Belmarsh Magistrates Court extradition hearing is having none of it, of course. Attempts to exonerate cyber-snooper Julian Assange by likening his plight to Gary McKinnon's were met with cries of 'Gordon Bennett!' and...

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Funny story: Cops' glee as Assange 'buys' spoof Swiss bank account data

Cops' glee as Assange 'buys' spoof Swiss bank account data

Zurich - (Gnomes): Super confident self-publicising asshole Julian Assange has fallen for a joint CIA/MI5 sting involving thousands of bogus Swiss bank account details. A CD of the confidential data was passed to him by an undercover spook who inf...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers Run for Cover as Assange Threatens to Reveal "Millions in Unreported Income" Earned for Writing Crap!

Spoof Writers Run for Cover as Assange Threatens to Reveal "Millions in Unreported Income" Earned for Writing Crap!

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange dropped yet another bomb as he announced he would be revealing millions of dollars in unreported income earned by 'hack' writers on The Spoof.com aided and abetted by the site's editor Mark " Lil Madoff' Lowton! Ap...

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Funny story: Julian Assange Refutes Joran Van der Sloot's Claim that Janet Napitalano is Carrying His Baby!

Julian Assange Refutes Joran Van der Sloot's Claim that Janet Napitalano is Carrying His Baby!

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange continues to come under personal attack after being 'detained' in a 104 room mansion somewhere in England as more details of his alleged promiscuous behaviour begin to emerge from even the most unlikely of Sources!...

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Funny story: Julian Assange schtum about anonymous DNA birth father George W Bush

Julian Assange schtum about anonymous DNA birth father George W Bush

Norfolk - (Reuterus): The halo's looking pretty damned tarnished amid reports George W Bush is Julian Assange's father. Spawned in the Australian humpback - er...outback! - Dubya-Bloody-Junior soon learned to milk the paternity for kudos and cash.

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Funny story: WikiLeaks to be re-branded as WikiLeeks

WikiLeaks to be re-branded as WikiLeeks

The Whistle Blowing website, WikiLeaks, run by Australian Swedish Lady Lover, Julian Assange, is to be taken down and re-branded as a site about vegetables. "Instead of all this troublesome leaking of national secrets," said Assange, "we are going...

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Funny story: The Week in Briefs

The Week in Briefs

Entertainment World this Week by famed columnist Helon Kokaine at the "Hollywood Rehab Times" Demi Lovato: Disney breathed a sigh of relief this weekend when sources close to Demi Lovato said her racy photos are not lesbian but pictures of her transsexual friends. Hollywood got all excited this week by the news that John Travolta will finally star in the long-awaited sequel to Grease. The fi...

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Funny story: "My Dog ate Someone Else's Bomb" Says Student Rioter

"My Dog ate Someone Else's Bomb" Says Student Rioter

A student rioter, named "Dan the Revolutionary", has claimed that a bomb found inside his dog does not belong to him. He said "just because the bomb was found inside my dog doesn't mean the bomb is mine. I'm a peaceful protester and I don't agree w...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin and John Boehner Accuse Trio (Santa Claus/Julian Assange/Barack Obama) of Planning a Sex Attack on Parliament on Christmas Eve Day; WikiLeaks, X Factor, Football to be Unaffected

Sarah Palin and John Boehner Accuse Trio (Santa Claus/Julian Assange/Barack Obama) of Planning a Sex Attack on Parliament on Christmas Eve Day; WikiLeaks, X Factor, Football to be Unaffected

Superfriends Sarah Palin and John Boehner believe they have figured out the "what", the "who", and the "when" -- but the "where" and the "how" remain sketchy. Palin: "I have a source of good intelligence who tells me that those three (Santa Claus,...

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Funny story: Illuminati dread at first winter solstice and total lunar eclipse since 1554!

Illuminati dread at first winter solstice and total lunar eclipse since 1554!

London - (Yule-Be-Sorry!): The mood is grim at Hellfire Club HQ ahead of Tuesday's solar ingress into Capricorn. Ancient files published this week describe the Illuminatis' rage of 1554 when some dimwit last dared leak their sordid secrets. The...

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