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Funny story: Plot to smuggle out Julian Assange in Ecuador ambassador's diplomatic bag

Plot to smuggle out Julian Assange in Ecuador ambassador's diplomatic bag

London - Three daze of honing MI6 cryptographer Dr Gareth Williams' technique of slipping in and out of a large holdall may be about to come good for fugitive bail jumper Julian Assange. Reports from the Ecuador embassy in London's Knightsbridge h...

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Funny story: Sounds of frantic tunnelling under Ecuador London embassy

Sounds of frantic tunnelling under Ecuador London embassy

London - There have been reports of sudden and unexpected 'basement swimming pool excavations' under the Hans Crescent legation today. Locals said extradition service bailiffs and undercover cops had been spotted staking out several potential tunn...

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Funny story: Julian Assange's Biggest Leak: Wets Himself and flees to Ecuadorian Embassy In Panic Pleading for Asylum!

Julian Assange's Biggest Leak: Wets Himself and flees to Ecuadorian Embassy In Panic Pleading for Asylum!

The Australian cyber slut accused of leaking hundred's of thousands of confidential emails and sensitive government documents resulting in the untold misfortune and possibly death for hundreds of confidential government informants, and the embarrassm...

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Funny story: Nobel Foundation Hit By Euro Crisis

Nobel Foundation Hit By Euro Crisis

The world renowned and respected Nobel Foundation has announced sweeping changes to the granting of its annual awards, in a move which has been prompted by the continuing financial turmoil which is engulfing Europe. The awards are the legacy of Al...

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Funny story: Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

The Anonymous computer group has revealed the transcript of the conversation they intercepted between Scotland Yard and the FBI. During the conversation FBI operativea are heard to discuss the operation to intercept the Anonymous groups computer...

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Funny story: Latest Cablegate Releases Not Juicy Enough, Say Conspiracy Theorists

Latest Cablegate Releases Not Juicy Enough, Say Conspiracy Theorists

WORLDWIDE - The Worldwide Institute of Deludeds Exposing Conspiracies, Uniting Nationally and Trekkies (WIDECUNTs) has issued a formal statement calling for the impeachment of Wikileaks found Julian Assange for crimes against their community. "All...

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Funny story: Obama's BlackBerry Seized in Widening 'Weinergate' Scandal. Michelle 'Shocked!"

Obama's BlackBerry Seized in Widening 'Weinergate' Scandal. Michelle 'Shocked!"

A source within the secret service is reporting today that just before dawn an armed Congressional Team from the House Ethics Committee (HEC), swooped in on the White House and confiscated President Obama's Blackberry under a Federal Seizure Fatwa pa...

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Funny story: Riddle sends Julian Assange to Swedish Gitmo

Riddle sends Julian Assange to Swedish Gitmo

London - The WikiLeaks publisher is hopping mad at losing an extradition fright at Belmarsh Magistrates Court today. Oddly-named Chief Magistrate Judge Howard Riddle told Assange "Hanging's too good for you!" and had him clapped in irons ahead of...

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Funny story: Al Gore, Arianna Huffington, Julian Assange To Form 'Menage au Trois' Mega Media Company to Combat Murdoch!

Al Gore, Arianna Huffington, Julian Assange To Form 'Menage au Trois' Mega Media Company to Combat Murdoch!

AOL announced today two additional acquisitions in the media industry, announcing they had completed negotiations with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, and 'Current TV' founder Al Gore to purchase the companies and add them to the Huffington Post Me...

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Funny story: Julian Assange Excused For Treason

Julian Assange Excused For Treason

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange was excused earlier today after being found guilty of treason. Assange had been extradited to Sweden where he faced two charges of rape whereupon U.S. officials swiftly had him further extradited to the United Sta...

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Funny story: Julian Assange Has Been Named "Geek of the Year" by French newspaper Le Monde

Julian Assange Has Been Named "Geek of the Year" by French newspaper Le Monde

Whistleblower Julian Assange bears an uncanny resemblence to the gay shop assistant on "Are You Being Served." He has a wispy, almost albino appearance. The blond geek bears a strong resemblance to the snidey blond boy in Harry Potter, who is his worst enemy at Hogwarts. By looking at this man's wispy slightly camp appearance it is hard to see how he could have been able to 'rape' two robust...

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Funny story: Julian Assange To Be Fed To Baboons At Washington D.C. Zoo

Julian Assange To Be Fed To Baboons At Washington D.C. Zoo

America will soon have its revenge upon Wikileaks' Julian Assange as he is executed in bizarre fashion at the national zoo near the capital. Plans call for a drugged Assange to repeat assigned phrases before being fed to baboons in lieu of being n...

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Funny story: Wallender takes on Assange

Wallender takes on Assange

Police Constable Wallender of the Swedish Police has been giving evidence at the trial of Juliam Assange, leaker of secrets Governments don't want us to know about. Wallender said Assange's assertion that his sexual affairs in Sweden were 'consens...

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Funny story: Julian Assange is a scapegoat 'just like Gary McKinnon' court is told

Julian Assange is a scapegoat 'just like Gary McKinnon' court is told

London - (AssAnge Mess): The Belmarsh Magistrates Court extradition hearing is having none of it, of course. Attempts to exonerate cyber-snooper Julian Assange by likening his plight to Gary McKinnon's were met with cries of 'Gordon Bennett!' and...

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Funny story: Cops' glee as Assange 'buys' spoof Swiss bank account data

Cops' glee as Assange 'buys' spoof Swiss bank account data

Zurich - (Gnomes): Super confident self-publicising asshole Julian Assange has fallen for a joint CIA/MI5 sting involving thousands of bogus Swiss bank account details. A CD of the confidential data was passed to him by an undercover spook who inf...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers Run for Cover as Assange Threatens to Reveal "Millions in Unreported Income" Earned for Writing Crap!

Spoof Writers Run for Cover as Assange Threatens to Reveal "Millions in Unreported Income" Earned for Writing Crap!

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange dropped yet another bomb as he announced he would be revealing millions of dollars in unreported income earned by 'hack' writers on The Spoof.com aided and abetted by the site's editor Mark " Lil Madoff' Lowton! Ap...

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Funny story: Julian Assange Refutes Joran Van der Sloot's Claim that Janet Napitalano is Carrying His Baby!

Julian Assange Refutes Joran Van der Sloot's Claim that Janet Napitalano is Carrying His Baby!

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange continues to come under personal attack after being 'detained' in a 104 room mansion somewhere in England as more details of his alleged promiscuous behaviour begin to emerge from even the most unlikely of Sources!...

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