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Funny story: Lonely old f*ck invited to Biden White House following Thanksgiving behavior modeling

Lonely old f*ck invited to Biden White House following Thanksgiving behavior modeling

This week Mr. Biden appealed to the country to keep Thanksgiving small, very small, in order “to snuff out the virus.” It is now understood he was also seeking “behavior models” on this matter, and this has led to discovery of a LOF ready, willing…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Agrees To Meet With Vladimir Putin

Joe Biden Agrees To Meet With Vladimir Putin

DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Vox Populi says that President-Elect Joe Biden is wasting no time in trying to patch up the US-Russia differences, and has agreed to meet with Russia’s President Putin in February. The planned meeting will take pl…

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Funny story: John “Chicken Little” Kerry Named Climate Envoy By Biden

John “Chicken Little” Kerry Named Climate Envoy By Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: The sky is falling! So what to do? President-elect Joe Biden names John “Chicken Little” Kerry as his special presidential envoy for climate. In this morning’s New York Post, it was said that pundits have been laughing at Kerr…

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Funny story: Rare Nappy-Headed Nubians Sighted Once Again In Washington

Rare Nappy-Headed Nubians Sighted Once Again In Washington

BILLINGSGATE POST: With Sleepy Joe Biden apparently winning the presidential election and making appointments to his administration, Washingtonians are atwitter over the sightings of rare Nappy-Headed Nubians in the White House area once again. T…

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Funny story: President-Elect Joe Biden Says He Will Think About Making Puerto Rico The 51st State

President-Elect Joe Biden Says He Will Think About Making Puerto Rico The 51st State

DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – One of President-Elect Joe Biden’s aides has stated that Biden is seriously considering making Puerto Rico the 51st state. Biden has stated, on several occasions, that the United States will greatly benefit from t…

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Funny story: President-Elect Joe Biden Says That Within 24-Hours of Taking Office, He'll Undo Every Presidential Executive Order That Trump Enacted

President-Elect Joe Biden Says That Within 24-Hours of Taking Office, He'll Undo Every Presidential Executive Order That Trump Enacted

DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that President-Elect Joe Biden, has been spending countless hours going over each one of the 823,402 Presidential Executive Orders that President Trump signed into law. The president-elect com…

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Funny story: Rip Van Biden Finally Wakes Up: Can’t Stop Talking

Rip Van Biden Finally Wakes Up: Can’t Stop Talking

BILLINGSGATE POST: After six months of silent hibernation in his basement, Rip Van Biden finally wakes up and can’t stop talking. “This can happen,” says noted Sleep Therapist, Dr. Quasimodo, who heads the Deep Sleep Department at Harvard Univers…

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Funny story: Deep State Voter Fraud Thwarted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick Detwiler

Deep State Voter Fraud Thwarted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick Detwiler

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rack up the balls, boys. Put away the cues. The Trumpster is on his way, and he ain’t gonna lose. Warning, Trump-haters. This could be just another giant rat f*ck: Using undercover methods first developed by Slim and Dirty…

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Funny story: Trump Nosed Out By “Hair Sniffing Prevert”

Trump Nosed Out By “Hair Sniffing Prevert”

BILLINGSGATE POST: What a way to lose an election - being nosed out by a hair-sniffing prevert. White House insiders, who wish to remain anonymous, claim that the President is having a difficult time adjusting to losing his White House digs to a…

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Funny story: Trump claims Biden is half-Ugandan

Trump claims Biden is half-Ugandan

In an astonishing statement from the White House, Donald Trump has claimed Joe Biden is ineligible to become President because he is half-Ugandan. "I have reliable information, 100 % true, that he was not born in Scranton Pennsylvania, but in Kampala…

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Funny story: Biden wants White House by Thanksgiving “to get on with it pronto”

Biden wants White House by Thanksgiving “to get on with it pronto”

Despite at least half a dozen states in dispute as to a reliable vote count, plus the onset of legal challenges, Mr. Biden is eager to move on. He has already been talking with foreign leaders (violation of the Logan Act), which put Trump and his…

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Funny story: Joe Biden To Donald Trump: "You're Fired!"

Joe Biden To Donald Trump: "You're Fired!"

If there was ever any doubt about what the post-election relationship between President-elect Joe Biden and the outgoing president, Donald Trump, was likely to be, the uncertainty was removed earlier today, when Mr. Biden looked straight down the TV…

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Funny story: Magicians Wanted!

Magicians Wanted!

Are you a talented magician who is tired of performing at children's birthday parties? Do you want to put your skills to work as a public servant? If so, we want YOU to help count the vote at key election facilities in Georgia's upcoming US Senate ru…

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Funny story: Voter Fraud: “Project Quasimodo” Used To Bamboozle Voting Count

Voter Fraud: “Project Quasimodo” Used To Bamboozle Voting Count

BILLINGSGATE POST: Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler, an undercover agent hired by Trump attorney, Rudy Giuliani, to investigate voter fraud in Philadelphia, revealed that he had broken the code of an underground voter clearance site, nicknamed “Projec…

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Funny story: Trump's Election Defeat Was Inevitable, Claims Political Ignoramus

Trump's Election Defeat Was Inevitable, Claims Political Ignoramus

As the dust settled on yet another exciting instalment in US political history, a man who knows absolutely nothing whatsoever about the subject has said that Joe Biden's victory and Donald Trump's defeat in the presidential election were "inevitable"…

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Funny story: “Not my president” lyrics and staging set-ups available at Amazon dot com and Walmart

“Not my president” lyrics and staging set-ups available at Amazon dot com and Walmart

With mainstream media calling the election for Mr. Biden, new marketing opportunities have immediately emerged. A day ago that same MSM press was speaking of “the incredible shrinking electoral count” as various states reported shenanigans, with B…

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Funny story: Kanye West Hints At Voting Fraud

Kanye West Hints At Voting Fraud

As if the 2020 US presidential election hadn't already been controversial enough, there was fresh drama, late last night, when Kanye West suggested that there may have been something wrong with the voting process. West, who, official figures show,…

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