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Funny story: The Taliban Is Extremely Concerned About Afghanistan's Camel Shortage

The Taliban Is Extremely Concerned About Afghanistan's Camel Shortage

KABUL, Afghanistan - (World News) - Word coming out of the Taliban capital is that the new government is extremely concerned about the camel shortage which has hit the nation. Afghanistan's national news agency, the Two-Humped Camel News Agency, f…

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Funny story: Revolving Fire Hydrants Part Of Biden Infrastructure Bill

Revolving Fire Hydrants Part Of Biden Infrastructure Bill

BILLINGSGATE POST: Buried deep in fine print to rebuild the Nation’s infrastructure is a plan to replace old stationary fire hydrants with ones that revolve at 12 revolutions per minute using solar power to provide the energy. It has always been…

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Funny story: President Biden Agrees To Allow Scotland Yard To Open Up An Office In Washington, D.C.

President Biden Agrees To Allow Scotland Yard To Open Up An Office In Washington, D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki proudly announced that President Biden has agreed to let the highly prestigious Scotland Yard open up an office in the nation’s capital. Ms. Psaki stated that in the interest…

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Funny story: Call It Botox For America Or The Infrastructure Bill?

Call It Botox For America Or The Infrastructure Bill?

What is Biden’s $3 trillion Infrastructure Bill? Who cares? Sounds boring, go away, snooze time. For starters, think of the Golden Gate bridge splitting in half and cars falling into the waters. Got your attention? Do you drive across bridges o…

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Funny story: Elephant interviewed over droppings in the room from Hunter Biden

Elephant interviewed over droppings in the room from Hunter Biden

A prolonged interview with the proverbial elephant in the room on a certain laptop and other matters has at last surfaced. The elephant being interviewed, a dignified male with gray in his eyebrows, expressed sympathy for the President and his son…

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Funny story: Biden To Deputize 250,000 Alligators To Patrol Border Canal

Biden To Deputize 250,000 Alligators To Patrol Border Canal

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden announced today his plan to build a new shipping canal or moat that would connect the Gulf of Mexico with the Pacific Ocean. With that, the thirty foot wall that President Trump started would be abandoned forever, m…

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Funny story: Biden’s Ventriloquist Claims He’s The Real President

Biden’s Ventriloquist Claims He’s The Real President

BILLINGSGATE POST: Who’s the dummy now? A Las Vegas ventriloquist claims that every word that President Biden reads from his Teleprompter actually comes from him. In an extraordinary interview with George Staphylococcus, Victor Chameleon explained th…

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Funny story: President Biden Kicks Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s Ass All The Way From Amarillo to Laredo!

President Biden Kicks Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s Ass All The Way From Amarillo to Laredo!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden recently said that the governor of Texas is one of the most arrogant, sarcastic, cruel, messed up pieces-of-shit that he has ever seen; including the pathetic likes of Trump, Hannity, Gaetz, and Gutf…

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Funny story: Where’s Kamala? Cacklemania Backlash Divides Nation

Where’s Kamala? Cacklemania Backlash Divides Nation

BILLINGSGATE POST: Largely overblown rumors of Vice-President Kamala “Breath” Harris being placed in perpetual orbit on Air Force 2 by her boss have been shot down. The President, who himself admitted that it was a mistake to have the giggle prone…

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Funny story: VP Harris Asks President Biden For a Raise

VP Harris Asks President Biden For a Raise

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many political pundits agree that VP Kamala Harris is one of the most popular, and prettiest vice-presidents in recent memory. Most Americans can identify with her and her down home nature; such as wearing Conver…

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Funny story: President Biden Says That Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan May Soon Become Talifghanistan

President Biden Says That Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan May Soon Become Talifghanistan

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has stated that POTUS has been texting with Afghanistan’s newly self-appointed President Abu Taboo Fashu, on a daily basis. She noted that the two have developed a close rel…

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Funny story: Fauci alternative persona emerges

Fauci alternative persona emerges

Suddenly emerging, and revealed here through diligent investigative work, a split personality disorder in National Health Advisor, Mr. Fauci, has startled some observers. Others find the two personas "entirely consistent." Depicted above, Mr. Fauc…

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Funny story: Anyone There? Biden Admits His Brain Was Cryogenically Frozen

Anyone There? Biden Admits His Brain Was Cryogenically Frozen

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview that will air this Sunday, President Biden admits that, prior to the election this past November, he underwent a cryogenic treatment to preserve the few remaining cells in his brain. When asked by George Staphylo…

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Funny story: President Biden Warns Egypt That If They Attack Israel, The US Will Bomb and Destroy Every Damn Pyramid Within Their Border

President Biden Warns Egypt That If They Attack Israel, The US Will Bomb and Destroy Every Damn Pyramid Within Their Border

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that tensions in the Middle East are getting hotter than a prostitute with Icy Hot on her nether region. Word filtering out of Sand Land, is that Egypt is getting ready to launc…

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Funny story: Biden Suspends The Horses In The Haitian Border Fiasco

Biden Suspends The Horses In The Haitian Border Fiasco

D.C - Prez Biden suspended the horses that were involved in the Great Western rodeo roundup of Haitian migrants trying to cross the Texas border last week. Officially, it was the 'use of horses' at the border that got suspended, after viral vide…

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Funny story: President Biden Files a Huge Lawsuit Against Donald Trump on Behalf of All of The American Taxpayers

President Biden Files a Huge Lawsuit Against Donald Trump on Behalf of All of The American Taxpayers

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The United States Attorney General Merrick Garland, has just informed the news media that the US government has filed an $87.3 million lawsuit against Donald Jonathan Trump, the most evil, hateful, racist individual…

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Funny story: To Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever

To Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever

Washington, D.C.—Climate scientists all agree that food waste is a massive contributor to methane, which goddamnit, also causes global warming. Just in time for Glasgow's big COP26 Climate Meeting, Biden has a plan to make it all go away. And ye…

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