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Funny story: Mourinho stab-in-the-back attempt nothing new

Mourinho stab-in-the-back attempt nothing new

Galicia, Spain - Anybody who'd ever worked for Roman Abramovich would know the feeling. After all, the man branded by Boavista coach Jaime Pacheco in 2007 as 'sick and mentally retarded' has to be a favorite of footie wackjobs. However last Fri...

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Funny story: Mourinho refuses to acknowledge defeat

Mourinho refuses to acknowledge defeat

In the wake of his teams 5-0 thrashing at the hands of Barcelona, Real Madrid head coach Jose Mourinho has refused to acknowledge the result. Mourinho said, "It was obvious for all to see that we deserved the points and I am looking forward to mai...

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Funny story: Mourinho - You're Not Special Any More! - Barcelona 5 Real Madrid 0

Mourinho - You're Not Special Any More! - Barcelona 5 Real Madrid 0

Last night - Camp Nou, Barcelona, Catalunya - El Clasico - Barcelona v Real Madrid - The Special One, Jose Mourinho strolled confidently into Camp Nou, only to be found a few short hours later hiding in a kit bag as his team had been systematically t...

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Funny story: "The Chosen One" only wants Rooney if he learns proper English, mate!

"The Chosen One" only wants Rooney if he learns proper English, mate!

Jose Mourinho "The Chosen One" has shown interest in unsettled, once upon a time Superstar, Wayne Rooney. His club Real Madrid will do anything what Mourinho requests and have no problems offering Wayne a job at Real Madrid. There are though se...

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Funny story: 'Liverpool Are Getting Worse, Year By Year' - Jose Mourinho

'Liverpool Are Getting Worse, Year By Year' - Jose Mourinho

"You Can't Buy History" stated the flag at the recent Manchester City v Liverpool fixture - which City won 3-0 - but detractors insist that Liverpool have been living on past glories for far longer than most of their most ardent supporters would care...

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Funny story: Jose Mourinho Snubs Real Madrid For Portsmouth

Jose Mourinho Snubs Real Madrid For Portsmouth

Sources revealed today that Jose Mourinho has indeed quit as head coach of newly crowned European champions Inter Milan, but that he won't be going to Real Madrid after all. Because he's already signed a deal with newly relegated Portsmouth. It...

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Funny story: Jose Mourinho's Real of Fortune

Jose Mourinho's Real of Fortune

Jose Mourinho will lead out his Inter Milan side against Bayern Munich on Saturday to compete for the biggest prize in football. A coaching job at Real Madrid. First of all he needs his Italian side to defeat the German side in the final of tha...

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Funny story: Barcelona v Inter - Barca Robbed - Tosser Invades Pitch - United Fan Issues Warning

Barcelona v Inter - Barca Robbed - Tosser Invades Pitch - United Fan Issues Warning

Barca beat Inter 1-0, but lose 3-2 on aggregate in the Champions League. Despite some crap refereeing decisions. Barca had a late goal disallowed for a handball that never was. Fergus McCarthy lamented the fact that the match official wasn't offic...

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Funny story: Drog Off! - Mourinho Still The Special One!

Drog Off! - Mourinho Still The Special One!

In a veritable 'night of the stars' at Stamford Bridge, the eventual star of them all was ex-Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, who guided his Inter Milan team to a 1-0 victory on the night, 3-1 on aggregate. Chasing a one doal defecit from the first...

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Funny story: Jose Mourinho returns to Chelsea and tells the world "I have nothing to prove and only God (Sir Alex Ferguson) is above me"

Jose Mourinho returns to Chelsea and tells the world "I have nothing to prove and only God (Sir Alex Ferguson) is above me"

The "Special One" returns to Chelsea this evening and has already told everybody he has nothing to prove, in fact, Chelsea must prove too him how great he really was or get stuffed by Inter Milan and they will prove how great Jose still is. Jose i...

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Funny story: Police Hire Mourinho for Tactics Review

Police Hire Mourinho for Tactics Review

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson has called for a review of tactics in the wake of the protests at the G20 summit. The Met has hired former Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho as a Special Adviser, to help them tighten up the areas ide...

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Funny story: Alleged Mourinho assault investigated

Alleged Mourinho assault investigated

Inter Milan manager Jose Mourinho was being investigated by Greater Manchester Police today, after allegedly assaulting himself after the Champions' League match at Old Trafford. Witnesses said they heard Mourinho shout to himself: 'I am the chose...

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Funny story: Jose Mourinho Punches Manchester United Tosser In Face, Allegedly

Jose Mourinho Punches Manchester United Tosser In Face, Allegedly

Controversy is something never very far away from former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho, now in charge at Inter Milan, and the Special One was in trouble again this morning, after it was alleged he had struck a Manchester United supporter in the face whe...

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Funny story: Mourinho Spends Night Locked In Toilet

Mourinho Spends Night Locked In Toilet

It has been reported that Jose Mourinho, head coach of Internazionale Milan, and formerly of Chelsea and Porto, spent last night locked in the toilet of his Cheshire hotel suite ahead of tonight's Champions League second leg knockout tie against Manc...

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Funny story: Beckham And Mourinho For Chelsea?

Beckham And Mourinho For Chelsea?

David Beckham, the LA Galaxy star currently on loan to AC Milan, is this morning the subject of further transfer speculation, after it was reported that he was involved in a secret conversation with Inter Milan boss Jose Mourinho at the weekend. M...

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Funny story: Scolari sacked - Mourinho to return

Scolari sacked - Mourinho to return

Scolari sacked - Mourinho to returnPhil Scolari, the well respected manager of Chelsea, has been sacked tonight by club owner Roman Abramovich. The "Blues" managed to overcome a 1-0 deficit to beat unrated Southend United 4-1 in tonight replayed FA C...

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Funny story: BNP List Contains Names Of Several Portuguese Police Officers, Cristiano Ronaldo And Jose Mourinho, Amongst Others

BNP List Contains Names Of Several Portuguese Police Officers, Cristiano Ronaldo And Jose Mourinho, Amongst Others

A list containing the names and addresses of millions of BNP members has been posted on the internet causing embarrassment and concern for, amongst others, officers of the Portuguese police that handled the Madeleine McCann case, and some top sportin...

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