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Funny story: Peter Andre filmed shouting angry comments about Jordan

Peter Andre filmed shouting angry comments about Jordan

Peter Andre has been filmed venting his fury about the actions and inactions of Jordan. Speaking in front of a room packed with fans and reporters, he spent twenty minutes venting his celebtrity spleen. "I find the whole issue deeply upsetting...

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Funny story: Katie Price cuts her rate

Katie Price cuts her rate

As a result of her break up from Peter André, Katie Price has been told that she must halve the rates she charges for personal recommendations, talk show appearances, writing drivel for tabloid newspapers,cheap celebrity magazines and all other Jorda...

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Funny story: Gangrene vagina-brain Jordan is the new Heather Mills

Gangrene vagina-brain Jordan is the new Heather Mills

London - (Big Booby Mess): Bosomed-enhanced alkie and compulsive attention milker Katie Price is the new Heather Mills. The 31 year-old reality TV hasbeen has overtaken vegan nutter Heather as the nation's favorite harridan according to a Celeb Z-...

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Funny story: Katie Price At Parental Advice Clinic

Katie Price At Parental Advice Clinic

Katie Price (aka as Jordan or Booberella) and one-time singer Peter Andre were once the toast of British Chav society and their love seemed as eternal as that of equally class act Jack Tweed and Jade Goody. Katie herself once said, "I would wait or s...

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Funny story: Peter Andre tells Jordan to go F*ck Herself

Peter Andre tells Jordan to go F*ck Herself

ATPN, London - Peter Andre, spurned lover of former page 3 silicone ridden Jordan IfThePriceIsRight (aka Katie), vowed this week to sue the bitch for hinting that he'd hidden another lover in the dungeon of their Brighton lovenest. "What she's sai...

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Funny story: Katie Price has a new Willie to play with

Katie Price has a new Willie to play with

Leaving her marital woes behind her - or Peter and the kids as they are sometimes referred to - Katie Price has taken a break from her punishing schedule of shopping, self-publicity and partying. Ms Price has now returned to her new house in a pop...

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Funny story: Jordan Breaks Down In TV Interview - Suffers Tear Duct Failure

Jordan Breaks Down In TV Interview - Suffers Tear Duct Failure

Uber breasted one time glamour model, reality TV contestant, reality TV show starlet, party girl, and alleged slapper, Jordan, sensationally broke down in a British Network TV exclusive interview with former newspaper editor (fired for being a twat a...

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Funny story: Katie Price admits she's been well ridden since leaving Peter

Katie Price admits she's been well ridden since leaving Peter

The Katie Price/Peter Andre saga moves on yet another step with the admission by Katie Price that she has had some really good rides since her split, or to give its official title, 'publicity stunt', from Peter André. In a frank interview with a m...

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Funny story: Pete sells arse to pay for divorce from Jordan

Pete sells arse to pay for divorce from Jordan

Peter Andre, the sexy singer with the toned abs and impossibly thick hair is desperately trying to raise the money to pay for his divorce from Jordan, the one time, model, actress, singer author, fund raiser, horse rider, fashion icon, binge drinker...

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Funny story: Katie Price follows childhood dream to become a Nun

Katie Price follows childhood dream to become a Nun

Glamour model Katie Price AKA Jordan, 32, has announced she is becoming a nun after her recent split with husband Peter Andre. Price, who was born a Catholic but has never practiced, has spent the last two weeks in negotiation with Bishop Tutu on...

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Funny story: Pete Goes Into Hiding As Jordan Flies Home

Pete Goes Into Hiding As Jordan Flies Home

Broken man, Peter Andre today enlisted the help of a spoof.com reporting team to help him to hide from estranged wife, the formidable Jordan, who returned to the UK from the Seychelles to deal with the couple's increasingly acrimonious divorce. Pe...

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Funny story: Katie Jordan Price - Her Right Breast Speaks Out!

Katie Jordan Price - Her Right Breast Speaks Out!

Tits can't actually speak, we all know that, but here at the Spoof.com we managed to locate a 'Titty Psychic' who was able to communicate with Jordan/Katie's right tit through looking at a series of revealing photographs of the trash queen and drawin...

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Funny story: Jordan - The Truth Behind My Split with Peter

Jordan - The Truth Behind My Split with Peter

In an exclusive interview with me, during which she surprisingly failed to get her norks out, glamour model and media whore Katie Price has exclusively revealed the reason for her tragic and highly-paid split with extravagantly-abdominaled failed popster Peter Andre. Katie, 34GG, has exclusively revealed the kiss-and-tell details of her torrid affair with a senior House of Commons official, and...

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Funny story: Peter Andre blames Pope and Vatican for his divorce

Peter Andre blames Pope and Vatican for his divorce

In a dramatic statement issued today, Peter Andre has firmly laid the blame for his marriage break up at the feet of the Pope and the Vatican, although even he realises that the Vatican doesn't in fact have feet. He says it has metres. In the stat...

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Funny story: Katie Jordan Price - Another Man Involved Shock

Katie Jordan Price - Another Man Involved Shock

Quelle surprise! - Breaking news suggests that uber-breasted topless model - cum - girl-next-door A List celeb Katie Price aka Jordan has been touting her wares with equestrian instructor Andrew Gould, 28, who had a chart hit in the 1970's with 'Neve...

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Funny story: Katie and Peter back together again

Katie and Peter back together again

In the heady world of showbiz, nothing is static, especially a sentence like this. In a dramatic turn of events, it seems that Katie and Peter have cancelled their plans for their separation and are joining up again. Er. Hold on, no, it seems t...

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Funny story: Peter Andre Asking For Jordan's Tits As Part Of Divorce Settlement

Peter Andre Asking For Jordan's Tits As Part Of Divorce Settlement

Peter Andre has made a surprise request as part of his divorce settlement with Katie Price aka Jordan; the diminutive Aussie singer has told his lawyer that he would very much like custody of Jordan's tits. Andre, 36, and Price aka Jordan, have be...

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