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Funny story: Brandy and Woss to Stand Trial at the Hague and Fight 'Telephone Prank' Death Sentence Calls!

Brandy and Woss to Stand Trial at the Hague and Fight 'Telephone Prank' Death Sentence Calls!

Unfunny junkie Russell Brandy and complete tw*t Jonathan Woss will stand trial at The Hague for the Radio 2 prank calls they made to Faulty Towers extra Andrew Suchs. With the announcement by the Beeb this morning that they had referred the case t...

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Funny story: Study Shows the Drunken, Suicidal Manuel of FT Fame Was Less Retarded than Ross and Brand Combined!

Study Shows the Drunken, Suicidal Manuel of FT Fame Was Less Retarded than Ross and Brand Combined!

British Comic Actor Andrew Sachs who entertained millions with his sympathetic portrayal of Faulty Towers' Manuel the Mexican Drunk Suicidal Chef agreed to have his intelligence tested while in his old character. The same study included IQ exams of s...

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Funny story: Russell Brand A F*cking Wanker, Says Andrew Sachs

Russell Brand A F*cking Wanker, Says Andrew Sachs

Andrew Sachs, the actor who so brilliantly portrayed Spanish waiter, Manuel, in Fawlty Towers, has reacted angrily to a prank telephone call Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross made to him on 18 October during Brand's radio show. Sachs was unavailabl...

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Funny story: Clooney "Judy Finnigan's Tits have Ruined my Love Life"

Clooney "Judy Finnigan's Tits have Ruined my Love Life"

In a sensational outburst on UK television, enigmatic commitment phobic George Clooney has revealed that he hasn't had an orgasm with a woman since the Millenium. Clooney (47), the second sexiest man on the planet whose thumbs are reportedly insu...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross saves 2,500 Jobs at the Beeb

Jonathan Ross saves 2,500 Jobs at the Beeb

Presenter Jonathan Ross did the honourable thing today Friday 19th October 2007 by resigning and saving 2,500 jobs which where under threat at the BBC.

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross blames Harry's erection on Fearne Cotton interview fiasco

Jonathan Ross blames Harry's erection on Fearne Cotton interview fiasco

London - (Ass Mess): BBC presenter Jonathan Ross has blamed awkward scenes in Fearne Cotton's TV interview with the young princes (sic) on Harry suddenly developing an erection in the middle of the interview "because as everybody knows Har...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal

Jonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal

BBC presenter Jonathan Ross is back in the hot water for his apparent fixation with male masturbation.

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Funny story: Spiderman 3 Flops At The Box Office

Spiderman 3 Flops At The Box Office

The latest instalment in the Spiderman series has flopped at the box office, with cinemas empty all over the country since its release date last Friday. Spiderman 3 completely "bombed" in B...

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Funny story: John Revolta: how Scientology has kept me out of dole queue

John Revolta: how Scientology has kept me out of dole queue

London - (Assinine Press): John Revolta has told a BBC chat show host that if it wasn't for Scientology his tacky eighties-style toupee would have been outed years ago as a tatoo cover-up on his hairless pate spelling out I Am A Tosser.

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Funny story: Dib Dib Dib? More Like Fib Fib Fib!

Dib Dib Dib? More Like Fib Fib Fib!

Well beat me with a wet lettuce and call me Shirley!...

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Funny story: Big Two Line Up In Chat wars

Big Two Line Up In Chat wars

In a sensational showbiz stand-off today it looks as if two of the top chat show hosts in the country could be coming to blows.

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Funny story: The Handbags and The Glad Rags

The Handbags and The Glad Rags

Top paper industry executive David Brent has confessed that the hit BBC comedy series The Office was not in fact a comedy show after all but was actually a cinéma véritée piece.

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