Reports that Chelsea and England full back Ashley Cole has had a psychiatrist visit as he recuperates from his broken ankle in France do not necessarily signify that he is losing his mind. So says a written statement, allegedly penned by Chelsea c...
Guru and Holyman, Nithyananda Swami, has been caught on video doing what most Indian Holymen should never do, bunking it up with two women in bed. The "Horny Holy Man" was shown having raunchy sex sessions with the two women and his devoted follow...
Cheryl Cole, wife of England left back Ashley Cole and close friend of Sarah Harding out of Girls Aloud expressed an air of indifference when she saw John Terry's much talked about Mohawk haircut. Mrs Cole did not liken the haircut in any way to t...
Despite appeals from Wayne Rooney before the game, England fans started booing controversial ex-skipper John Terry within seconds of the kick off in the friendly international fixture with Egypt. Which England went on to win 3-1 Terry was jeere...
Insiders in the Chelsea and England camps today confirmed that the Mohawk haircut sported by Chelsea skipper John Terry in the defeat to Manchester City last weekend, will be fully grown by the time the World Cup kicks off in South Africa. There w...
Wayne Bridge is convinced he did the right thing by avoiding John Terry's hand at Stamford Bridge on Saturday. Wayne was quite aware where Terry has had his hand in the past (down the knickers of his partner, Miss Perroncel!) and thought it wouldn...
Pharmacists around the world admit that sales of Viagra have been down ever since Swedish Olympic Sensation Ivana Phuque begin captivating crowds at the Vancouver Winter Games. The blonde bombshell, who performs braless in her tight, white lycra top...
In a move that has surprised absolutely nobody, Girls Aloud "celebrity" wife Cheryl "he's like a brother to me" Cole is set to divorce her trophy husband Ashley Cole. Cole made the announcement recently, after much speculation that her husband had...
London - (Offside Mess): Have a fiendish she-devil's pheromones cursed the brains of Chelsea Football Club players? Management was forced to call in FA 'ghostbusters' after a spectral apparition was seen in the players' steam-room. Cackling hor...
Wayne Bridge has pulled out! The left back says he does not want to shoot and he has opted for spilling it on the City of Manchester turf. "I don't want sloppy seconds. Ashley Cole, John Terry, all the others, they've all got stuck in before me. The...
Rio Ferdinand, the Manchester United defender who recently found himself the unwitting recipient of John Terry's misfortune when the Chelsea star was relieved of the England team captaincy, himself had the misfortune to lose the armband on Sunday - b...
Mimi Le Boeuf 49, real name Sandra Flisspap of Newington Butts claimed that the famous - and fabulously wealthy - Chelsea duo were "stupid jerks" when it came down to selecting partners with whom to conduct extra-marital dalliances, and that their ch...
LONDON - Once upon a time in merry ole' England Cheryl and Ashley Cole were the land of Shakespeare's most popular and happiest couple, other than Charlie and Cammy of course. But then the cold, frigid, British biting winter wind hit and it litera...
Ashley Cole has done it again! Always a threat around the box, Cole arrived late and he really doesn't miss from there. This brings his career tally to 100, placing him comfortably ahead of team mates John Terry, Frank Lampard and Joe Cole (no relati...
John and Toni Terry arrived back in the UK yesterday from their Dubai sojourn, pretending to keep a low profile, but happily, if somewhat awkwardly posing for paparrazi like any normal married couple. To all outward appearances it would appear tha...
When things start to go wrong, it sometimes feels like the whole world is going to cave in, and that's how it must seem to Chelsea skipper John Terry at the moment after a new scandal prepared to do the rounds in the Sunday tabloids this morning.
John Terry has apparently sent his wife Toni large boxes of Terrys All Gold Chocolates, some flowers and a copy of the hit record by Hot Chocolate It started with a kiss, I never thought it would come to this. When I spoke to John this morning I a...
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