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Funny story: John McCain: Don't Believe Anything I Say Anymore

John McCain: Don't Believe Anything I Say Anymore

In a bold move to assure his re-election as Arizona state senator in November, John McCain has adopted a new stance on everything. He's even claiming that he never was a maverick even though there are hours of news footage of him during the 2008 elec...

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Funny story: Crazy John McCain offers to pose nude with his veep choice 'Runnin Bear' Sarah Palin

Crazy John McCain offers to pose nude with his veep choice 'Runnin Bear' Sarah Palin

Crazy John McCain was mightily salivating at the thought of a nude Sarah Palin. He told reporters gathered in his hometown: "She may say she's a Mama Grizzly but I picked her as my running mate because I thought she was a foxy vixen and I dreamed...

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Funny story: Toothless old virgins pose for nude calendar to fund Crazy John McCain's 5th senatorial run

Toothless old virgins pose for nude calendar to fund Crazy John McCain's 5th senatorial run

"Hags for John" - a staunchly Republican group of toothless old geriatric virgins posed for a nude calendar to raise funds for their guy "Crazy" John McCain - the man who almost became Prez. Miss January - Droopy-Tits Tessa flashed her gums as she...

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Funny story: John McCain Says The Jersey Shores' "Snooki" Is Way Too Pretty To Go To Prison

John McCain Says The Jersey Shores' "Snooki" Is Way Too Pretty To Go To Prison

BISBEE, Arizona - Senator John McCain, was in the bordertown of Bisbee talking to a convention of The Old Retired Saguaro Cactus Harvesters of Arizona when he was asked a rather unusual question. McCain, was asked what he thought about the fact th...

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Funny story: Political Shocker - John McCain to wed Taylor Swift!

Political Shocker - John McCain to wed Taylor Swift!

WASHINGTON DC (ABSNN) -- In a shocker of a press release, Seantor John McCain (R) AZ, revealed today that he and country music songbird Taylor Swift will marry this coming October, just prior to the Arizona election that will determine if McCain will...

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Funny story: Senator John McCain Blasts Tax Money Spent Giving Cocaine to Monkeys

Senator John McCain Blasts Tax Money Spent Giving Cocaine to Monkeys

(Washington, DC) Republican Senators John McCain and Tom Coburn Released a report today titled "Summertime Blues." The report lists 100 projects funded under the $862 billion stimulus bill. Senator McCain (R-AZ), who lost the presidential race to...

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Funny story: Moose Fever Grips the Nation

Moose Fever Grips the Nation

In the wake of Sarah Palin's continuing surge in popularity following the 2008 election, the nation has been caught up in "moose mania." Images of Palin hovering over a moose kill in Alaska have electrified the NRA's membership. Bumper stickers sayin...

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Funny story: Senator John McCain Says The Rumors About Him Having Carnal Knowledge of The Jersey Shore's "Snooki" Are "Bahooki"

Senator John McCain Says The Rumors About Him Having Carnal Knowledge of The Jersey Shore's "Snooki" Are "Bahooki"

PHOENIX - Senator John McCain, speaking from one of his wife Cindy's seven mansions has flat out denied that he has any carnal knowledge of "Snooki" aka Nicole Polizzi, who appears on the reality show The Jersey Shore. McCain, who will tell you th...

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Funny story: Trigger Happy Senator John McCain

Trigger Happy Senator John McCain

Critical of the cautious U.S. position of not practicing loose canon diplomacy, Senator John McCain (formerly known as The Maverick) tried to kick start an international incident, (and another war in the middle east) by saying that the U.S. keeps poi...

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Funny story: Senator McCain Won't Dance

Senator McCain Won't Dance

Kicking off his dance slippers, Senator John McCain announced he won't dance for the rest of the year - Really? Still fuming about losing the Presidential election to Barack Obama, Senator McCain is in an added snit over passage of the Health Care...

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Funny story: President, Congress Amazed As Lake Changes Smell, Shape Every Few Weeks

President, Congress Amazed As Lake Changes Smell, Shape Every Few Weeks

A lake near Washington, DC has many of those in congress puzzled by it's constant changing in shape and how it smells. Senator John McCain, who lost in the last Presidential campaign to President Barack Obama, told reporters that the rumors are tr...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Simultaneously Throws Hat In Arizona Ring and John McCain Under the Bus

Sarah Palin Simultaneously Throws Hat In Arizona Ring and John McCain Under the Bus

It started with the McCain-Hayworth Race being a choice between a two types of Republican mega-jerks. Now John McCain even has competition from his former Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin for his Arizona Senatorial seat. Sarah Palin has d...

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Funny story: Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude

Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude

NOGALES, Arizona - Senator John McCain's wife, Cindy and their daughter Meghan were in town visiting one of Mrs. McCain's seven mansions. Mother and daughter had a great time enjoying the noon-time Mexican food buffet at Senor Pancho Villa's Mexic...

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Funny story: Meghan McCain Proclaims Men Prefer A Plastic Rack To A Real Rack

Meghan McCain Proclaims Men Prefer A Plastic Rack To A Real Rack

YUMA, Arizona - Meghan McCain speaking to the annual convention of The Young Republican Teens of America (13-15) stated that there are two things that she has recently observed about men. The first is that men can be watching four different footba...

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Funny story: Zombies Campaign for Right to Vote

Zombies Campaign for Right to Vote

Monroeville, PA - A group calling itself 'Deadizens of America' has been campaigning vigorously for the right to vote. The group, led by Morgana Entwhistle, has been protesting in front of the Monroeville Mall holding signs and placards for over...

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Funny story: Arizona Hunters Lost in Wilderness Searching for John McCain's House

Arizona Hunters Lost in Wilderness Searching for John McCain's House

A massive search is underway for 25 to 30 hunters stranded in sub-freezing conditions somewhere in the northern Arizona wilderness. Rescue teams from the Coconino County Sheriff's Department and other agencies have canvassed the region in hopes of...

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Funny story: Ex-Girl Chaz Bono Thrilled He Now Has To Shave His Face Once A Week

Ex-Girl Chaz Bono Thrilled He Now Has To Shave His Face Once A Week

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Sonny and Cher's ex-daughter, now son, Chaz Bono has happily revealed that he now has to shave his face once a week. Bono, who tips the scales at 303, (literally), said that he is enjoying being one of the 'guys.' He said that...

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