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Funny story: Milosevic Unwell So It's Edwards

Milosevic Unwell So It's Edwards

John Kerry, foiled in his attempt to outsource the vice presidency, has opted for Senator John Edwards.

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Funny story: New candidate raids Kerry's Veep call

New candidate raids Kerry's Veep call

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a strange campaign happening, public support for a man named Kerry Edwards in the '04 Presidential race surfaced just moments after candidate John Kerry opened a rally in Pittsburgh.

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Funny story: John Kerry Announces VEEP

John Kerry Announces VEEP

Presidential hopefull John Kerry announced today that his pick for his Vice President would be none other then current President George Bush. Asked to explain his pick, Kerry told reporters that since his and President Bush's policies are so clo...

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Funny story: Kerry to Outlaw Child Smacking

Kerry to Outlaw Child Smacking

John Kerry has confirmed that any child who receives a smack from their parents may file suit for child abuse. A Kerry camp spokesman said that parents would henceforth be encouraged to buy Dr Phil's : Child Psychology the early Years. It's...

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Funny story: Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

An unidentified Middle-East source reports that John Kerry and Osama bin Laden are actually one and the same. "Don't be fooled by the size of Kerry's head; it is actually bin Laden with his turban under a life-like mask," stated one State official. "Because of Kerry's relative obscurity and lack of real personality, it was easy to pull this off," cited that same...

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Funny story: Kerry Cloning Bombshell - Reagan as VEEP?

Kerry Cloning Bombshell - Reagan as VEEP?

In an unexpected and unprecedented move, John Kerry, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee is expected to announce that a clone of former President Ronald Reagan will be his running mate in this November's general election. The clone, which...

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Funny story: Neo-Cons Fail In Their Bid to Remove Bush From the Ticket

Neo-Cons Fail In Their Bid to Remove Bush From the Ticket

President Bush spent the better part of his day today reassessing his Presidency and thanking John Kerry for assisting his bid to retain the Republican nomination.. "I'm not sure that I would have done the same thing if the shoe was on the o...

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Funny story: Kerry's name spelled correctly at rally

Kerry's name spelled correctly at rally

DANFORTH, Ind. -- Presidential candidate John Kerry was elated on a campaign stump through the Midwest to discover that all of the signs that support him spelled his name correctly.

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Funny story: Kerry Names Woody Allen as Running Mate

Kerry Names Woody Allen as Running Mate

In a surprise move that left some political analysts scratching their heads, John Kerry today named the well-known and irreverent actor and director Woody Allen as his running mate.

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Funny story: Crafty Kerry Woos Voters

Crafty Kerry Woos Voters

Pittsburgh, PA, June 15, 2004. In a crafty move to win voter support for the November election, John Kerry announced that the first 26,000,000 voters casting their ballot for him would not have to pay their 2004 Federal Income Taxes. In an a...

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Funny story: November Election Results: Anyone But Bush beats George W. Bush

November Election Results: Anyone But Bush beats George W. Bush

Nov. 10, 2004-- Anyone B. Bush (formerly known as John Kerry) won the American Presidential Election yesterday by beating George W. Bush. "I'm so happy I changed my name," said Mr. Anyone B. Bush, "it made all the difference in nam...

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Funny story: Rev. Kerry to Replace Billy Graham

Rev. Kerry to Replace Billy Graham

Charlotte North Carolina (AP) The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association announced this morning that Rev. John Kerry will be replacing the aging Dr. Graham. "We have been searching for a new leader for the Crusade for over a year. Our hearts and...

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Funny story: Kerry claims Bush stole his act

Kerry claims Bush stole his act

SEATTLE, Wash. - Democratic-nominee-to-be John Kerry has admitted that President Bush is now doing everything the way Kerry said the President should do things and is therefore making Kerry's candidacy moot.

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Funny story: Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

WASHINGTON (CNN) - Cable News Network news anchor Paula Zahn had an unusual interview Wednesday evening with presidential candidate John Kerry. Discussing the event with Comedy Central's Jon Stewart, the beautiful star of the CNN newsroom said that t...

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Funny story: Bush Garners Jewish Support - Kerry announces African-American Ancestry

Bush Garners Jewish Support - Kerry announces African-American Ancestry

President Bush achieved a coup over Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry, or John K. Kohn when he received support from a Jewish lobbying group. As Bush said, "I support any group that fights terrorism even if it uses terrorist tactics. I b...

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Funny story: Same-Sex Marriages in Massachusetts: John Kerry Nods, Jay Leno Amused, George Bush Not.

Same-Sex Marriages in Massachusetts: John Kerry Nods, Jay Leno Amused, George Bush Not.

The world's greatest flip-floppin', backflippin', backspinnin', breakdancin' former acrobat turned politician and Democratic presidential hopeful John Kerry, (AKA "The Artful Dodger") today announced he supports gay marriages.

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Funny story: Kerry Dumps Depp, Chooses Jay Leno

Kerry Dumps Depp, Chooses Jay Leno

In a complete surprise to everyone, including himself, John Kerry has already dropped Johnny Depp and chosen Jay Leno to be his VP in the upcoming general erection. When asked about this perplexing decision, Kerry said: "It's in Jay's ch...

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