All you newly-graduated business college graduates, listen up. There is no longer a need to go out and spend a fortune on expensive power suits and dresses in order to look your best at that all-important job interview, if, in fact, you actually do land an all-important job interview. A sharp increase in telecommuting has had an impact on the way most people dress for success. For most, all tha...
Dear Sir, I am an astronaught, but unwilling to travel. I have been coming to the job centre for many months without success. When will you introduce a NASA section? Yours Frustrated Buz Lightheaded Dear Sir, I was made redundant from my job as a bell ringer. I came to the job centre and despite some difficulties, your staff managed to get me work at St Pauls Cathederal. They h...
Affidavit Of Rodney Lee Mitchell Jr. (ID. Badge #7757) AKA.: Ron Leddy (funNgames) My Nightmare Job At Goodwill Industries Part 1. I worked for Goodwill Industries from March 22, 2010 to April 24, 2010 and I would like to tell you a bit about my experience there. First off, I would like to say that it was one of the most chaotic and stressful jobs that I personally have ever had and I...
In an effort to cut budgets by a quarter, central government has asked local governments to cut inessential jobs from their payroll. The call comes after Bedlington Council were discovered to be employing cheerleaders to go around local events and...
Famous actresses and fashion models are busy people. So, when it comes to that time of month, they'd rather concentrate on other things. Which is where you come in. As a trained Tampon Insertion Technician it will be your job to see there are no messy accidents. No previous experience necessary as full training is provided. You don't even need any educational qualifications. Just good eyes...
The third Secretary to the second Secretary to the permanent Under Secretary, of the secretary of the Minister of State for Work and Pensions, announced this week that in an effort to protect the Government from irresponsible claims for compensation, a 'National Job Centre Disclaimer' is to be introduced. This is to be presented to unemployed personages, in 25 languages, Braille, and gobbledygook.
SACRAMENTO, California - Meg Whitman, the fourth richest woman in California, bought the state's Republican nomination for governor yesterday. Too bad she didn't get it on eBuy, because she might have gotten a better deal - Whitman reportedly spen...
According to the latest news regarding job opportunities: "Demand for Qualified Policing Professionals According to Job Futures Canada the retirement rate among Policing Careers is higher than average. That means great opportunities for talented new recruits! There is currently a 0% unemployment rate for qualified Police Professionals in this country. As a trained Police Officer you'll be ab...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown today spoke of his fears of a Conservative government and how it might affect the jobs market. "If you vote Conservative, then I will be out of a job. So will some of my friends, like Harriet, Peter and of course Alistair.
The Conservatives have put forth a proposal to solve the problems many small businesses face when employing 'young adults', or teenagers as we used to call them. Many employers face huge financial losses when lazy, disinterested and bored young st...
It's true, a CSI Agency is in place in Canada to screen your prospective employees. They offer complete police checks on individuals who apply for jobs. ID's are scrutinized. No stone is left unturned. The CSI recently paid $5m for a study to be carried out. They discovered what ANY person applying for a job already knew for free. They discovered that around 30% of information on resumes...
Today, I met the head of the WU (Workers' Union), Taffy McScab. The WU have recently organised a number of strikes across the UK, from Devon cheesemakers to Scottish sheep-shagging holiday tour guides. Me: Hello, Mr MrScab. TM: Hi. Me: So, you've had a number of successful strikes recently. TM: That we have. Chuffing great they were and all. Me: What exactly have you achieved with t...
Army vets were shocked to learn today they would not be considered for employment by a local business man who said he preferred to hire pedophiles and convicted drug dealers instead. The man, who can not be named due to a ruling confirmed by the E...
"He had been acting strangely since day one, lurking around behind clothes racks and spending a lot of time watching the security monitors in the back room," said Quentin Newbry, acting store manager for Jamieson's Supermarket in La Puente,Ca. Gu...
WASHINGTON-In a landmark decision, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (*Retire Aged People Ea...
When the CEO of Sun used Twitter to announce (actually he did it through poetry!) his resignation, it started an important trend for human resource departments all over the world. Out are long, detailed memos to and from human resources. In are twee...
Despite the recent December job loss announcement, employers remain upbeat about the future in 2010 and their ability to recover quickly once the economy shows signs of growth. Speaking to a joint congressional sub-committee on Economic Growth, se...
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