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Funny story: Mysterious last page of Bible found

Mysterious last page of Bible found

Cairo - Among the winding alleyways of Cairo's medieval old town, nestled between the coffee shops and spice stalls, sits the small souvenier shop of Mr Ali Mahmoud.

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Funny story: Vatican to open luxury brothels

Vatican to open luxury brothels

Rome - Astonishing news from Vatican city today, as Monsignor Alphonse Di Vachi, head of a papal commission, looking into ways for the Vatican to maximise falling profits, startled believers and atheists alike when he announced that his new report wo...

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Funny story: Foreskin of Christ found!

Foreskin of Christ found!

Jerusalem - Amazing news from Jerusalem today as a team of Isreali archeologists from the Unviversity of Tel Aviv, sensationally confirmed that the foreskin of the infant baby Jesus, known to followers throughout the world as the "Christ" h...

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Funny story: Gays Unite Jews, Muslims and Christians

Gays Unite Jews, Muslims and Christians

It was deja vu in Durham today for gays who organized a gay pride march through city streets. In a strange turn of events similar to what happened back in November of this year in the city of Jerusalem, gays ended up turning the table and uniting thr...

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Funny story: Carolina Football's Jehovah Defends Hiring Son Jesus As Offensive Line Coach

Carolina Football's Jehovah Defends Hiring Son Jesus As Offensive Line Coach

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. - The new chief of the University of North Carolina's football program is under fire from team boosters for choosing his own son as offensive line coach.

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Funny story: Israel Becomes Islamic Nation

Israel Becomes Islamic Nation

TEL AVIV (Reuters)-- Widespread criticism of Israel in the Arab and Islamic world eased dramatically on Tuesday when Israel's Prime Minister Ehud Olmert declared that Israel "was now an Islamic nation."...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?

Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?

(Los Angeles-CA) At a press conference held in front of the New York City's temple Rodolph Shalom, Paris Hilton, part time celebrity and full time masturbation fodder to scores of Internet surfing 12 year old males, announced, "I will not ha...

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Funny story: Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

WASHINGTON, DC -- Rabbi Jacob Baer stood before his congregation at Temple Sinai on Military Road yesterday morning, poised to perform a ritual that he had perfected just hours before. On a long table before him were a silver bowl, a small dark blue...

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Funny story: Iran Becomes Jewish State

Iran Becomes Jewish State

TEHRAN (Reuters), International concerns about Iran's uranium enrichment program suddenly eased on Friday when Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared that his country is now a Jewish state.

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Funny story: Israel wipes out Iran

Israel wipes out Iran

A day after the Iranian President said Israel must be wiped out, the Jewish nation struck back and wiped out the Islamic country in a dramatic move that will surely have international ramifications.

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Funny story: Bush Garners Jewish Support - Kerry announces African-American Ancestry

Bush Garners Jewish Support - Kerry announces African-American Ancestry

President Bush achieved a coup over Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry, or John K. Kohn when he received support from a Jewish lobbying group. As Bush said, "I support any group that fights terrorism even if it uses terrorist tactics. I b...

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Funny story: Kerry, Seeking Jewish Votes, Roots, Changes Family Name Back to "Kohn"; Polls Go Haywire

Kerry, Seeking Jewish Votes, Roots, Changes Family Name Back to "Kohn"; Polls Go Haywire

(Boston, Massachusetts) Democratic presidential candidate John F. Kerry has changed his name to "John F. Kohn", saying that he wishes to both acknowledge his Jewish roots, and also convince wavering Jewish voters that "their rightful...

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Funny story: Time Warps

Time Warps

Hey! Like I was finally getting to where I could visit a synagogue in the first place and remembering not to where a crucifix in the second place. I mean, like, this was a big step forward for me. Some Jewish folks could even visit Mass; that was really something. Then, all of a sudden, in between genuflects and communion, Mel Gibson gets a message from the Holy Ghost and before you know it, i...

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Funny story: US Presidential Candidate Comes Out, May Re-Enter Race

US Presidential Candidate Comes Out, May Re-Enter Race

U.S. Presidential hopeful Joe Lieberman made a shocking revelation yesterday only hours after withdrawing from the race for the U.S. Presidency when he announced that he's "not really Jewish."...

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