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Funny story: John Mayer and Jessica Simpson Split over "N-Word" Debacle

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson Split over "N-Word" Debacle

Though John Mayer is still embroiled in controversy over his use of a racial slur in a recent Playboy Magazine interview, Jessica Simpson added to Mayer's troubles by ending their relationship after his interview was made public. Though Mayer coul...

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Funny story: Daddy Simpson And Daughters Jessica And Ashlee To Star in The Sit-Com, Pops And The Lip Syncers

Daddy Simpson And Daughters Jessica And Ashlee To Star in The Sit-Com, Pops And The Lip Syncers

HOLLYWOOD - It has just been announced that the Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee will be starring in a situation comedy with their father Joe Simpson. Spokesperson, Tully Figgsticker stated that the show which will be set in Dallas is called Po...

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Funny story: Lohan Donates Private Drug Stash to Doctors Without Borders, Doubling Merck Contributions

Lohan Donates Private Drug Stash to Doctors Without Borders, Doubling Merck Contributions

Haiti is the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. It has suffered from a history of political violence that reaches back to the 1950s when "Papa Doc" and "Baby Doc" Duvalier purged the military, installed rural militias and subjugated Haitians...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's New Bed Partner Loves It

Jessica Simpson's New Bed Partner Loves It

Replacing Tony Romo, Billy Corgan and John Mayer could be a hard job but apparently from all the recent reports, Sammy has done the job. It's a long way from today's top Cowboy to a lovable dog but Jessica Simpson says she prefers the snuggles fr...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift To Star In The Movie "Pants On The Ground"

Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift To Star In The Movie "Pants On The Ground"

HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Lautner has just announced that he and his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift have both signed to star in the new Pollenzo Pamparatti film, Pants On The Ground. The Sand Castle Motion Picture Company film is loosely based on the life of...

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Funny story: Romo Reconnects with Simpson for 2010 Season

Romo Reconnects with Simpson for 2010 Season

With disastrous results from the 2009 NFL playoffs still looming in the background, Tony Romo was left to ponder what exactly had gone wrong this season. While the Cowboys franchise blamed Jessica Simpson for distracting Romo last year, Romo apparen...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson: "That'll Teach Him (Tony Romo) To Dump Me The Day Before My Birthday!"

Jessica Simpson: "That'll Teach Him (Tony Romo) To Dump Me The Day Before My Birthday!"

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson had just stepped off the plane from Minneapolis at Los Angeles' LAX Airport when this reporter asked her how she was doing. Jessica grinned and said that she was doing much better now. When asked to explain she replie...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Clobbered By The Minnesota Vikings - Owner Jerry Jones May Fire Himself

Dallas Cowboys Clobbered By The Minnesota Vikings - Owner Jerry Jones May Fire Himself

MINNEAPOLIS - The Minnesota Vikings soundly trounced the Dallas Cowboys 34-3. No one has been able to figure out why, but for some inexplicable reason the Cowboys left their offensive line and their whole defensive team in Texas. Quarterback Tony...

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Funny story: TV Station Announces New Reality Show: Win a Bubblebath With Jessica Simpson

TV Station Announces New Reality Show: Win a Bubblebath With Jessica Simpson

Down-with-the-kids TV has announced that a new reality gameshow will debut on the former music video network in early March. "Win a Bubblebath With Jessica Simpson" will be seen weekly on Fridays at ten p.m. E.S.T. and is expected to build a softeni...

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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Defends Jessica Simpson

Rev. Al Sharpton Defends Jessica Simpson

TUPELO, Mississippi - The Rev. Al Sharpton was in town speaking before a conference of The African-American Black Coalition To Unite And Form A Black Alliance. He was asked if he felt that black people in the south were finally being treated fairl...

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Funny story: Philadelphia Eagles Hire Jessica Simpson For Playoff Game

Philadelphia Eagles Hire Jessica Simpson For Playoff Game

The Philadelphia Eagles will travel to Dallas to play against the Cowboys in the first round of the NFL playoffs. In a surprise move, the Eagles signed a new person to their team this morning. It was not, however, a player or a coach. The Eagles h...

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Funny story: Obama Finally Breaks Silence and Says Categorically, "Tony Romo And The Cowboys are Going to the Super Bowl!

Obama Finally Breaks Silence and Says Categorically, "Tony Romo And The Cowboys are Going to the Super Bowl!

A lethargic President Barry Hussein Obama, loathe to make a decision or statement in the face of complex issues, suddenly awoke yesterday while watching the Dallas Cowboys dismantle the Eagles, and picked THEM to march into the Super Bowl despite opi...

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Funny story: Homer Simpson thinks Duff beer is good

Homer Simpson thinks Duff beer is good

Homer Simpson is the only person on the planet who thinks Duff beer is good as most people claim its Duff. We interviewed Homer at home just as he was opening another bottle of Duff Beer and we asked him what he likes about Duff beer "Its the best...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Performs Candle Ear-Posuction On Herself

Jessica Simpson Performs Candle Ear-Posuction On Herself

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Singer, actress, and now fat doctor, Jessica Simpson performed a candle ear-posuction procedure on herself in the privacy of her own Hollywood Hills home. Candle ear-posuction involves placing a candle in an ear and lighting the...

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Funny story: Brittany Murphy suicide/foul play/drugs OD probed as Jessica Simpson lashes out

Brittany Murphy suicide/foul play/drugs OD probed as Jessica Simpson lashes out

Los Angeles - (Propofool): Forensic cops were still swabbing down the actress/singer's bathroom after her limp, naked body was found slumped in the shower. The Clueless star had recently undergone a post-operative Viocodin detox after becoming a...

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Funny story: New Gal Pals Elin & Jessica Caught Shopping for Sex Toys: Tiger & Tony 'Redundant?'

New Gal Pals Elin & Jessica Caught Shopping for Sex Toys: Tiger & Tony 'Redundant?'

New Gal Pals Elin Woods and Jessica Simpson were caught unabashedly shopping for a variety of sex toys in a high end Rodeo Drive Adult Store just 6 days before Christmas, apparently insuring that Santa will come early for the blonde bombshells. T...

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Funny story: Elin Woods' Grounds for Divorce Leaked: Littering + Jessica Simpson?

Elin Woods' Grounds for Divorce Leaked: Littering + Jessica Simpson?

As if things weren't bad enough for golf's former King of Swat, reports are now leaking out from the divorce camp of Tiger Woods' wife, Elin, that grounds for divorce will claim his skills are diminishing due to his inability to recover from 'a bad l...

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