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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Another Quickie

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Another Quickie

It seems that wherever one of these people are performing, the other shows up to "wish them well" and then disappear the next day for their individual careers. "They can't get along with each other for long it seems", claimed a source. "But they s...

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Funny story: Aniston and Arquette "a couple"

Aniston and Arquette "a couple"

After the news broke of Courtney Cox Arquette and David Arquette's marriage breakdown, David was quick to jump to his defense confirming that it was not he who had an affair, and it was in fact, his lesbanon wife Courtney. David revealed that un...

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Funny story: U.S. Drones Target Governors and Celebrities Whose 15 Minutes are Over

U.S. Drones Target Governors and Celebrities Whose 15 Minutes are Over

The Department of Defense flatly denied any plans yesterday, to use U.S. armed drones in the targeting of washed up politicians and celebrities who continue to demand attention and spin in news cycle, when their day in the sun is clearly over. Emp...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says That Jennifer Aniston Is Definitely One Woman That She Does Not Want To Kiss

Sandra Bullock Says That Jennifer Aniston Is Definitely One Woman That She Does Not Want To Kiss

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was sitting in the spacious living room of her Austin, Texas mansion playing hide and seek with her baby Louis Bardo Bullock, whom she refers to as her "Little Cajun Cookie." Bullock said that Louis was named after New Orle...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Reveals The Real Reason Why She Is Looking So Anorexic

Angelina Jolie Reveals The Real Reason Why She Is Looking So Anorexic

PARIS - Angelina Jolie was spotted in a popular Parisian grocery store and those who saw her could not believe how utterly skinny she has gotten. Some whispered behind her back that she looks like Calista Flockhart. Others said she is starting to...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston To Go Topless In 'Wanderlust' Movie - Is It Too Late?

Jennifer Aniston To Go Topless In 'Wanderlust' Movie - Is It Too Late?

It's been pretty well publicised already that cute 'girl next door' Friends actress Jennifer Aniston is to go topless in the upcoming movie 'Wanderlust.' The real reason for ongoing debate seems to revolve around whether darling Jen has perhaps le...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Says Critics Say She Is Too Old To Wear Bikini Swimsuits But She Still Has Hot-Lookin' Hooters So She'll Keep On Wearin' 'Em

Jennifer Aniston Says Critics Say She Is Too Old To Wear Bikini Swimsuits But She Still Has Hot-Lookin' Hooters So She'll Keep On Wearin' 'Em

VENICE BEACH, California - Jennifer Aniston is 41-years-old and she says at times she feels self-conscious about being photographed in skimpy bikini swimsuits. She reportedly told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue of Beverly Hills that several members...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Condemned For Retard Remark!

Jennifer Aniston Condemned For Retard Remark!

Jennifer Aniston is under a major attack from a disability group for using the word "retard" in a TV interview yesterday. Aniston was talking about dressing up as her favorite heroine, Barbra Streisand, for the upcoming issue of Harper's Bazaar on...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian Tell Bill O'Reilly To Mind His Own Friggin' Business

Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian Tell Bill O'Reilly To Mind His Own Friggin' Business

LOS ANGELES - Last week Fox Network commentator Bill O'Reilly said that Jennifer Aniston is wrong for thinking that a woman can raise a child without a father figure. Aniston basically told O'Reilly that he needs to mind his own friggin business.

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Funny story: Jon Stewart Pays to Make 'Man Whore' Rumors Go Away

Jon Stewart Pays to Make 'Man Whore' Rumors Go Away

Jon Stewart is allegedly being blackmailed by one of The Daily Show's employees over allegations that in the 90's, Stewart was a man whore. The information about this closely guarded secret came to light when the employee was asked to dig up some inf...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Will Do Anything to Get Jennifer Aniston on His Show

Bill O'Reilly Will Do Anything to Get Jennifer Aniston on His Show

Bill O'Reilly can claim he doesn't agree with Jennifer Aniston's view on single women not needing men in order to start a family, but in reality he is just smitten with the actress and will use any excuse he can to get her on his show. O'Reilly ha...

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Funny story: Jennifer Anniston Wins Restraining Order!

Jennifer Anniston Wins Restraining Order!

Actress Jennifer Aniston won a restraining order on Tuesday against a man who was found prowling around carrying a sharp object, ten rolls of duct tape, tar, feathers, a vuvuzela, lots of big diapers and other items. Aniston's publicist Henry Davi...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Appear In A Nude Spy Mystery

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Appear In A Nude Spy Mystery

BARCELONA, Spain - Brad Pitt flew to Barcelona to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from the Spanish Motion Picture Film Industry. Pitt, who is known in Spain as "El Muchachote." which means 'the old boy' said that next to Beverly Hills, he enj...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Begs Brad Pitt To Please, Please, Please Leave Angelina Jolie And Return To Her

Jennifer Aniston Begs Brad Pitt To Please, Please, Please Leave Angelina Jolie And Return To Her

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Jennifer Aniston was vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico when she was asked about her love life by a reporter for The Baja California Mucho Gusto News. Aniston told the reporter identified as Francisco Sausalito, that it...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Says She Would Like To Try Her Luck With Jesse James

Jennifer Aniston Says She Would Like To Try Her Luck With Jesse James

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston, who has probably had more dates in the past two years, than all of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders combined, has stated that she would like to date Jesse James, once his divorce from Sandra Bullock is final. Anis...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Not Really Sure About Gerard Butler Or Anything Else

Jennifer Aniston Not Really Sure About Gerard Butler Or Anything Else

It would appear that Jennifer Aniston is having real trouble being sure about anything, as she appears to have been stricken by a chronic case of indecision. Movie critics were blown away by the on-screen chemistry between Aniston and 'The Bounty...

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Funny story: Angelina, Jennifer Aniston Discovered Kissing In The Sack By Brad Pitt

Angelina, Jennifer Aniston Discovered Kissing In The Sack By Brad Pitt

"Well, well, well so you girls are on kissing terms", stated a puzzled Brad Pitt who had walked into The Sack, Monday. "All the tabloids have you scratching each others eyes out." Sooner or later most Hollywood types hear about the growing veggie...

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