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Funny story: More Bad News For Japan

More Bad News For Japan

First there was the earthquake, next came the tsunami, and then the horror of the radiation leak. This last week has been one of the worst in Japan's history as a series of natural disasters has caused widespread devastation in the North East of t...

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Funny story: Toyota, Nissan, and Honda All Put Gilbert Gottfried and 50 Cent On Their "Do Not Sell To" List

Toyota, Nissan, and Honda All Put Gilbert Gottfried and 50 Cent On Their "Do Not Sell To" List

SAN FRANCISCO - Spokespersons for the three giant Japanese auto makers Toyota, Nissan, and Honda have all announced that they have circulated memorandums to each other stating that they have made entries to their individual data bases regarding two A...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Dropped on His Head at Birth According to Unauthorized Biography

Rush Limbaugh Dropped on His Head at Birth According to Unauthorized Biography

A writer working on the unauthorized biography of conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has released a very important piece of information that may explain the idiotic statements that Limbaugh often makes on his daily radio show. Recent com...

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Funny story: Japanese Tsunami is God's Punishment for Karaoke Claims Baptist Preacher

Japanese Tsunami is God's Punishment for Karaoke Claims Baptist Preacher

Controversial American preacher Terry Janes has provoked widespread outrage and condemnation from the international community with his latest comments concerning the Japanese earthquake and Tsunami. According to Janes the Tsunami visited on the Japan...

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Funny story: Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

QUEENS, New York - The gangsta rapper who goes by the name of 50 cent got his nose all bent out of shape when he was refused admittance to The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Japanese Restaurant in Queens. According to The Right Coast Illustrated Rev...

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Funny story: Jesus wept! Japan's very own 'Merovingian' line blames tremor on apostasy

Jesus wept! Japan's very own 'Merovingian' line blames tremor on apostasy

Aomori Prefecture, Japan - Prepare for an imminent Imperial Abdication to atone for failures in the Sendai earthquake horror. That's the message today from descendants of Jesus and local Shingo girl Miyuko who say last Friday's 8.9 quake was predi...

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Funny story: Obama Orders USS Reagan To Nuke Fukushima To Prevent USA Contamination: ROCK CHALK JAY HAWK!

Obama Orders USS Reagan To Nuke Fukushima To Prevent USA Contamination: ROCK CHALK JAY HAWK!

President Obama, exuding confidence that his March Madness basketball picks might win him a free holiday in Hawaii, announced today that he felt good about his choices, selecting Kansas to go all the way. Then, with his family in tow for a three day...

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Funny story: Meltdown Disaster in Japan

Meltdown Disaster in Japan

Japan is in crisis because Ice Creams have begun melting too quickly. This catastrophe was blamed on the weather by ice cream researcher Yama Hami, who explained that high winds could upset the internal gravity of Ice Cream causing it to melt more ra...

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Funny story: Since Gilbert Gottfried Has Had His Can Canned, The Aflac Duck Is Looking For A New Voice

Since Gilbert Gottfried Has Had His Can Canned, The Aflac Duck Is Looking For A New Voice

LOS ANGELES - The Aflac Insurance Company's television mascot, The Aflac duck, is now in search of a new voice. The man who provided the Aflac duck's voice, Gilbert Gottfried has been fired for his inhumanely cruel tweets and viciously vile jokes...

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Funny story: Britain to take Japanese Volcano

Britain to take Japanese Volcano

Following the dramatic recent events in Japan that have resulted in thousands of people being killed or made homeless, Britain's foreign secretary William Hague announced in the Commons today that the UK would be leading the world in the field of dis...

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Funny story: Gilbert Gottfried Has Just Joined Bernie Madoff and Governor Scott Walker As The Three Most Hated Men In America

Gilbert Gottfried Has Just Joined Bernie Madoff and Governor Scott Walker As The Three Most Hated Men In America

WEST COVINA, California - Sitting in his apartment in West Covina, Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflack Duck, was shocked to hear that he has been fired by the insurance giant. Gottfried had what many consider to be the easiest job in the hi...

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Funny story: 'We're all Fuked' say Japanese boffins

'We're all Fuked' say Japanese boffins

Boffins monitoring the Fukushima nuclear power plant leaks now fear the site is about to go nuclear! After considering a visit to the plant to report eye witness accounts we decided to phone instead. Mr Yoshi who is a resident boffin at the plant...

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Funny story: First a financial meltdown and now a nuclear meltdown, are the Japanese to blame?

First a financial meltdown and now a nuclear meltdown, are the Japanese to blame?

The world experienced a mega-massive financial meltdown a couple of years back; before that there was a mega-nuclear meltdown somewhere in the Ukraine called Tschernobyl and now history has repeated itself in Japan. There is a slight difference...

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Funny story: Sendai UFO 'tried to warn Japanese Emperor' about upcoming nuke disaster

Sendai UFO 'tried to warn Japanese Emperor' about upcoming nuke disaster

Japan - Skywatch websites are citing an official Chinese news agency report that a breakaway craft from a Mount Fuji UFO fleet was prevented from contacting Emperor Akihit-ho last week. Flypast witnesses described the entity as entirely benign ami...

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Funny story: More Misery For Japan As Fukushima Reactor Number Three Explodes, Number Two Critical And Media Coverage Not Helping

More Misery For Japan As Fukushima Reactor Number Three Explodes, Number Two Critical And Media Coverage Not Helping

Overnight explosions rocks Fukushima Number Three reactor, Number Two now reported to be 'critical' and radioactive clouds rumoured to headed for the densely populated Tokyo/Yokohama megalopolis. Fears rise of a secondary deadly quake, another tsu...

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Funny story: Japanese quake has surprising benefits

Japanese quake has surprising benefits

Tokyo - Chief Cabinet Secretary Yuk E. Dano told told reporters at a press conference this afternoon that radioactive materials released from Japanese reactors are not harmful to human health. "It's like our rice. Our rice does not make you fat. Just look at our people. Like our rice, our radioactive materials are good for you. They make you healthy. People pay a lot of money to get radiat...

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Funny story: UK offers to help Japanese earthquake victims

UK offers to help Japanese earthquake victims

David Cameron has announced to the House of Lords that the UK is willing to give any necessary aid to Japan after their horrifyingly bad tsunami. Despite Japan being the second richest country in the world, and the UK being about 5th or 6th, Prime...

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