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Funny story: James Bond to retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny

James Bond to retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny

James Bond who has just celebrated his 98'th birthday has announced that he will retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny aged 89 after he has completed his next and final assignment Operation Bin Liner.

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Funny story: New James Bond Film 'A Quantity Of Shoelaces' Set For December Release

New James Bond Film 'A Quantity Of Shoelaces' Set For December Release

The new James Bond movie, A Quantity of Shoelaces, starring Daniel Craig and his real-life mother, Wendy, has divided 007 fans over its strange title and subject matter. Wendy Craig, who took the lead role in the 1970s sitcoms And Mother Makes 3,...

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Funny story: Republican anger at new look gay and green Bond

Republican anger at new look gay and green Bond

President Bush has not hidden his anger at hearing that his favourite spy, Britain's James Bond - 007 - has turned gay and

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Funny story: Posh Spice to be "M" in new Bond film

Posh Spice to be "M" in new Bond film

The producers of the new James Bond film have announced that the character of "M" - Bond's boss - will be played by footballer's wife and pub singer, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham.

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Funny story: 007 to be carbon neutral in new film

007 to be carbon neutral in new film

The new Bond film is breaking new ground in many ways. Not content with making Bond gay, the producers have made another important change to 007's behaviour - h...

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Funny story: James Bond to have gay lover in new film

James Bond to have gay lover in new film

The new James Bond film title is out and so it would seem is 007. According to the producers, James Bond will take a number of lovers both female and male in what is a major departure for the world's most famous spy. In a move destined to stun mo...

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Funny story: Former Bond Pierce Brosnan may Face Assault Charges

Former Bond Pierce Brosnan may Face Assault Charges

Smug b*stard Pierce Brosnan is being investigated for alegedly assaulting a photographer. LA County Sheriff Randy Allnite had this to say: "We are investigating a complaint made against smug b*stard Pierce B...

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Funny story: Waller To Be New Bond

Waller To Be New Bond

It was controversially announced today that fat former pop star and prize pig herder Rick Waller will become the new James Bond.

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Funny story: Seventies Soap Opera Was Recruiting Portal For Spys And Spooks And That

Seventies Soap Opera Was Recruiting Portal For Spys And Spooks And That

Sensational news emerging tonight that seventies Brummy soap opera, Crossroads, was in fact a recruiting ground for the UK's top spying bods, MFI.

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Funny story: Dame Judi Dench in love tryst with Commander James Bond

Dame Judi Dench in love tryst with Commander James Bond

MI5 handlers are reportedly furious that top secret agent James Bond has been caught with his pants down on the job with his crusty boss Dame Judi Dench (also known as M).

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Funny story: James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

The names Craig. Daniel Craig! The new James Bond has entered the history books by traveling around the world in a small teapot.

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Funny story: Dame Shirley Bassey Involved In Helicopter Incident, Puts Wellingtons and Underwear For Auction On E-Bay

Dame Shirley Bassey Involved In Helicopter Incident, Puts Wellingtons and Underwear For Auction On E-Bay

Dame Shirley Bassey, the Welsh crooner, was involved in a near-fatal helicopter crash yesterday when her expensive pink Julien MacDonald dress became entangled with the copter's blades on her wa...

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Funny story: Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

The Coronation Street star Les Battersby has been confirmed as the actor chosen to be the new James Bond. The news comes close on the heels of Battersby's sacking from the soap after abusing fans...

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Funny story: New Bond Girls Unveiled

New Bond Girls Unveiled

Well the wait is over. Entertainless News is pleased to bring our readers the news that the newest femme fatales have been selected for the next James Bond movie, "Bloke, Cloak, and Dagger, which is set to be released sometime in early 2008.

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Funny story: Prince Charles to Star in New Bond Movie

Prince Charles to Star in New Bond Movie

London - Prince Charles will be cast in the role of British secret agent 007 in the next installment of the extraordinarily successful James Bond cinematic phenomenon.

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Funny story: Prince Charles Selected to Be the Next James Bond

Prince Charles Selected to Be the Next James Bond

BCC - The United Artists group has had disaster after disaster trying to cast new James Bonds. In an effort to put an end to their distress, UA has picked Prince Charles to be the new James Bond.

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Funny story: American Man at Night Club Upstaged By Guy With British Accent

American Man at Night Club Upstaged By Guy With British Accent

Sacramento, CA - It was another disappointing night for David Timbler, 24, a boring American man trying to find a girl. Despite Timbler's great one-liners and precise dance moves, he was upstaged by a guy with a British accent.

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