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Funny story: New James Bond film is shit, says teenage girl

New James Bond film is shit, says teenage girl

A teenage girl who has seen the movie has labeled the latest outing in the James Bond franchise, Quantum of Solace, "shit" Mary Porter, 15, said it was " a bit shit" and that lead actor Daniel Craig was "an ugly, grumpy bastard". Mary, who has...

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Funny story: New James Bond

New James Bond

Following on from the last English spy, Johny English, the latest James Bond fails to meet the high comic standard we have come to expect. Famous stand up comic, Roger Moore, "eyebrow" to his friend, was hard to follow in the most famous role sinc...

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Funny story: Hadron Collider The Subject Of New Gay James Bond Film

Hadron Collider The Subject Of New Gay James Bond Film

The Hadron Collider, that machine that was built to recreate the conditions just after the Big Bang, has been stolen, and has fallen into the hands of that arch-villain from the James Bond films, Ernst Blojob. That's the storyline of the brand new...

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Funny story: Leona Baxter Annoyed At Her Cover Being Blown

Leona Baxter Annoyed At Her Cover Being Blown

3-year-old Leona Baxter, the MI6 agent who jumped down a storm drain in Durham, in an attempt to capture an enemy agent, is livid at media bosses who in reporting the story, mentioned her name, and have, allegedly, blown the little girl's cover. E...

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Funny story: Three-Year-Old Girl To Be The Next James Bond

Three-Year-Old Girl To Be The Next James Bond

There was great excitement today as EON Productions, the owners of the James Bond franchise, announced that Bond is to become female, and that the next person to take the role of 007, will be a 3-year-old girl from Leeming, North Yorkshire. The gi...

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Funny story: James Bond embarrased by gaffes

James Bond embarrased by gaffes

Fictional spy James Bond is said to be embarassed by the number of weak puns and quips he has made in his life. The super smooth agent, with a license to kill, a penchant for Martinis, shaken and not stirred, and an eye for the ladies is said to b...

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Funny story: ABBA To Go Back On Road With Pierce Brosnan

ABBA To Go Back On Road With Pierce Brosnan

ABBA, the 1970s Swedish supergroup, have reformed, and are to go back on the road again with a brand new world tour accompanied by former James Bond star Pierce Brosnan.

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Funny story: Prince William To Be Next James Bond

Prince William To Be Next James Bond

Prince William, the Royal Warmonger, has landed his first acting role as the new James Bond in the next 007 blockbuster, Casino Royal Flush.

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Funny story: Roger Moore: "I could win a fight with James Bond"

Roger Moore: "I could win a fight with James Bond"

The actor Roger Moore has made a sensational statement by claiming 'under fight conditions' he would win a fight with the character James Bond.

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Funny story: British Man Escapes Death By Laser

British Man Escapes Death By Laser

A lucky British man escaped being cut in half by a giant laser while strapped to a metal table by a wealthy German evil genius. James Bond was captured and taken to a top-secret lair located inside an artificial volcano, where he was...

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Funny story: New James Bond book launched

New James Bond book launched

Sebastian Faulks was tasked with coming up with writing the first new Bond book in 40 years. Faulks was chosen to write the book by surviving members of Ian Flemings family, and yet some are questioning his motives amid claims he is 'cashing-in&#...

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Funny story: James Bond to retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny

James Bond to retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny

James Bond who has just celebrated his 98'th birthday has announced that he will retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny aged 89 after he has completed his next and final assignment Operation Bin Liner.

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Funny story: New James Bond Film 'A Quantity Of Shoelaces' Set For December Release

New James Bond Film 'A Quantity Of Shoelaces' Set For December Release

The new James Bond movie, A Quantity of Shoelaces, starring Daniel Craig and his real-life mother, Wendy, has divided 007 fans over its strange title and subject matter. Wendy Craig, who took the lead role in the 1970s sitcoms And Mother Makes 3,...

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Funny story: Republican anger at new look gay and green Bond

Republican anger at new look gay and green Bond

President Bush has not hidden his anger at hearing that his favourite spy, Britain's James Bond - 007 - has turned gay and

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Funny story: Posh Spice to be "M" in new Bond film

Posh Spice to be "M" in new Bond film

The producers of the new James Bond film have announced that the character of "M" - Bond's boss - will be played by footballer's wife and pub singer, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham.

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Funny story: 007 to be carbon neutral in new film

007 to be carbon neutral in new film

The new Bond film is breaking new ground in many ways. Not content with making Bond gay, the producers have made another important change to 007's behaviour - h...

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Funny story: James Bond to have gay lover in new film

James Bond to have gay lover in new film

The new James Bond film title is out and so it would seem is 007. According to the producers, James Bond will take a number of lovers both female and male in what is a major departure for the world's most famous spy. In a move destined to stun mo...

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