James Bond who has just celebrated his 98'th birthday has announced that he will retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny aged 89 after he has completed his next and final assignment Operation Bin Liner.
The new James Bond movie, A Quantity of Shoelaces, starring Daniel Craig and his real-life mother, Wendy, has divided 007 fans over its strange title and subject matter.
Wendy Craig, who took the lead role in the 1970s sitcoms And Mother Makes 3,...
President Bush has not hidden his anger at hearing that his favourite spy, Britain's James Bond - 007 - has turned gay and
The producers of the new James Bond film have announced that the character of "M" - Bond's boss - will be played by footballer's wife and pub singer, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham.
The new Bond film is breaking new ground in many ways. Not content with making Bond gay, the producers have made another important change to 007's behaviour - h...
The new James Bond film title is out and so it would seem is 007. According to the producers, James Bond will take a number of lovers both female and male in what is a major departure for the world's most famous spy. In a move destined to stun mo...
Smug b*stard Pierce Brosnan is being investigated for alegedly assaulting a photographer. LA County Sheriff Randy Allnite had this to say: "We are investigating a complaint made against smug b*stard Pierce B...
It was controversially announced today that fat former pop star and prize pig herder Rick Waller will become the new James Bond.
Sensational news emerging tonight that seventies Brummy soap opera, Crossroads, was in fact a recruiting ground for the UK's top spying bods, MFI.
MI5 handlers are reportedly furious that top secret agent James Bond has been caught with his pants down on the job with his crusty boss Dame Judi Dench (also known as M).
The names Craig. Daniel Craig! The new James Bond has entered the history books by traveling around the world in a small teapot.
Dame Shirley Bassey, the Welsh crooner, was involved in a near-fatal helicopter crash yesterday when her expensive pink Julien MacDonald dress became entangled with the copter's blades on her wa...
The Coronation Street star Les Battersby has been confirmed as the actor chosen to be the new James Bond. The news comes close on the heels of Battersby's sacking from the soap after abusing fans...
Well the wait is over. Entertainless News is pleased to bring our readers the news that the newest femme fatales have been selected for the next James Bond movie, "Bloke, Cloak, and Dagger, which is set to be released sometime in early 2008.
London - Prince Charles will be cast in the role of British secret agent 007 in the next installment of the extraordinarily successful James Bond cinematic phenomenon.
BCC - The United Artists group has had disaster after disaster trying to cast new James Bonds. In an effort to put an end to their distress, UA has picked Prince Charles to be the new James Bond.
Sacramento, CA - It was another disappointing night for David Timbler, 24, a boring American man trying to find a girl. Despite Timbler's great one-liners and precise dance moves, he was upstaged by a guy with a British accent.
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