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Funny story: Rowling to Write Potter Series Spin-Off

Rowling to Write Potter Series Spin-Off

Harry Potter author JK Rowling recently confirmed the internet rumors that she was writing a series spinoff. "Harry Potter and the Slacker Sibs," the first in a new series about the wizard's midlife crisis and confrontations with the increasingly rad...

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Funny story: Potter and Pratchett fans fight witched battles in central London.

Potter and Pratchett fans fight witched battles in central London.

Hundreds of fans of J.K Rowlings 'Harry Potter' and 'Discworld' author Terry Pratchett have clashed violently in central London's Leicester Square today bringing the busy capital to a standstill.

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Funny story: Sunday Times Rich List a KGB fantasy like JK Rowling says BigOil pair

Sunday Times Rich List a KGB fantasy like JK Rowling says BigOil pair

London - (Subprime Mess): "Well, it gives me and my lady wife a right laugh each year," Prof V Smart told reporters today, "this fanciful Murdoch rag so-called rich list with its KGB fantasy characters like JK Rowling, the Duke of West...

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Funny story: 'Opus Dei whore with a disgusting secret:' Judge slams JK Rowling's mostrous deception

'Opus Dei whore with a disgusting secret:' Judge slams JK Rowling's mostrous deception

New York - (Perjury Mess): A New York judge hearing evidence about Harry Potter copyright claims said today he upholds testimony showing remorseless children's story thief JK Rowling "is an Opus Dei whore with a dark and fetid past."

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Funny story: JK might wizard up 8th book

JK might wizard up 8th book

Harry Potter creator JK Rowling admits she could have a 'weak moment' and agree to write an eighth book . But the author, believed to be worth over £600 million, said that the boy wizard is unlikely to be the main character and possibly would...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson, Heather Mills and JK Rowling fronting new Vegas casino licence

Michael Jackson, Heather Mills and JK Rowling fronting new Vegas casino licence

Las Vegas - (Rioters): UN humanitarian ambassadors Michael Jackson, Heather Mills and JK Rowling are the official backers of a new Las Vegas casino, the Pink Pellicano, scheduled for opening on July 4th this year.

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Funny story: JK Rowling to write 'sleazy romance' novels from now on

JK Rowling to write 'sleazy romance' novels from now on

JK Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter series, announced today that she has started a series of "sleazy romance" novels and hopes they become as popular as Harry Potter.

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Funny story: Dumbledore's Moment of Truth reveals itself

Dumbledore's Moment of Truth reveals itself

Who ever really believed that J.K. Rowling had actually killed Dumbledore? Not me. Nor did over half of the Harry Potter loving population. No, we all knew that Dumbledore was just hiding away waiting for the opportune moment to "leap out" at us.

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Funny story: JK Rowling To Realese Pop Song

JK Rowling To Realese Pop Song

Not content with retiring after finishing her popular Harry Potter book series, JK Rowling is realising an eighth book which will unusually be in pop song form.

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Funny story: JK Rowling Accused of Spreading Vicious Lies

JK Rowling Accused of Spreading Vicious Lies

It is a sad day for fans across the world as the millionaire authoress JK Rowling is uncovered as the cheating conniving conwoman she is.

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Funny story: JK Rowling and the Intoxication of Hubris

JK Rowling and the Intoxication of Hubris

New York - (Reuterus): Perrenial fantasy story rip-off artiste JK Rowling has filed a law suit alleging a forthcoming encylopaedia 'Ten Thousand Whopping Great Big Fibs About Harry Potter' contravenes her global status as the world&...

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Funny story: Harry Potter under fire from Ministry of Magic

Harry Potter under fire from Ministry of Magic

It appears that the authoress of the Harry Potter series, and her rival religious factions, have come under fire of the Ministry of Magic. It seems that the books on Harry were not Ministry approved, and they are appalled that J.K. would tell the wor...

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Funny story: JK Rowling behind militant Al Qaeda debt-collecting racket

JK Rowling behind militant Al Qaeda debt-collecting racket

Dutch Antilles - (Usury Mess): Notorious children's fiction plagiarist and fraudulent Harry Potter author JK Rowling is a principal shareholder behind a rogue offshore-registered holding company creaming off profits from an Al Qaeda-affiliated UK...

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Funny story: Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager

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Funny story: Dumbeldore, Tinky Winky and Sponge Bob Square Pants caught in local Deli making a "Hot" Hoagie; First Casualties of the WGA Strike?

Dumbeldore, Tinky Winky and Sponge Bob Square Pants caught in local Deli making a "Hot" Hoagie; First Casualties of the WGA Strike?

Fairfax District, California - Perhaps an act of rebellion of having been outed by his author, J.K. Rowling, Dumbeldore was arrested along with other famously outed gay children's characters Tinky Winky and Sponge Bob Square Pants for breaking an...

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Funny story: Rowling Publishes 'Coruscating' Shopping List

Rowling Publishes 'Coruscating' Shopping List

Children's writer and deity JK Rowling has today published her latest work, a series of handwritten shopping lists. The critics are already hailing this collection as a classic, with the Independent describing it as 'coruscating', the Tim...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Outs a Harry Potter character to a crowd of her adoring pre-adolescent fans; draws collective gasp then...

J.K. Rowling Outs a Harry Potter character to a crowd of her adoring pre-adolescent fans; draws collective gasp then...

New York, New York - Concluding her U.S. promotional book tour of the Deathly Hallows in New York City this week, J.K. Rowling dropped the bomb on the pre-adolescent audience gathered at Carnegie Hall to meet their number one fantasy writer by announ...

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