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Funny story: Cowboys Report: Hurricane Jerry Hits Dallas

Cowboys Report: Hurricane Jerry Hits Dallas

DALLAS, Texas - A lot of folks in Texas are still reeling from the September aftermath of Hurricane Ike. And now all of a sudden Hurricane Jerry (Jones), a category 5 hurricane, has mercilessly slammed into Dallas. Dallas Cowboys' owner Jerry Jone...

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Funny story: US Government in move to wipe out Japan / Hurricane causing Butterflies

US Government in move to wipe out Japan / Hurricane causing Butterflies

Washington D.C - In what's being called a far-sighted and audacious move by environmentalists and security experts alike, the US Government today announced that it's seeking to eliminate Japan - and by extension Japan's hurricane causing butterflie...

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Funny story: Hurricane 'Eh' Hits Canada

Hurricane 'Eh' Hits Canada

Tragic news from the north! The eastern third of Canada (a country to the North of America) was devastated by a rare hurricane, named Eh. Honorable Ian MacStormcloud of parliament made the following comment: "Ok. So like, it was a really beauty...

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Funny story: Disappointment as CERN Hurricane Fails To Destroy Texas

Disappointment as CERN Hurricane Fails To Destroy Texas

Scientists and politicians are disappointed today as the CERN Large Hadron Collider fails to create enough global warming and hurricanes to rid the globalists of the reality and truth seekers capital of Texas. 'Apparently, Alex Jones is still aliv...

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Funny story: Hurricane Ike pounds the Gulf Coast hard says witness

Hurricane Ike pounds the Gulf Coast hard says witness

Galveston, TX - Hurricane Ike pounded the Gulf Coast hard stated the only witness who stayed behind to see the incident. Tom Peepers, who works at the Galveston Pussy Cat Adult Theater said he saw the whole thing as he walked around the ruins of Hurr...

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Funny story: McCain Talks Tough on Hurricanes

McCain Talks Tough on Hurricanes

Republican presidential candidate John McCain says he will "seek and destroy any hurricane that poses a threat to America." Democratic nominee Barack Obama was also questioned about his stance on hurricane issues during the recent "Weather Values For...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Hidden Ruler

Tony Blair Hidden Ruler

Yesterday, it was found out that Tony Blair, Former England Prime minister, is the 2nd biggest terrorist leader on Earth, second only to Asama Binwaden, Tony Blair also made the Hurricane heading towards the Caribbean with 75 million hair dryers.

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Funny story: New severe Hurricane warning for Florida

New severe Hurricane warning for Florida

With Hurricane Ike hovering off the South East Coast of Florida, America has been told of an even more fierce hurricane following behind from Northern Ireland. This hurricane of Irish origin is currently blowing from Ireland across the Atlantic an...

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Funny story: Gustav Expected to Peter Out in Biden's Hair

Gustav Expected to Peter Out in Biden's Hair

Houston - The remnants of Hurricane Gustav are forecast to dissipate tomorrow once it crosses the northern part of Texas and reaches Senator Biden's hair. The National Hurricane Committee continues to urge residents to remain indoors until Gustav rea...

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Funny story: Hurricane Ike 'a cloaking device for UFO mothership'

Hurricane Ike 'a cloaking device for UFO mothership'

Caribbean - (X-Files Mess): Hurricane Ike is a giant cloaking device for an alien mothership conducting reconnaissance, Pentagon sources said today. The craft may be searching for two extraterrestrial shuttles that were recently shot down by US Na...

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Funny story: Bush Administration Develops Hurricane Machine

Bush Administration Develops Hurricane Machine

Washington DC, September 5, 2008: The National Enquirer is reporting that during President Bush's Administration, $500 Billion was allocated to develop a hurricane making machine. This storm generating capability has been undergoing system testing fo...

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Funny story: Hurricane Gustav Fails To Deliver Hurricane Season To Global Stage

Hurricane Gustav Fails To Deliver Hurricane Season To Global Stage

High anticipation turns to bitterness as much-hyped Hurricane Gustav crawls ashore New Orleans an anemic category 3, leading many to write off this year's hurricane season. "All of us in the sporting world had high anticipation for Gustav," said R...

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Funny story: Jerry Lewis Telethon Allowed to Spill Over to RNC!

Jerry Lewis Telethon Allowed to Spill Over to RNC!

The multiple sob stories that demean Persons with Cerebral Palsy by Jerry Lewis' interminable Belabored Weekend Telethon has been allowed this year to spill over into the Republican National Convention. Hurricane Gustav and the impending doom of N...

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Funny story: Media to sue Hurricane Gustav

Media to sue Hurricane Gustav

The US media has taken the unprecedented step of launching legal action against Hurricane Gustav. In the run-up to Gustav's impact on America's gulf coast, the media frenzy knew no-bounds, as Gustav was expected to devastate New Orleans once again...

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Funny story: Gustav Flies Up Mississippi to St Paul! God Hates McCain! Or Does She?

Gustav Flies Up Mississippi to St Paul! God Hates McCain! Or Does She?

The Republican Convention has been completely derailed by hurricane Obama, er, I mean, Gustav! If there was any doubt where divine favor lay after the miraculously flawless Democratic convention in Denver, that debate is now over. As Republican d...

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Funny story: Hurricane Gustav loses hype as it hits land

Hurricane Gustav loses hype as it hits land

TV news stations across the US have been left devastated by the effects of Hurricane Gustav as it singularly failed to destroy New Orleans. "We are gutted" said Fox 'journalist' Adolf McCane "We had cameras focusing on the levees, we had helicopte...

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Funny story: New Orleans UFO caused Katrina, Gustav says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

New Orleans UFO caused Katrina, Gustav says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

New Orleans - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has conclusive evidence that the Pentagon covered up rogue UFO activity which caused Hurricanes Katrina and Gustav. In a lawyers' statement issued today McKinnon said four out-of-...

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