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Funny story: Arsenal Former Captain William Gallas Speaks To His Manager In French

Arsenal Former Captain William Gallas Speaks To His Manager In French

William Gallas, the loose-lipped captain of Arsenal, has resigned the role, after telling Gunners' boss Arsene Wenger that the team lacked guts, that he hated his boss, and that the writing had been on the wall since the home defeat to Hull City.

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Funny story: Hull City To Produce Special Christmas Cards With Geovanni Depicted As The Baby Jesus

Hull City To Produce Special Christmas Cards With Geovanni Depicted As The Baby Jesus

Hull City, the Premier League 'newboys', have unveiled plans to send their loyal fans special Christmas cards depicting Brazilian striker Geovanni as the baby Jesus. Geovanni was a gift to Hull from Manchester City when he came to East Yorkshire i...

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Funny story: Man Utd 2 Hull City 3

Man Utd 2 Hull City 3

The FA confirmed today that Hull City's win at Old Trafford will stand despite protests from Sir Alec Ferguson. Although many tigers fans left the ground thinking that their team had lost 4-3 it later transpired that Man Ure had breached a centuri...

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Funny story: Hull City Scare Manchester United Shitless

Hull City Scare Manchester United Shitless

Hull City, everyone's favourite 'other club', came up against last year's Premier League champions Manchester United at their Old Trafford this afternoon, and scared them shitless. Hull went behind to a Ronaldo goal after three minutes, but equali...

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Funny story: Diego Maradona To Sign For Hull City

Diego Maradona To Sign For Hull City

Diego Maradona, the most celebrated Argentinian footballer of all time, is today said to be involved in transfer talks with topflight newboys Hull City, that would make him, not only the oldest player in the Premier League, but also in the world.

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Funny story: Scolari Right: Frank Lampard Goal Was The Third Best Goal Involving Hull City This Season

Scolari Right: Frank Lampard Goal Was The Third Best Goal Involving Hull City This Season

Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari was right about Frank Lampard's goal in the 3-0 win against Hull City at the KC Stadium on Wednesday, say Tigers fans, with many admitting that only the strikes from Geovanni against Arsenal at the Emirates, and hi...

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Funny story: Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Hull City manager Phil Brown is in confident mood as he plans to take his side to Old Trafford to face champions Manchester United on Saturday, and says Sir Alex Ferguson's team of world-beating superstars are "fairly shitting themselves at the prosp...

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Funny story: Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

Hull City, like all newly promoted premier new boys can look forwards to the financial benefits of their new-found status. Even though Phil Brown has been thrifty in his purchases, picking up some real bargains, he has build up a large squad whose wa...

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Funny story: Irish bookmakers refuse bet on Hull City UEFA Cup spot

Irish bookmakers refuse bet on Hull City UEFA Cup spot

Ireland's largest bookmaker was accused of running scared today when Carpenter, Humanitarian and world renowned philosopher Fergus McCarthy attempted to place a potentially lucrative bet in the local betting shop shop, Naas, County Kildare. An...

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Funny story: Hull City 'Lucky' To Be Doing So Well, Says 'Expert'

Hull City 'Lucky' To Be Doing So Well, Says 'Expert'

Those Premier League upstarts, Hull City, have been very lucky to have done so well in their start to the season, and it would be a miracle if they retained their place in the top flight, according to an 'expert'. The Tigers have won six and drawn...

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Funny story: Relegation fears haunt Hull City

Relegation fears haunt Hull City

Despite another lucky win today, relegation fears continue to haunt Premier League newcomers Hull City. Doubts continue to dog the Northern club as they stand precariously at the top of the league. One premier league manager, Oneday (Yule) Ramus...

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Funny story: Hull City Level On Points With Chelsea, Liverpool

Hull City Level On Points With Chelsea, Liverpool

Hull City moved level on points with Premier League leaders Chelsea and Liverpool after a thrilling win over Black Country idiots West Bromwich Albion this afternoon. Albion played out of their skins in the first half, and pinned Hull back, but af...

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Funny story: Hull City's Geovanni To Become Naturalised Englishman In Time For Next World Cup Qualifier

Hull City's Geovanni To Become Naturalised Englishman In Time For Next World Cup Qualifier

Geovanni, Hull City's brilliant free-scoring Brazilian, is to become English, according to a report on a bus. The player, real name Geovanni Deiberson MaurĂ­cio, has only made one appearance for Brazil, and that came way back in 2001 in a 1-0 home...

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Funny story: Football team stolen

Football team stolen

London, England - There are allegations that the English spuds football team have been hijacked and moved to the principality of Hull. Spuds FC are on course to achieve their stated goal of achieving fourth place in the English "Championship" but...

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Funny story: Hull Fans' Protest Gathers Pace

Hull Fans' Protest Gathers Pace

Following today's routine 1-0 defeat of West Ham at the KC Stadium, a small but dedicated group of supporters stayed behind to voice their displeasure at the running of the club. Shouts of "Sack the Board" and "Brown Out" could be clearly heard as...

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Funny story: Hull City Back Up To Third After Despatching West Ham

Hull City Back Up To Third After Despatching West Ham

Hull City, everyone's favourites for relegation, are back up to third place in the Premier League tonight after beating cash-strapped West Ham 1-0 at the KC Stadium this afternoon. In front of a record 24,896 crowd, Hull dominated the early stages...

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Funny story: Spurs Adopt Celine Dion Song To Commemorate Worst Start To A Season Since Titanic Sank In 1912

Spurs Adopt Celine Dion Song To Commemorate Worst Start To A Season Since Titanic Sank In 1912

Tottenham Hotspur football club, who are experiencing their worst start to a football season since 1912, have decided to commemorate the occasion by adopting the morbid Celine Dion song My Heart Will Go On from the film Titanic (1997). Juande Ramo...

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