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Funny story: Horse and Jockey given severe sentence after admitting their part in "Toofgate"!

Horse and Jockey given severe sentence after admitting their part in "Toofgate"!

Liam Treadwell today had his "Fetlocks" savagely beaten in a hastily convened meeting at The jockey club in Newmarket where he was sensationally stripped of his amazing win in the 2009 grand National! He admitted cheating and named one "Mon Mome",...

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Funny story: 65 million complaints received over teeth jibe

65 million complaints received over teeth jibe

More than 65million complaints have been received since the weekend in regard to BBC presenter Sarah Boring's comment to Liam Treadmill. Yes, that's right, more than the entire population of Britain have nothing better to do than sit around making wh...

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Funny story: BBC's Clair Balding Imprisoned For Life!

BBC's Clair Balding Imprisoned For Life!

The BBC's Clair Balding has been sensationally sacked and sentenced to life imprisonment without trial for her foul mouthed tirade against winning Grand National Jockey Liam 'Buggsy' Treadwell's Gnashers. 'Don't smile and stand too close to the ho...

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Funny story: Toofgate scandal rocks the sporting world!

Toofgate scandal rocks the sporting world!

BBC Sports presenter Clare Balding has become embroiled in what many lazy hacks are already dubbing 'Toofgate'. The latest in a string of inappropriate references to the Watergate scandal, Toofgate captured the moral outrage of the nation when Baldin...

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Funny story: Frankie rides red-hot My Indy in Dubai World Cup thriller

Frankie rides red-hot My Indy in Dubai World Cup thriller

Nad Al Sheba, Dubai - (Whorseracing Mess): It's a done deal! And you can forget about US Breeders' Cup Dirt Mile champion Albertus Maximus, current 2/1 favorite for Saturday's Dubai World Cup. He's dead meat already! That's the verdict of online...

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Funny story: Friday the 13th fears for Queen's Gold Cup whorse

Friday the 13th fears for Queen's Gold Cup whorse

Cheltenham - (Equine Ass Mess): The Queen has been warned about the perils of running her top equine vanity project the 16-1 Cheltenham Gold Cup contender Barbers Slop this Friday the 13th of March. Palace racing advisers fear the seven year-old w...

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Funny story: Cheltenham race meeting doomed as UFO crashes on course

Cheltenham race meeting doomed as UFO crashes on course

Cheltenham, Gloucs - (X-Files Mess): Remains of an ominous mystery space craft were found burning on the racecourse track this morning. The Prestbury Park site said today it may now have to cancel its prestigeous annual race meeting to which hundr...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Banned For Life From Churchill Downs ; Chaos Erupts Over Confusion About New Rules

Ann Coulter Banned For Life From Churchill Downs ; Chaos Erupts Over Confusion About New Rules

In a press release, Churchill Downs General Manager James D. Gates Jr. announced Monday that Ann Coulter has been barred from the track for life. Controversy erupted in recent weeks when panicked track patrons complained that a horse was let loose i...

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Funny story: 66/1 horse named after the Pope to win Ascot's QEII Stakes

66/1 horse named after the Pope to win Ascot's QEII Stakes

Ascot, Berks - (Thoroughbred Mess): A 66/1 chance five year old bay colt by Spectrum (IRA) out of the French (night) mare Dibenoise (by Kendor) who is named after Pope Joe Ratzinger is a betting odds steamer for Saturday's $400,000 Group One Queen El...

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Funny story: Unsung Heroine to trounce St Ledger field

Unsung Heroine to trounce St Ledger field

Doncaster - (Whorseracing Ass Mess): Forget all those attention-grabbin' Aidan O'Brien-trained Classic wannabes. The only whorse (sic) worth backing for Saturday's 14 furlong St Ledger is a Tommy Stack-trained filly by High Chaparral called Unsun...

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Funny story: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

You definitely would not see this at Ascot, Cheltenham or Aintree, forty men running naked at bizarre race meeting.

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Funny story: Clare Balding voted racing's sycophant of the week

Clare Balding voted racing's sycophant of the week

Royal Ascot - (Whoresracing Mess): Thoroughbred arse-licking found a new rancid crevice this week after TV sports presenter Clare Balding was voted into sycophancy's winners' enclosure for her unashamed etoilation of Dubai's Shaikh Mohamm...

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Funny story: Royal Ascot bombs as serpent crop circle appears in royal enclosure

Royal Ascot bombs as serpent crop circle appears in royal enclosure

Ascot, berks - (Snake-in-the-Grass Mess): A huge Carla Bruni-faced serpent crop circle has suddenly appeared in Royal Ascot's unsaddling enclosure prompting the immediate cancellation of next week's five day race meeting.

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Funny story: Big Brown Meets with Yankees Giambi about Life After "Juice"

Big Brown Meets with Yankees Giambi about Life After "Juice"

Yankees Jason Giambi has finally been showing some success after swearing off the steroids.

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Funny story: Big Brown, Latest Low Cholesterol Pet Food!

Big Brown, Latest Low Cholesterol Pet Food!

Kentucky Derby Dog Food Inc has diversified to include the new Breeders' Cupful, a fertility and sexsual stimulating animal feed and now Big Brown, a low cholesterol doggie treat made from big brown horse meat. The upstart company is not without...

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Funny story: "Big Brown" takes a dump at the Belmont Stakes after losing "Hooters" sponsorship

"Big Brown" takes a dump at the Belmont Stakes after losing "Hooters" sponsorship

New York, New York - Evidently, the loss of Hooters as a sponsor just before the race had a larger impact on the horse than anyone anticipated as Big Brown, winner of the Kentucky Derby and Preakness field, finished the Belmont Stakes in last place y...

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Funny story: FIA To Take Over The Grand National

FIA To Take Over The Grand National

Formula One's ruling body, the FIA, today announced that it is taking over the running of the Grand National. FIA Chief, Bernie Ecclestone, said: 'We will be organising the race next April, and will be introducing some new rules that have worked s...

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