Cheltenham racecourse today,the National Hunt Chase was won by Poker de Sivola, brilliantly ridden by Katie Walsh who steered the horse to victory at 14-1. Katie is the sister of top Jump Jockey Ruby Walsh regarded by many as the best jump jockey...
Mr Ed the talking horse is in mourning after the death at Cheltenham of Casey Jones. Not Casey Jones the engineer of the train the Cannonball Express, it was a very good racehorse called Casey Jones who died a horrific death at Cheltenham the "death...
Clint Eastwood is upset and thinks that the legalization of drugs in California has gone too far. After throwing a temper tantrum on the subject for twenty minutes, he got off of his high horse and asked "...and just who the Hell gave my palamino ma...
The potty mouthed Hell's kitchen presenter has announced he is going to give up being a chef for a life of equine semen related activities. In a completely non-topical news story that was made up whilst browsing the readymade cooking sauces aisle...
Mr Ed the famous talking horse has spoken out about all weather racing. We spoke to Mr Ed yesterday at the all weather track at Southwell but he asked us to keep his racing name secret just in case his trainer finds out. "Problem I will tell you...
Mr Ed the talking horse has been speaking out after the announcement that all odds in future are going to be in decimal rather than traditional starting prices. For example 5-2 will now be 3.5. When we spoke to Mr Ed at his stable in Newmarket he...
79-year-old, Connie Hines, who starred on the classic TV show Mr. Ed is gone. "Mr. Ed" was about a talking horse, of course, with more than horse sense who only talked to his pal Wilbur Post played by Alan Young. Hines was born in Needham, Ma...
DENVER, Colo - A scientist is mad because horse genes match his so closely, he suspects a horse is his father. According to my source, Dr. Mare, the genes of a wild Arabian have been completely decoded by the mad scientist, a Dr. Whinny. The work...
Colombia, Tenneesse - A man who police say was caught on tape having sex with a horse and later arrested told them in an interview that the horse came on to HIM first. "She gave me this look and I knew she wanted it. We were meant to be. She to...
A woman from Devon tells the story of Mr Horse the helpful horse from Derbyshire. Mrs Mabel Able (45, widow) ran into problems when one of the wheels of her car fell off whilst driving through the Derbyshire moors. "The car began to swerve and...
Dear Readers, We all love animals and pets, and some of us particularly love horses. Such noble and attractive animals, intelligent and beautiful, equally at home as transport in the country or as sporting animals at the race course, they make our lives just that little bit more pleasant. But some people cruelly mistreat horses and fill them with poisonous drugs, and starve them til their ri...
SACRAMENTO, CA - Teacher Crystal Defanti shocked students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school today when, on a fieldtrip to a Sacramento, California area farm, she made "highly inappropriate" references to the genitalia and behavior of farm animals...
Governor Arnie announced to a somewhat confused world press today that gay marriages would not be approved by the state, and nor would human/animal marriages either. Except for horses. The news came as a huge relief to Orville Messkin who married...
WELLINGTON, Fla. [UPI] The death of 21 polo horses at a competition in Florida this past weekend has confounded a team of veterinarians but fingers are pointing to a rather unique suspect - Garth 'Happy' Bronstein, Polo Player. Garth, or as his co...
Hamptons: Madonna is reported to have asked paparazzi to spook the animals so that there is some news and she can steal limelight from Susan Boyle of "Britain got talent" fame. She has been reported sick at the news coverage of the new sensation. She...
The French Government, has teamed up with Eurostar to cure their illegal immigrant problem . A new "Sangatte " is to be built, with funding from Eurostar, not at Calais, as first suspected, but in Paris. The location is to allay fears in Britain...
It will stand proudly in the Kent countryside, near the New Town Of Ebbsfleet Valley. It will be 164 feet tall, and probably made of concrete and fibreglass. It is the South's answer to 'The Angel Of The North' - a huge statue of a horse which will b...
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