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Funny story: Mr Ed the talking horse talks about all weather racing

Mr Ed the talking horse talks about all weather racing

Mr Ed the famous talking horse has spoken out about all weather racing. We spoke to Mr Ed yesterday at the all weather track at Southwell but he asked us to keep his racing name secret just in case his trainer finds out. "Problem I will tell you...

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Funny story: Mr Ed the talking horse speaks out

Mr Ed the talking horse speaks out

Mr Ed the talking horse has been speaking out after the announcement that all odds in future are going to be in decimal rather than traditional starting prices. For example 5-2 will now be 3.5. When we spoke to Mr Ed at his stable in Newmarket he...

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Funny story: Former Mr. Ed Star, Connie Hines, Put Down!

Former Mr. Ed Star, Connie Hines, Put Down!

79-year-old, Connie Hines, who starred on the classic TV show Mr. Ed is gone. "Mr. Ed" was about a talking horse, of course, with more than horse sense who only talked to his pal Wilbur Post played by Alan Young. Hines was born in Needham, Ma...

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Funny story: Horse To Become High Court Judge

Horse To Become High Court Judge

A 16 hands high Shire Horse named Flossie has been the go-ahead to sit in the High Court. The appointment was approved late on Thursday evening, and the news was leaked to the press soon after. On Friday, QC Henry Schaff III was interviewed by th...

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Funny story: Horse genome fully sequenced by mad scientist

Horse genome fully sequenced by mad scientist

DENVER, Colo - A scientist is mad because horse genes match his so closely, he suspects a horse is his father. According to my source, Dr. Mare, the genes of a wild Arabian have been completely decoded by the mad scientist, a Dr. Whinny. The work...

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Funny story: Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Colombia, Tenneesse - A man who police say was caught on tape having sex with a horse and later arrested told them in an interview that the horse came on to HIM first. "She gave me this look and I knew she wanted it. We were meant to be. She to...

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Funny story: Horse repairs car with prosthetic leg

Horse repairs car with prosthetic leg

A woman from Devon tells the story of Mr Horse the helpful horse from Derbyshire. Mrs Mabel Able (45, widow) ran into problems when one of the wheels of her car fell off whilst driving through the Derbyshire moors. "The car began to swerve and...

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Funny story: Please, please, please help The Amy Winehouse Horse Sanctuary

Please, please, please help The Amy Winehouse Horse Sanctuary

Dear Readers, We all love animals and pets, and some of us particularly love horses. Such noble and attractive animals, intelligent and beautiful, equally at home as transport in the country or as sporting animals at the race course, they make our lives just that little bit more pleasant. But some people cruelly mistreat horses and fill them with poisonous drugs, and starve them til their ri...

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Funny story: Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

SACRAMENTO, CA - Teacher Crystal Defanti shocked students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school today when, on a fieldtrip to a Sacramento, California area farm, she made "highly inappropriate" references to the genitalia and behavior of farm animals...

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Funny story: State Of California Bans Human/Animal Marriages (Except Horses)

State Of California Bans Human/Animal Marriages (Except Horses)

Governor Arnie announced to a somewhat confused world press today that gay marriages would not be approved by the state, and nor would human/animal marriages either. Except for horses. The news came as a huge relief to Orville Messkin who married...

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Funny story: 21 Polo Horses Die - Toker Blamed

21 Polo Horses Die - Toker Blamed

WELLINGTON, Fla. [UPI] The death of 21 polo horses at a competition in Florida this past weekend has confounded a team of veterinarians but fingers are pointing to a rather unique suspect - Garth 'Happy' Bronstein, Polo Player. Garth, or as his co...

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Funny story: Madonna falls from horse: Back in game

Madonna falls from horse: Back in game

Hamptons: Madonna is reported to have asked paparazzi to spook the animals so that there is some news and she can steal limelight from Susan Boyle of "Britain got talent" fame. She has been reported sick at the news coverage of the new sensation. She...

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Funny story: French Answer to Illegal Immigration

French Answer to Illegal Immigration

The French Government, has teamed up with Eurostar to cure their illegal immigrant problem . A new "Sangatte " is to be built, with funding from Eurostar, not at Calais, as first suspected, but in Paris. The location is to allay fears in Britain...

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Funny story: 'Stallion Of The South' - At Last, Art With Balls

'Stallion Of The South' - At Last, Art With Balls

It will stand proudly in the Kent countryside, near the New Town Of Ebbsfleet Valley. It will be 164 feet tall, and probably made of concrete and fibreglass. It is the South's answer to 'The Angel Of The North' - a huge statue of a horse which will b...

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Funny story: Giant White Whores to Greet Cross-Channel Travellers

Giant White Whores to Greet Cross-Channel Travellers

Residents of Kent were up in arms last night as the latest news on the proposed "Gateway to the South" installation art project became clear. In an attempt to compete with the rusty half-man-half-glider statue (situated just off the A1, somewhere...

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Funny story: Horse Statue is a Load of Manure

Horse Statue is a Load of Manure

Residents have expressed fears that they may be dumped on from a great height by a giant horse statue - dubbed the 'Angel of the South' - planned for erection in Ebbsfleet, Kent. A local community group, led by Amrelie Thrick, has so far gathered...

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Funny story: Switch to Horse And Buggies Delayed Again

Switch to Horse And Buggies Delayed Again

Detriot - The big Three US Auto-makers have followed the lead of their foreign counterparts in agreeing to delay the introduction of horse drawn carriages for the US market. The planned conversion from horse power to horse-drawn power has been in the...

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