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Funny story: Thousands left homeless as tea partiers return home to find their trailer homes missing

Thousands left homeless as tea partiers return home to find their trailer homes missing

Washington, DC - Thousands of members of the Tea Party Express were left homeless as they returned home from the nations capital on Sunday and found their trailer homes missing. Early reports indicate that as many as 50,000 trailers went missing i...

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Funny story: True Purpose of "Cash for Clunkers" Finally Revealed

True Purpose of "Cash for Clunkers" Finally Revealed

The true purpose behind the government's "Cash for Clunkers" program has finally been revealed in the latest press release from the Obama Administration. In the program, auto companies paid up to $4500 trade-in for clunkers that had no real value (t...

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Funny story: 'Spare two luxury Georgian flats, a motor boat, two topless models, and a packet of Havana cigars for the 'omeless, mate?'

'Spare two luxury Georgian flats, a motor boat, two topless models, and a packet of Havana cigars for the 'omeless, mate?'

Westminster today was inundated with a new type of homeless beggar, beggars that no longer just want a 'penny for the homeless' or for a 'cup of tea', but for luxury goods and services. One down-and-out, dressed in a Saville Row suit and handmade...

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Funny story: If you were to be homeless, in which of the 195 countries on earth would you prefer to be so?

If you were to be homeless, in which of the 195 countries on earth would you prefer to be so?

There is so much economic devastation goin' on right now. The best of the best say things will get worse before they get better. Unemployment, it is predicted, may be as high as 9 percent by 2010. Thousands of retail store closings, small, and large businesses, are projected to in 2009. Foreclosures continue to rise. Financial institutions still refuse to lend. Colleges and universities struggle t...

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Funny story: Homeless dying after being given food stuffs

Homeless dying after being given food stuffs

DENVER, Colo - Mr. Onkeywoodsmien of the Larimer Good Bank of Treats (LGBT) here is asking patrons of the homeless to stop donating boxes full of aspartame. "These people are hungry, and they will eat what ever you dangle in front of them. And th...

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Funny story: Kell Logg Unleashes Diabetes Epidemic on San Francisco Homeless

Kell Logg Unleashes Diabetes Epidemic on San Francisco Homeless

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a continued campaign of hatred for pot smokers, the Kell Logg Flake Company has now launched all-out biological warfare on the homeless of San Francisco. Two volunteers were injured when the popular cereal manufacturer dumped...

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Funny story: Bush Mansion in Dallas to Become Homeless Shelter

Bush Mansion in Dallas to Become Homeless Shelter

Truly decent and ultra patriotic Amuricans like Laura and W Bush are stepping up to respond to the housing crisis that their negligent administration caused. Countless hardworking Americans are now without a roof over their heads because of Bush econ...

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Funny story: Hard Times? Game shows For Homeless People!

Hard Times? Game shows For Homeless People!

The three major United States television networks have announced their new spring schedules, all of which are heavy on game shows whose target audiences are homeless people.The most promising shows so far are those based on familiar themes. Here's a sample: Are You Smellier Than a Fifth Grader? Audience members try to decide who smells worse, a homeless person or a fifth-grade boy fresh out...

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Funny story: Hobos Getting High on Battery Acid and Aspartame

Hobos Getting High on Battery Acid and Aspartame

DETROIT - Now that lots full of new cars are being abandoned, hobos are moving in to 'salvage' the battery acid and cook up a new treat for the street. Normally too sour to consume, the battery acid is mixed with pure aspartame to make a sweet tangy...

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Funny story: Obama Will Build Encampments for Foreclosure Victims on Banker's Estates

Obama Will Build Encampments for Foreclosure Victims on Banker's Estates

The estates of wealthy financial industry executives will be opened to the victims of the foreclosure crisis, the office of President elect Barack Obama announced today. "Large estates such as the Boston home of ex-Freddie Mac CEO Richard Syron wi...

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Funny story: Circuit City Stores to House Credit-crunch victims

Circuit City Stores to House Credit-crunch victims

Empty Circuit City stores will be converted into shelters to house families displaced by the credit-foreclosure crunch, the company announced today. The bankrupt electronics retailer has 36 exurban locations ideally situated for use by local families...

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Funny story: UK Homeless forced to live in 'Neil Buchanan's' paper 'Art-Attack' City

UK Homeless forced to live in 'Neil Buchanan's' paper 'Art-Attack' City

Scouser Neil Buchanan is to build a city out of old jumpers, rubbish, newspapers and corrogated paper in a bid to house the UK's homeless. Buchanan who shot to fame in the 'kiddies' Saturday programme 'Number 73, as a scouse crook and car-thief',...

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Funny story: Down The Plughole - Economic Boom for Sewer People

Down The Plughole - Economic Boom for Sewer People

It's crunch time on the surface, but for those who live underground it's a different story. Dick Turpin (no relation) has been living in his local sewer for six years. He moved in there one cold winter's evening after his bench was set alight by s...

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Funny story: Poor Banned from Using Money

Poor Banned from Using Money

Today the upper classes of America succeeded in getting a bill passed banning poor people from using money. Having invested heavily in Senators and Legislators for decades they now saw it was time to remove the economy entirely from the lower masses...

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Funny story: Homelessness Starts At Home

Homelessness Starts At Home

Barack Obama's newest challenge has left him wondering what to do with the nearly 70% of Californians residing in Los Angeles. With all but one swing voting group in his pocket, Barack is going after the one constituency that has eluded every presid...

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Funny story: HBO's and Hobos Merge in Brave New World Depression!

HBO's and Hobos Merge in Brave New World Depression!

HBO's, Britain's largest mortgage lender appeared to be at the end of her rope as US economy tanked once again. As the American government has become the Union of Socialist States in Receivership, Britain's big, big bank looked like a goner, that is...

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Funny story: Most Homelessness Linked to Evictions by McCain

Most Homelessness Linked to Evictions by McCain

Investigations following Senator John McCain's statement that he doesn't know how many houses he owns have revealed that most homelessness in the United States today is the result of evictions from housing owned by the Arizona senator. Although...

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