For more than 25 years the gambling capital of the World, Las Vegas has been booming but America's failing economy has finally caught up with it. The real estate market, has collapsed and thousands of homes are being repossessed,also thousands of...
A government policy which aims to alleviate homelessness by encouraging members of the public to befriend hobo's has been branded 'a load of shite' by a group of men in white coats. The 'Bum'Chum' scheme was being pushed as a new way of involving...
It has been revealed today that a Junkie has been found living inside someone's gas meter. The Junkie was found on Tuesday after a client complained to the company about the fact that she had been experiencing unusually high gas bills. The gas en...
(Defecated News) X Factor reject and 'bloke-with-rubber-legs Ollie Murs has vowed never to return home after his loss in the finale of the show on Sunday. Friends have reported Ollie as living in the grassy patch in Albert Square, and have seen hi...
NEW YORK CITY, New York - In the wake of the wildly successful release of Gwen Thompson, a doll billed as a Homeless Girl who lives in a car with her mother, toy makers Tammel is unveiling their latest, just in time for some pre-season selling. L...
Washington, DC - Thousands of members of the Tea Party Express were left homeless as they returned home from the nations capital on Sunday and found their trailer homes missing. Early reports indicate that as many as 50,000 trailers went missing i...
The true purpose behind the government's "Cash for Clunkers" program has finally been revealed in the latest press release from the Obama Administration. In the program, auto companies paid up to $4500 trade-in for clunkers that had no real value (t...
Westminster today was inundated with a new type of homeless beggar, beggars that no longer just want a 'penny for the homeless' or for a 'cup of tea', but for luxury goods and services. One down-and-out, dressed in a Saville Row suit and handmade...
There is so much economic devastation goin' on right now. The best of the best say things will get worse before they get better. Unemployment, it is predicted, may be as high as 9 percent by 2010. Thousands of retail store closings, small, and large businesses, are projected to in 2009. Foreclosures continue to rise. Financial institutions still refuse to lend. Colleges and universities struggle t...
DENVER, Colo - Mr. Onkeywoodsmien of the Larimer Good Bank of Treats (LGBT) here is asking patrons of the homeless to stop donating boxes full of aspartame. "These people are hungry, and they will eat what ever you dangle in front of them. And th...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a continued campaign of hatred for pot smokers, the Kell Logg Flake Company has now launched all-out biological warfare on the homeless of San Francisco. Two volunteers were injured when the popular cereal manufacturer dumped...
Truly decent and ultra patriotic Amuricans like Laura and W Bush are stepping up to respond to the housing crisis that their negligent administration caused. Countless hardworking Americans are now without a roof over their heads because of Bush econ...
The three major United States television networks have announced their new spring schedules, all of which are heavy on game shows whose target audiences are homeless people.The most promising shows so far are those based on familiar themes. Here's a sample: Are You Smellier Than a Fifth Grader? Audience members try to decide who smells worse, a homeless person or a fifth-grade boy fresh out...
DETROIT - Now that lots full of new cars are being abandoned, hobos are moving in to 'salvage' the battery acid and cook up a new treat for the street. Normally too sour to consume, the battery acid is mixed with pure aspartame to make a sweet tangy...
The estates of wealthy financial industry executives will be opened to the victims of the foreclosure crisis, the office of President elect Barack Obama announced today. "Large estates such as the Boston home of ex-Freddie Mac CEO Richard Syron wi...
Empty Circuit City stores will be converted into shelters to house families displaced by the credit-foreclosure crunch, the company announced today. The bankrupt electronics retailer has 36 exurban locations ideally situated for use by local families...
Scouser Neil Buchanan is to build a city out of old jumpers, rubbish, newspapers and corrogated paper in a bid to house the UK's homeless. Buchanan who shot to fame in the 'kiddies' Saturday programme 'Number 73, as a scouse crook and car-thief',...
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