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Funny story: School Holidays are to be abolished

School Holidays are to be abolished

A Government think-tank has advised that British schools are not teaching children enough and that the best solution would be to abolish holidays altogether. In spite of record numbers

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Funny story: Cops query if Fritzl was architectural consultant to Portuguese holiday complex

Cops query if Fritzl was architectural consultant to Portuguese holiday complex

Portimao, Algarve - (Preposterous Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl has been questioned about possible architectural design connections to a Portuguese holiday home complex at the center of a missing child case.

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Funny story: RyanAir revealed to be an airline

RyanAir revealed to be an airline

In a shock expose by the BBC's "Watchdog" program last night, it was revealed that RyanAir is actually an airline.

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Funny story: Seasons in the Sun

Seasons in the Sun

The UK Tourism Board is to officially close down in July of this year, after many years of attempting to persuade the general public that the future of 'holidaying' was in the UK with little or no success.

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Funny story: Wii are Family

Wii are Family

As the Wii play station craze continues to rise, 'reality holidays' are set to prove popular meaning that the general public can now visit exotic locations without ever having to leave their home.

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Funny story: Butlins Cocaine Confusion

Butlins Cocaine Confusion

Butlins claims to have 'excited' customers booking up for the summer season by announcing they will not be filling their swimming pools with any water.

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Funny story: British Airways Advice For Travellers Handbook Available From Today

British Airways Advice For Travellers Handbook Available From Today

British Airways has reacted to its seemingly unending problems at its new £4.3billion facility Terminal 5, by publishing an advisory booklet for passengers who may have tried to travel from T5, entitled What...

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Funny story: "Get stuffed" this holiday; advice from voluptuous fitness guru, Cloy Bauer

"Get stuffed" this holiday; advice from voluptuous fitness guru, Cloy Bauer

Today show nutritionist, fitness guru and founder of the Cloy Fit club, Cloy "the joy of epicurean and gluttonous behavior" Bauer says that Thanksgiving doesn't have to be feast or famine as long as you follow her advice: * Wake up in the morning on Thanksgiving Day and have lots of passionate sex on. Nobody has to be at work, and, sex lasting long enough, can stimulate yo...

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Funny story: WIN! A Luxury Holiday for 5 - then 4 - in Sunny Portugal!

WIN! A Luxury Holiday for 5 - then 4 - in Sunny Portugal!

WIN - for you and your family - a luxury holiday in Portugal, now officially the new hot destination for tourists and property buyers. Thanks to a good day at the races, I am giving away special tickets for one lucky family to have the ride of their life in Portugal.

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Funny story: Holiday Hoodies Run Riot In Rhyl Rumpus

Holiday Hoodies Run Riot In Rhyl Rumpus

Police in Rhyl say they are looking for an "extremely young girl" after an amusement arcade in the seaside town was terrorised and "taken apart" by a gang of children wearing hooded tops. The girl in question, who is thought to have been the alleg...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown's Holiday Misery

Gordon Brown's Holiday Misery

The new UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been criticised for not taking a holiday despite being in the job for almost 6 weeks.

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Funny story: Holiday Hell: Bags Held Up At London's Heathrow Airport

Holiday Hell: Bags Held Up At London's Heathrow Airport

London Heathrow's Terminal 4 was closed down today after the British Prime Minister convened an emergency meeting of Cobra, the UK government's civil contingencies committee.

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Funny story: Colditz: a holiday destination with a difference

Colditz: a holiday destination with a difference

Colditz Castle, once a prison used to keep Allied POWs is marketing itself as a holiday destination.

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Funny story: Ten Movies I Will Never Make

Ten Movies I Will Never Make

1) "It's an out-of-this-world holiday romp that'll have you on a rocketship to fun!"...

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Funny story: Yuletide Fire Log Videos In Review

Yuletide Fire Log Videos In Review

It may only be July, but it's never to early to think about just which Yuletide Fire Log video you've got to add to your holiday collection. Here's the skinny on the best of the best on DVD: Yuletide Fire Log * * *...

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Funny story: Air Travel Banned Shock

Air Travel Banned Shock

In a new move intended to save the planet, member states of The United Nations have met and decided to ban all air travel henceforth.

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Funny story: Northern Ireland Tourist Attraction Gets A Makeover

Northern Ireland Tourist Attraction Gets A Makeover

The Northern Ireland Tourist Board has unveiled its latest initiative to bring tourists back to Antrim's north coast.

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