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Funny story: Top Ten Results of the Heat Caused by Global Warming

Top Ten Results of the Heat Caused by Global Warming

10. The phrase "go to Hell" is received as a message of hope...

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Funny story: Super Size Me? HELL YA!

Super Size Me? HELL YA!

(Sacramento, Calif)- Remember the ground breaking documentary where Morgan Spurlock tried to eat nothing but McDonald's for 30 straight days? Me too, is that guy the biggest dumbfuck or what?...

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Funny story: Hell - Nice in the Winter Time

Hell - Nice in the Winter Time

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - Hell is a nice place to visit during the winter months. Our travel reporter was there last year during February and saved his report for the end of summer. This is the best time to start making winter vacation travel arrangements.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Repents

Dick Cheney Repents

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Dick Cheney, after doing some soul searching, repented of his sins and his crimes against humanity. He finally realized that money grubbing, killing, maiming, and making people die of starvation wasn't very ni...

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Funny story: Princes Plan 'Chip off the Old Block' Memorial

Princes Plan 'Chip off the Old Block' Memorial

In a tell-all-that-suits interview with Hell No! manglezine, Princes William and Harry have agreed their planned memorial service will be 'just what Mummy would have done.'...

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Funny story: Hell Bound Train Derails

Hell Bound Train Derails

Hell's Gap, Wyoming (IP) - Hell bound train Hades 6-500 derailed today as it sped wildly south bound through snow covered terrain in northern Wyoming. It was a fortuitous turn of events for passengers aboard the sweltering hot and crowded confin...

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Funny story: Hell child rejected at Australian Catholic school

Hell child rejected at Australian Catholic school

Melbourne, Australia - (Ass Mess): A five year old boy with an Austrian family surname than means 'bright' has been banned from attending St Peter the Apostle School Roman Catholic in Melbourne because priests fear his presence will incite sp...

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Funny story: Bernard Manning - To Heaven Or Hell?

Bernard Manning - To Heaven Or Hell?

As the mist cleared, Bernard Manning found himself standing in front of tall, golden gates with a bright light shining through them from beyond. So bright he had to squint and shield his eyes.

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Funny story: New Gig for Saddam Hussein: Satan's Court Jester

New Gig for Saddam Hussein: Satan's Court Jester

FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL (AP Newsliar) -- Deposed Iraqi president Saddam Hussein, executed on December 30, 2006 for crimes against the people of Iraq, has been selected for a new role as Satan's official court jester.

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Funny story: Billy Bob Found a Terrerist on YouTube!

Billy Bob Found a Terrerist on YouTube!

Gal Dang Roy! Billy Bob here! Git yer shotgun! I found one o dem real live terrerist fellas on this here YouTube thang. He's spoutin' all that gibberish about Allah and Jihad and Mohammad and stuff. Hell, he's even talkin' about PEACE! He's probly not only a Ilamalist fundamentalism, but a hippy too! He even sed that Mohammud was the greatest prophet, an' we all know that the greatest proph...

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Funny story: Global Warming in Hell

Global Warming in Hell

Well, it seems as though some people just can't get any breaks. Of all the places which least need to feel the effects of global warming, Hell undoubtedly tops the list.

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Funny story: Daimler Chrysler to Be Purchased By Cerberus

Daimler Chrysler to Be Purchased By Cerberus

Diamler Chrysler has announced that 80% of the money losing company will be purchased by Cerberus. This move is being made in an attempt to keep one of the world's largest auto makers solvent.

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Funny story: Woodstock Nation Becomes Incontinent Nation

Woodstock Nation Becomes Incontinent Nation

The year was 1969 and 450,000 people went to a pasture in Sullivan county and had a hell of a party.

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Funny story: Why I Hate War: View From a Soldier

Why I Hate War: View From a Soldier

"War is hell." I'm not sure exactly who said that, but I know it to be true. Though I was never actually in combat myself, I did watch "Saving Private Ryan", so I'm a bit of an authority on that subject. Sometimes, though, peace time can be just as brutal.

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Funny story: Cheney dead, resuscitated: 'I regret so much'

Cheney dead, resuscitated: 'I regret so much'

Vice President Dick Cheney collapsed Sunday morning while taking a shower. "Luckily he carries a panic button," said his doctor. "He was dead several minutes before we got to him."...

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Funny story: Ernest Gallo Goes to Hell!

Ernest Gallo Goes to Hell!

In an amazing replay of the Lucan Gospel parable of Dives the rich man who denied the leperous, starving Lazarus the very crumbs from his sumptuous table, Ernest Gallo was sent to hell today for his oppression of poor, migrant grape-pickers who helpe...

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Funny story: Hell In A Nutshell - One Man's Strange and Twisted Journey in Search of the American Dream

Hell In A Nutshell - One Man's Strange and Twisted Journey in Search of the American Dream

Hell In A Nutshell By Joey Thomas Oh My God! Donald Trump sure knew how to build a casino. Bright pinks, bold...

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