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Funny story: Paul Sings for Peace (and Lawyer Fees)

Paul Sings for Peace (and Lawyer Fees)

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - TheSpoof.com writer CalJennings had no idea that Sir Paul McCartney would take him up on his suggestion to sing for world peace, but that's just what Sir Paul plans to do.

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney's ex leg to headline Kate Moss catwalk show.

Heather Mills McCartney's ex leg to headline Kate Moss catwalk show.

Following on from "The Leg's" tour de force on Dancing with Stars, Heather Mills McCartney's ex appendage has been the talk of the town and not just one town, but several.

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Funny story: Mills is booted off US dance show, leg stays to go into next round.

Mills is booted off US dance show, leg stays to go into next round.

Heather Mills is a bit miffed to say the least; the poor monoped has been having a tough time of things of late despite her trying to ingratiate herself to the general public by entering arse kicking contests and dancing competitions.

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Funny story: Thousands of animal rights activists to benefit as Mills booted off show

Thousands of animal rights activists to benefit as Mills booted off show

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Thousands of animal rights activists will benefit from the whopping big performance fee paid to peroxide monoped Dancing with the Star Whores contestant Heather Mills who was booted off the show last night after six gruellin...

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Funny story: McCartney wins leg in divorce settlement

McCartney wins leg in divorce settlement

Paul McCartney was today awarded Heather Mills' false leg as part of the divorce settlement.

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Funny story: Passengers reach for the sickbag as Heather Mills dances mile high

Passengers reach for the sickbag as Heather Mills dances mile high

Atlantic Ocean - (Ass Mess): It's every passenger's top nightmare. A ten hour non-stop flight from LA to London and the on board entertainment system suddenly fails. Then who should spring up from their first class seat and offer to cheer u...

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Funny story: Baby Knut death threats from Heather Mills

Baby Knut death threats from Heather Mills

Berlin - (Rotters): Police are investigating claims that notorious animal rights activist Heather Mills is behind death threats to Berlin Zoo's star exhibit Knut, the little bi-polar bear that fanatics claim should have been put down after being...

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Funny story: Heather Mills-McCartney has prosthetic vagina fitted following dance accident!

Heather Mills-McCartney has prosthetic vagina fitted following dance accident!

Beleaguered ex strumpet and former Beatle wife, Heather Mills is said to be in a stable condition following an accident on Dancing with Stars yesterday.

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Funny story: Diana Fountain turns blood red as Heather Mills blamed for William getting dumped

Diana Fountain turns blood red as Heather Mills blamed for William getting dumped

Hype Park, London - (Ass Mess): The waters of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain developed bleeding stigmata today after Heather Mills emerged as the culprit behind Kate Middleton's dumping of William.

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Funny story: Dancing with the Star Whores: Heather Mills' and George Bush's Lust Tango in Paris

Dancing with the Star Whores: Heather Mills' and George Bush's Lust Tango in Paris

New York - (Ass Mess): A frantic Heather Mills has been caught in secret email exchanges with President George W Bush by private investigators working for her husband's divorce lawyers.

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Funny story: Blades of Glory to go Dancing With the Stars

Blades of Glory to go Dancing With the Stars

Dancing with the stars... on ice! That's the premise thought up by a young, unobservant intern at NBC.

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Funny story: Heather Mills seeking woodworm treatment

Heather Mills seeking woodworm treatment

London - (Assinine Press): Dancing with the Stars contestant Heather Mills has flown back to London for an emergency consultation with Harley Street pest control experts after her false leg became infested with woodworm on the US TV show dance floor.

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Funny story: Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills, the only Beatles partner more disliked than Yoko, has overcome the fact that she only has one leg to go Dancing With The 'Stars'.

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Funny story: Heather Mills accused of making hoax emergency calls

Heather Mills accused of making hoax emergency calls

Heather Mills McCartney, reportedly nervous about her upcoming appearance in the hit series 'Dancing with the Stars' on ABC television, has been cautioned for making unwarranted emergency 999 calls to West Sussex Police asking for the assista...

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Says They're All Out To Get Her

Heather Mills McCartney Says They're All Out To Get Her

Geordie strumpet and porno star, Heather Mills McCartney, has said in a BBC interview that there are mighty forces ranged against her and that everybody's out to get her.

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Funny story: Naked Heather Wants A Quiet Life

Naked Heather Wants A Quiet Life

Misshapen model Heather Mills McCartney has tried to appear naked on British television to announce to the world that she is not a publicity seeker.

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Funny story: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed names Heather Mills accomplice

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed names Heather Mills accomplice

Guantanamo Bay - (Ass Press): Pakistani terror mercenary Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has named Heather Mills as his accomplice in the planning of strategic terror hits on the UK.

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