12. Special ass flap for gown. $25. But free if you allow some advertising there. 11. 3D TV in every room and always on, $50 per day. 10. Carrying charge for wheeling you out to your car in a wheelchair. 9. Tip for guard who watched over your car while you were inside. $10-$25. 8. Any pubic shaving mishaps. 7. Appendix replacement, $200. 6. Extra, extra special sponge baths are $...
What began as a routine procedure at Trafford Hospital turned into a bloody awful scene for Health Secretary Andrew Burnham when a staff member of the facility relived past glory. Mr. Burnham visited the out patient sector in order to have a vasectom...
Rush Limbaugh exploded live on the air today while ranting against the Obamas administrations New health care bill. Doctors are citing an impacted colon for the reason of explosion. Some were quoted as saying "This takes being full of shit to...
Obama is trying to recruit British Doctors. Don't let him do this. O.K. so I am now living in Canada, but I'm a true Brit. at heart. British Doctors are amazing, once you can understand them, as most are Asian, very clever in their chosen field but need interpreters with them whilst working with patients. This does mean that Brits. have to pay for the interpreters as well as the wonderfu...
Along with the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act and the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act that President Obama signed into law on March 23, the President also signed the Universal and Necessary Sexual Addiction Treatment (UNSAT) Act of 2010. Apparently this law was passed during the lunch break the day the Democrats shutdown Congress in order to caucus on health care refo...
Washington DC: The passage of federal health care reform legislation has made left wing activist groups realize that any increased costs incurred by the taxpayers for health care will decrease their own revenue intake. A survey indicated that vari...
In a move applauded by all social reformers President Barrack Obama announced his plan to pay for the massive health care reforms as well as address the moral decay of the country. Beginning 1-1-2011 all news, internet, and television programming...
Dressed in Lady Gaga kilt and carrying his metaphorical bagpipes Gordon Brown spoke to an excited throng of fans, numbering in the tens, during the Butte Spring Footwear Extravaganza. The annual event is sponsored by the American Podiatrist Assoc...
WASHINGTON - President Obama recently signed the latest version of the new health care bill, the King James version, into law after it passed through congress with much hatred and animosity. The bill, roughly 2,800 pages long, entails a universa...
Intrepid FOX News reporters have uncovered a heinous left wing plot to do in Americas older generation. While many were decrying the hard rights scary chatter that the left was going to let older citizens die out, it turns out that the truth is even...
Taking a cue from the Red Shirt movement in Thailand where approximately 50,000 protesters siphoned their own blood to throw on members of Congress, Glenn Beck is considering asking his viewers to have their blood drawn and sent to his show in vials...
As is the case anytime the Democrats link the words 'historic' and 'legislation' all hell breaks loose and the truth seeps through various crack pots. In one of several aspects of Health Care reform the 'Take your Life' incentive for seniors is b...
The Reverend Jesse Jackson and his evil twin Reverend Jeremiah Wright stood side by side with fists raised high and openly condemned both President Obama and his Health Care Reform. Fortunately you, the reader, did not have to sit and wait through on...
Voting under the mantel of "More Green Jobs" and "Fighting against Global Warming" the city council finally managed to pass a 2010 budget sustaining their 1998 vote to legalize home grown marijuana. Former Mayor, now city councilman, Marion Barry,...
Most congressional leaders missed the verbal and visual cues while standing in the oval office during the historic signing of the health care bill, but President Obama admitted that he was "hard" while talking about the process of significant change.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Stoners across the country are holding mass celebrations after word spread that a tiny amendment tucked into the massive Health Care Reform bill legalized marijuana in the United States. "I'm so stoke...
The mob takes over Washington: Blinky Pelosi, who looks like she went to the mattress one too many times, machine gunned down the Republican Party yesterday in a slaughter on Capital Hill reminiscent of the Valentine's Day Massacre back in the Roarin...
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