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Funny story: Michael Jackson Thriller comeback gig for Halloween

Michael Jackson Thriller comeback gig for Halloween

Michael Jackson is warming up, quite literally, for a massive comeback spooktacular and to perform his huge hit, Thriller, as it should be seen, with no make up required. Stars, celebs and quite a few famous people are all clamouring for tickets t...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing in 'cold recanting mystic' Halloween shocker!

Strictly Come Dancing in 'cold recanting mystic' Halloween shocker!

London - (Trick or Treat Mess): A rearrangement of the popular Beeb show name has stunned Halloween TV audiences. A 'cold recanting mystic' anagram is sparking a conspiracy theorists' turf war among Strictly Come Dancing wingnutz this weekend.

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Funny story: Halloween Horror - Michael Myers Lives On!

Halloween Horror - Michael Myers Lives On!

The residents of the small all American town of Haddonfield, Illinois won't be resting easily in their beds tonight, as the local police department revealed that masked knife weilding maniac, Michael Myers is still very much alive and kicking. Pol...

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Funny story: Satirical Website Declares Halloween 'Welsh Day'

Satirical Website Declares Halloween 'Welsh Day'

Internationally disowned satirical website www.TheSpoof.com has made the groundbreaking decision to designate the 31st of October - Halloween - as 'Welsh Day.' Site administrator Charles Laughton (who played Quasimodo in 'The Hunchback Of Notre Da...

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Funny story: Local Man In Halloween Booze Fuelled Shopping Horror

Local Man In Halloween Booze Fuelled Shopping Horror

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock got the fright of his life today when in a moment of abject boredom he decided to pop up the local shops for a few dozen cans of strong Belgian lager to see him through Halloween, and which hopefully will last him beyond...

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Funny story: US Halloween and UK Halloween are not the same Halloween, scary!

US Halloween and UK Halloween are not the same Halloween, scary!

The US are stark raving bonkers about Halloween and hoped, like every other sickness they export, that it would catch on back in the "Old World" with their main allies the UK. The UK normally are first to adopt everything that the US throws at the...

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Funny story: How To Bake The Perfect Pumpkin Pie This Halloween

How To Bake The Perfect Pumpkin Pie This Halloween

Yes, Halloween is upon us once again. The night of the Witches is traditionally celebrated by children dressing up in scary costumes and then terrorising elderly neighbours into giving them their cash. But Halloween is also the time for the humble pumpkin to take centre stage. On October 31st this rarely eaten big berry suddenly becomes all the rage. Pumpkin pie, made from the leftovers after a...

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Funny story: Randy and Evi Quaid To Star In "The Hollywood Star Whackers Vs. The Halloween Pumpkin Punks"

Randy and Evi Quaid To Star In "The Hollywood Star Whackers Vs. The Halloween Pumpkin Punks"

HOLLYWOOD - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with TriMoon Films has just announced that filming will soon begin on the new Hollywood-Halloween suspense thriller by Italian director Staccato Monteverdi. The movie entitled The Hollywood Star Wh...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

According to Skoob Entertainment News Hollywood correspondent, Brick McMuffin, the hottest ticket in town this week is for a themed Halloween party at a rented mansion in a secret location, high in the Hollywood Hills. Hosted by Twilight triumvira...

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Funny story: Be A Hallowe'en Saint, Not A Devil Say Bishops

Be A Hallowe'en Saint, Not A Devil Say Bishops

Kids are being urged to go around performing miracles at Hallowe'en rather than playing their more traditional "trick-or-treat" games. Roman Catholic bishops are saying that kids should not dress up as witches and devils. More acceptable would be...

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Funny story: California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He Will Be Outlawing Halloween

California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He Will Be Outlawing Halloween

SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sat in his California governor's mansion and told a throng of assembled reporters that he has decided to ban the age old tradition of Halloween. The governor said that there are several reasons why he ha...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Special "The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires"

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Special "The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for the Nickelodeon Network has just announced that they will soon begin filming on a Halloween special based on Elvira McFiddletocky's 18th century novel The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires. The specia...

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Funny story: Dastardly FOX News Sends Out "Frankenfans" To Rub Out Liberals

Dastardly FOX News Sends Out "Frankenfans" To Rub Out Liberals

A bizarre plot has been uncovered that is sending chills down the spines of many liberals, free thinkers and political independents. A leaked memo from the highest levels of FOX News to leaders of the top ultra conservative movements reveals that...

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Funny story: Global Vampire Halloween Costume Shortages Reported

Global Vampire Halloween Costume Shortages Reported

The Association of Halloween Costume Providers (AHCP) have issued a statement advising anybody who is considering renting a vampire costume for the Halloween festivities to act fast, or else face huge disappointment. Ever popular, vampire costumes...

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Funny story: Tiny ghouls prowl UK streets in search of sexual gratification

Tiny ghouls prowl UK streets in search of sexual gratification

Police have warned the public to lock their doors and stay vigilant tonight October 31st as it is feared hordes of the undead are prowling the country's streets in search of sexual gratification. One lady, 71 year old Madge Mingerly, who asked to...

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Funny story: 'Sherlock Holmes and the Curse of Halloween'

'Sherlock Holmes and the Curse of Halloween'

'Has this story started yet?', Sherlock Holmes asked his colleague Dr. Watson, 'and if so what's for breakfast?' 'Yes, Holmes it has, but this morning we're having sauteed kippers in a hollandaise sauce with just that frisson of lime zest that makes all the difference.' 'Just peanut butter and toast for me and a pint of strong tea', Holmes said, and picked up The Daily Maily to read. 'Why, it's...

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Funny story: Halloween Pirate Boy Makes a Million in one Night

Halloween Pirate Boy Makes a Million in one Night

A Halloween Pirate boy called Jack (and his little sister) have made a Million pounds in one night. They achieved this act of financial wonder by dressing up as pirates and kidnapping Barrack Obama. They got the idea from watching the news. Th...

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