Michael Jackson is warming up, quite literally, for a massive comeback spooktacular and to perform his huge hit, Thriller, as it should be seen, with no make up required. Stars, celebs and quite a few famous people are all clamouring for tickets t...
London - (Trick or Treat Mess): A rearrangement of the popular Beeb show name has stunned Halloween TV audiences. A 'cold recanting mystic' anagram is sparking a conspiracy theorists' turf war among Strictly Come Dancing wingnutz this weekend.
The residents of the small all American town of Haddonfield, Illinois won't be resting easily in their beds tonight, as the local police department revealed that masked knife weilding maniac, Michael Myers is still very much alive and kicking. Pol...
Internationally disowned satirical website www.TheSpoof.com has made the groundbreaking decision to designate the 31st of October - Halloween - as 'Welsh Day.' Site administrator Charles Laughton (who played Quasimodo in 'The Hunchback Of Notre Da...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock got the fright of his life today when in a moment of abject boredom he decided to pop up the local shops for a few dozen cans of strong Belgian lager to see him through Halloween, and which hopefully will last him beyond...
The US are stark raving bonkers about Halloween and hoped, like every other sickness they export, that it would catch on back in the "Old World" with their main allies the UK. The UK normally are first to adopt everything that the US throws at the...
Yes, Halloween is upon us once again. The night of the Witches is traditionally celebrated by children dressing up in scary costumes and then terrorising elderly neighbours into giving them their cash. But Halloween is also the time for the humble pumpkin to take centre stage. On October 31st this rarely eaten big berry suddenly becomes all the rage. Pumpkin pie, made from the leftovers after a...
HOLLYWOOD - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with TriMoon Films has just announced that filming will soon begin on the new Hollywood-Halloween suspense thriller by Italian director Staccato Monteverdi. The movie entitled The Hollywood Star Wh...
According to Skoob Entertainment News Hollywood correspondent, Brick McMuffin, the hottest ticket in town this week is for a themed Halloween party at a rented mansion in a secret location, high in the Hollywood Hills. Hosted by Twilight triumvira...
Kids are being urged to go around performing miracles at Hallowe'en rather than playing their more traditional "trick-or-treat" games. Roman Catholic bishops are saying that kids should not dress up as witches and devils. More acceptable would be...
SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sat in his California governor's mansion and told a throng of assembled reporters that he has decided to ban the age old tradition of Halloween. The governor said that there are several reasons why he ha...
HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for the Nickelodeon Network has just announced that they will soon begin filming on a Halloween special based on Elvira McFiddletocky's 18th century novel The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires. The specia...
A bizarre plot has been uncovered that is sending chills down the spines of many liberals, free thinkers and political independents. A leaked memo from the highest levels of FOX News to leaders of the top ultra conservative movements reveals that...
The Association of Halloween Costume Providers (AHCP) have issued a statement advising anybody who is considering renting a vampire costume for the Halloween festivities to act fast, or else face huge disappointment. Ever popular, vampire costumes...
Police have warned the public to lock their doors and stay vigilant tonight October 31st as it is feared hordes of the undead are prowling the country's streets in search of sexual gratification. One lady, 71 year old Madge Mingerly, who asked to...
'Has this story started yet?', Sherlock Holmes asked his colleague Dr. Watson, 'and if so what's for breakfast?' 'Yes, Holmes it has, but this morning we're having sauteed kippers in a hollandaise sauce with just that frisson of lime zest that makes all the difference.' 'Just peanut butter and toast for me and a pint of strong tea', Holmes said, and picked up The Daily Maily to read. 'Why, it's...
A Halloween Pirate boy called Jack (and his little sister) have made a Million pounds in one night. They achieved this act of financial wonder by dressing up as pirates and kidnapping Barrack Obama. They got the idea from watching the news. Th...
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