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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Denies Ownership of Hair in Soup

Gordon Ramsay Denies Ownership of Hair in Soup

Friends of Gordon Ramsay have tonight denied that a hair found in a bowl of his speciality Scottish soup ever belonged to him. Friends say the super Chef's hair is firmly fixed to his head and does not fall out. Gordon was backed up on this...

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Funny story: The Unbelievable Reasons Why The Gay Hair Stylist To The Bachelorettes On The Reality Show "The Bachelor" Was Fired!

The Unbelievable Reasons Why The Gay Hair Stylist To The Bachelorettes On The Reality Show "The Bachelor" Was Fired!

LOS ANGELES - According to an article which appeared in The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser newspaper executives of ABCs The Bachelor have fired the shows hair stylist to the bachelorettes Ramon of Redondo Beach. In an exclusive interview with LA2W...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's hairdo is actually a wig made out of his own hair

Justin Bieber's hairdo is actually a wig made out of his own hair

Teen heart-throb - he of the full head of hair has been uncovered. Turns out that the great big pudding bowl of hair on his head is - horrors - actually a wig! And better yet, it's made out of his own hair! Seems Justin started losing his hair w...

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Funny story: Real Lives: The Hairdresser

Real Lives: The Hairdresser

Today, we speak to Larry Limpit, Hairdresser to the stars. HELLO LARRY, WHEN DID YOU START HAIRDRESSING? "Oh, let me see, it was just after my mother had her veins done, and Slack Alice had the bends. So it would be about 1966 in the winter, cos I had the palsy." DO YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK? "Love every minute of it sweety, the glamour, the drama, Everhard with his tantrums, every day...

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Funny story: Big Hair Primed For A Massive Revival

Big Hair Primed For A Massive Revival

Big hair is making a comeback among males, and that's official! The days of Britons sporting baldy headshaves to hide natural baldness are now gone, or at least, not in fashion any more, as the younger generation males rebel against close cropped hea...

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Funny story: "Arm-hair Foul" called in World Cup Pool game

"Arm-hair Foul" called in World Cup Pool game

It's true, one of the silliest things I've heard, nonetheless true. "Arm-hair foul" was called by a female referee today in the Italy v Phillipines World Cup Pool game. Let this be a lesson to all pool players out there, SHAVE YOUR BLOODY ARMS BEFORE A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. You would think they would have thought of that - being professional pool players. It's obvious to me and I don't even...

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Funny story: Pubic Hair Found in Bath

Pubic Hair Found in Bath

A friend who was fried alive by his girl friend for leaving the toilet seat up should hear my tale of woe. I left one of my curliest pubic hairs in the bath. On top of that I used her toothbrush - even after kissing her I was not forgiven for that. I pulled the sheet from her side of the bed. I kicked her when I was dreaming. I broke a plate when doing the washing up. I got mud on t...

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Funny story: Rod Blagojevich to Auction Hair on Ebay

Rod Blagojevich to Auction Hair on Ebay

CHICAGO, IL - Rod Blagojevich announced today that he was auctioning his hair on Ebay to help pay for his next trial. When one reporter asked the ex-governor of Illinois why he wouldn't donate his hair to charity, Mr. Blagojevich responded: "I...

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Funny story: BP Asks Greeks to Shave Back Hair to Aid Gulf Disaster

BP Asks Greeks to Shave Back Hair to Aid Gulf Disaster

Athens, Greece - Greece's debt burden is so excessive that the country is looking at every alternative to reduce their burden. With the concurrence from the European Union, Greece has decided to mandate all citizens to shave their back hair daily for...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Cuts Off His Braids - He Now Looks Like An Old, Ugly Kathy Griffin

Willie Nelson Cuts Off His Braids - He Now Looks Like An Old, Ugly Kathy Griffin

ROUND ROCK, Texas - Willie Nelson had just finished performing at The Round Rock City Limits Bar & Grill when he was asked about his new hair look. Willie, who is 77, said that he went and had his waist length braids cut off because he simply...

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Funny story: Political Power Correlates with Length of Armpit Hair

Political Power Correlates with Length of Armpit Hair

Research scientists working at the Advanced Political Institute of Theory (APIT), have broken new ground in the field of female armpit hair as it relates to political power. At the moment, no one in the mainstream media knows for certain if E...

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Funny story: Centre partings can be a health risk

Centre partings can be a health risk

People with neat centre partings in their hair are less healthy than those with less immaculate hair styles, scientists have discovered. Dr Herbert Kerls and his colleagues at the Institute of Trichology, Central Florida, collected photographs of...

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Funny story: Local Man Admits He's Never Seen His Own Head

Local Man Admits He's Never Seen His Own Head

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today revealed to long-suffering wife Anne that he had never actually seen his own head. The revelation came about as the culmination of a strange series of head and hair related coincidences. Early in the day, Shu...

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Funny story: John Terry's Mohawk To Be Fully Grown By World Cup Opening

John Terry's Mohawk To Be Fully Grown By World Cup Opening

Insiders in the Chelsea and England camps today confirmed that the Mohawk haircut sported by Chelsea skipper John Terry in the defeat to Manchester City last weekend, will be fully grown by the time the World Cup kicks off in South Africa. There w...

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Funny story: Man grows beard on back of head

Man grows beard on back of head

Local dead-head Iver Stronganja has repeated something experts said could only happen once in the age of Aquarius - he has grown a beard squarely on the back of his head! In an interview he said, "Last fall I decided to go for it again and get so...

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Funny story: Faye's Hair Emporium in Mix-up at Olympic Curling Stadium

Faye's Hair Emporium in Mix-up at Olympic Curling Stadium

Olympic authorities escorted two women from the curling floor Wednesday. Rosanna Donaldson and Pepper Jamey stated that they received what later appeared to be a crank phone call requesting a "high curl and dye job" at the facility in Vancouver.

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Funny story: Science Breakthrough: No More Baldness!

Science Breakthrough: No More Baldness!

A spokesman for Aramore Laboratories in Little Rock, Arkansas, say they can now take a totally bald client and leave him with a full head of hair in only a few hours. "Of course, they need to stay at the 'step-Down' for a couple of days to make su...

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