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Funny story: British Hair In A Bottle? American Women Say, 'No Way!"

British Hair In A Bottle? American Women Say, 'No Way!"

With the intense media coverage of Kate Middleton's pending entry into the rarified world of fashion icon-istic-fabulosity, American women who are always the primary targets of such rot, are being told by media pundits that Miss Middleton is the po...

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Funny story: Donald Trump all set for a total make-over on the final OPRAH show in May

Donald Trump all set for a total make-over on the final OPRAH show in May

Donald Trump has agreed to help Oprah make the final airing of her show to be extremely memorable. He has agreed to have a 'total make-over' including THE hair. Top stylist to the stars "Fabio deScizzario" has been chosed to restyle THE hair.

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Katy Perry Deny That There Is Trouble In "Hairadise"

Russell Brand and Katy Perry Deny That There Is Trouble In "Hairadise"

LONDON - Mr. and Mrs. Russell Brand have just celebrated their five month marriage and some individuals who are close to the two stars say that to use an old Cleveland cliché, 'the honeymoon is over.' One unnamed friend of the couple, who spoke on...

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Funny story: Arkansas Outlaws Adult Male Ponytails

Arkansas Outlaws Adult Male Ponytails

LITTLE ROCK - The Arkansas State Legislature has just passed a bill banning adult males over the age of 21, from wearing ponytails. The bill was first proposed by Senator Cottonwood Foxfrick, who pointed out that he recently attended a Foxfrick fa...

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Funny story: Concern Rises As Police Hunt For Missing Jedward's Hair

Concern Rises As Police Hunt For Missing Jedward's Hair

Concerns are escalating today as police step-up their nationwide search for Jedward's hair. The X-Factor losers were made famous for their out of tune singing and twee Irish accents back in 2009. The duo gained notoriety when conspiracy theorists...

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Funny story: Man Likes His Coconuts Big and Hairy

Man Likes His Coconuts Big and Hairy

A gay man has spoken openly about his likes, in bed. Larry Sabu, 20, said that he likes nice, big, hard coconuts to be covered in hair and with "nice sized holes" for his fingers to linger in. Larry was speaking to a food magazine about what a...

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Funny story: Supermarket orders product recall on bad shampoo

Supermarket orders product recall on bad shampoo

A big UK shopping brand unveiled a new type of shampoo called 'Secret Shine 2 in 1' a few weeks ago. Nobody knew what the secret thing about it was, but now we spill the beans on this horrendous shampoo! It contained a secret ingredient known as '...

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Funny story: Scousers steal Andy Carroll's ponytail

Scousers steal Andy Carroll's ponytail

Britain's most expensive Geordie, Andy Carroll has had his trademark ponytail stolen on his first day in Liverpool. The 23 year old from Byker Grove in Newcastle was surrounded by a gang of curly haired, moustached, shell suit wearing stereotypes...

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Funny story: Hairapy Sweeps the US

Hairapy Sweeps the US

A new shopping complex has opened up in Hollywood's Bel Air. But it is no ordinary shopping mall. It is run entirely by nurses and trained professionals in psychology and psychotherapy. It covers ten acres, is four stories high and houses many shops,...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Denies Ownership of Hair in Soup

Gordon Ramsay Denies Ownership of Hair in Soup

Friends of Gordon Ramsay have tonight denied that a hair found in a bowl of his speciality Scottish soup ever belonged to him. Friends say the super Chef's hair is firmly fixed to his head and does not fall out. Gordon was backed up on this...

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Funny story: The Unbelievable Reasons Why The Gay Hair Stylist To The Bachelorettes On The Reality Show "The Bachelor" Was Fired!

The Unbelievable Reasons Why The Gay Hair Stylist To The Bachelorettes On The Reality Show "The Bachelor" Was Fired!

LOS ANGELES - According to an article which appeared in The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser newspaper executives of ABCs The Bachelor have fired the shows hair stylist to the bachelorettes Ramon of Redondo Beach. In an exclusive interview with LA2W...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's hairdo is actually a wig made out of his own hair

Justin Bieber's hairdo is actually a wig made out of his own hair

Teen heart-throb - he of the full head of hair has been uncovered. Turns out that the great big pudding bowl of hair on his head is - horrors - actually a wig! And better yet, it's made out of his own hair! Seems Justin started losing his hair w...

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Funny story: Real Lives: The Hairdresser

Real Lives: The Hairdresser

Today, we speak to Larry Limpit, Hairdresser to the stars. HELLO LARRY, WHEN DID YOU START HAIRDRESSING? "Oh, let me see, it was just after my mother had her veins done, and Slack Alice had the bends. So it would be about 1966 in the winter, cos I had the palsy." DO YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK? "Love every minute of it sweety, the glamour, the drama, Everhard with his tantrums, every day...

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Funny story: Big Hair Primed For A Massive Revival

Big Hair Primed For A Massive Revival

Big hair is making a comeback among males, and that's official! The days of Britons sporting baldy headshaves to hide natural baldness are now gone, or at least, not in fashion any more, as the younger generation males rebel against close cropped hea...

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Funny story: "Arm-hair Foul" called in World Cup Pool game

"Arm-hair Foul" called in World Cup Pool game

It's true, one of the silliest things I've heard, nonetheless true. "Arm-hair foul" was called by a female referee today in the Italy v Phillipines World Cup Pool game. Let this be a lesson to all pool players out there, SHAVE YOUR BLOODY ARMS BEFORE A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. You would think they would have thought of that - being professional pool players. It's obvious to me and I don't even...

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Funny story: Pubic Hair Found in Bath

Pubic Hair Found in Bath

A friend who was fried alive by his girl friend for leaving the toilet seat up should hear my tale of woe. I left one of my curliest pubic hairs in the bath. On top of that I used her toothbrush - even after kissing her I was not forgiven for that. I pulled the sheet from her side of the bed. I kicked her when I was dreaming. I broke a plate when doing the washing up. I got mud on t...

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Funny story: Rod Blagojevich to Auction Hair on Ebay

Rod Blagojevich to Auction Hair on Ebay

CHICAGO, IL - Rod Blagojevich announced today that he was auctioning his hair on Ebay to help pay for his next trial. When one reporter asked the ex-governor of Illinois why he wouldn't donate his hair to charity, Mr. Blagojevich responded: "I...

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