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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay To Stop Swearing

Gordon Ramsay To Stop Swearing

TV swearing expert and presenter of the F-word, Gordon Ramsay, has said in a statement today that he intends to curb his foul language, and concentrate, instead, on being a chef. Ramsay, 61, is the most-wrinkled man on TV, and has become notorious...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay and Marco-Pierre White Fight Over Rat in Kitchen

Gordon Ramsay and Marco-Pierre White Fight Over Rat in Kitchen

Top UK chefs and sworn enemies Gordon Ramsay and Marco-Pierre White were today reported to be slugging it out again after they both made offers to top rat chef and star of the movie-documentary "Ratatouille."...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsey set to buy ailing Little Chef Restaurant Chain

Gordon Ramsey set to buy ailing Little Chef Restaurant Chain

At a hurriedly convened Press Conference held this morning Wednesday 24th October 2007 at the Dorchester Hotel, London it was announced that Gordon Ramsey's Restaurant Business, The KinHell Group of Companies where about to launch a bid for the a...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay's X Factor Nightmare

Gordon Ramsay's X Factor Nightmare

Mad, Scottish and wrinkly celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has today discussed for the first time his ill fated audition on the never ending TV reality sensation, X Factor.

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Funny story: Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...

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Funny story: Diary of Gordon Ramsay Aged 40 1/2 II

Diary of Gordon Ramsay Aged 40 1/2 II

Diary of Gordon Ramsay aged 40 ½ Friday...

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Funny story: Diary of Gordon Ramsay Aged 40 1/2

Diary of Gordon Ramsay Aged 40 1/2

Diary of Gordon Ramsay aged 40 ½...

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Funny story: Lineker fails to score with cook Ramsay

Lineker fails to score with cook Ramsay

Former England hero Gary Lineker appeared on celebrity chef Gordon Ramsays' the "F Word" last week to show whether or not his culinary talents were as good as his penalty box skills.

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Funny story: F-Word gastro-vulgarian Ramsay banned from Regent's Park

F-Word gastro-vulgarian Ramsay banned from Regent's Park

Regent's Park - (Ass Mess): Loud-mouthed, profaning, self-publicising gastro-vulgarian Gordon Ramsay has been banned from Regent's Park ahead of his attempt to exploit the royal green space with a 'F-Word Liv' display of his monument...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay to be Prime Minister

Gordon Ramsay to be Prime Minister

London: It's official - Gordon Ramsay will take over from Tony Blair as Prime Minister in June.

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Funny story: Forget chicken stock cubes: Gordon Ramsay reveals secret culinary ingredient

Forget chicken stock cubes: Gordon Ramsay reveals secret culinary ingredient

London - (Ass Mess): Celebrity London restaurateur Gordon Ramsay has revealed the success secrets behind his three Michelin stars following an industry controversy over Marco Pierre White's admission that he flavors his dishes with the humble Kno...

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Funny story: Let them eat whoresmeat says celebrity chef

Let them eat whoresmeat says celebrity chef

London - (Ass Mess): Triple Michelin starred chef Gordon Ramsey is urging the English restaurant-going chattering classes to "start eating whoresmeat" like their French cousins over the Channel.

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Funny story: Sequel Set To Eclipse Original

Sequel Set To Eclipse Original

A new book is sweeping all before it and is set to be top of the best sellers before the week is out.

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay selected as new Presidential chef

Gordon Ramsay selected as new Presidential chef

WASHINGTON - First lady, Laura Bush, has selected foul mouthed, ex footballer, Gordon Ramsay as White House Executive Pastry Chef and praised him on Monday for originality and a light touch with desserts.

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Funny story: David Beckham and Gordon Ramsey are brothers?

David Beckham and Gordon Ramsey are brothers?

London - (Ass Mess): The UK's National Poisons Unit has confirmed DNA findings that name Tory politician and Hellfire Club grandee Stephen Norris as the father of both former England football team captain David Beckham and fowl-mouthed self publi...

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Funny story: Gordon and Ozzy Lined Up To Turn The F***ing Air Blue

Gordon and Ozzy Lined Up To Turn The F***ing Air Blue

Foul-mouthed bad boy of the kitchen, Gordon Ramsay, has today thrown down the gauntlet to madcap rock musician Ozzy Osbourne.

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Funny story: Is 13 Year Old Welsh Schoolboy the Next Gordon Ramsay?

Is 13 Year Old Welsh Schoolboy the Next Gordon Ramsay?

In a sensational heart-warming tale The Spoof has learnt of schoolboy Reece Jenkins from the Rhonda Valley in Wales and his amazing lunch-time haute cuisine cooking escpades.

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