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Funny story: New French President named after English girls' public school

New French President named after English girls' public school

Paris - The Francis Holland School's motto 'That our daughters may be as the polished corners of the Temple' is something of a puzzle the Elysee Palace said today. But it does nothing to dispel the 'champagne socialist' tag about President Francoi...

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Funny story: Holland Wins French Presidency

Holland Wins French Presidency

The people of France have spoken, in French, to send a stark message to their political parties by choosing another country to rule over them. In a remarkable turn of events, the country of Holland will assume the French presidency after defeatin...

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Funny story: The French Sabotage Olympics Through Excessive Farting - 2012 Events In Doubt and Europe on Verge of All Out War

The French Sabotage Olympics Through Excessive Farting - 2012 Events In Doubt and Europe on Verge of All Out War

The London 2012 Olympic events are in disarray, as the list of countries pulling out of the Olympics mounts - following fears of toxic level of French methane gas hovering over the capital - fearing for the safety of their sports stars and the air qu...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton's Arse On Full View In Paris

Pippa Middleton's Arse On Full View In Paris

Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton had her arse firmly on show in Paris this weekend. The Queen-to-be's sister was in the capital for a party, and was seen getting in to a convertible, when reporters surrounded them. The arse, famous for being a...

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Funny story: French Plumber Claims To Be Hitler's Love Child.

French Plumber Claims To Be Hitler's Love Child.

A French plumber has come forward with the incredible claim that he is the illegitimate son of the wartime Nazi Germany leader, Adolf Hitler. Monsieur Jean-Claude Courgette, who is 68 years old, has told family members and close friends that he...

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Funny story: Senator Rand Paul: France a "great place, except for the 'effing' French!"

Senator Rand Paul: France a "great place, except for the 'effing' French!"

BLUEGRASS, KY (ABSNN)-Editor's Note: It would appear that our journalist, Francois Dubois, S.J. has "gone native" in this piece and true objectivity is totally off his table. He actually told me that, for one brief moment, he was in total shock to...

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Funny story: Cameron to fight Sarkozy after the French arm British badgers

Cameron to fight Sarkozy after the French arm British badgers

A boxing match is to be held between David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy in Paris next week, a government spokesman informed us last night. The fight is set to take place under the Arc De Triumph and has been sparked by revelations that the French...

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Funny story: The SS Brangelina Has Hit An Iceberg - Brad Pitt Is Leaning Towards Dumping Angelia Jolie

The SS Brangelina Has Hit An Iceberg - Brad Pitt Is Leaning Towards Dumping Angelia Jolie

PROVENCE, France - The Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie relationship has turned into what France's Le News Agency is calling the biggest roller coaster ride from hell. The sheer madness of the Pitt - Jolie coupling would even make the world's undisputed...

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Funny story: The Adventures Of Louis de Vascony Chapter I

The Adventures Of Louis de Vascony Chapter I

In Which I First Espy Roxanna, Comtesse de Vaudeville Ah, Madame Garotte, stands yet your hugger-mugger maison at the end of the crooked track in the High Jabonne? I long to drink the black wine of Drucy from your squat tumblers, and stand beneath the oak lintel at dusk, listening to the song of the woodcock pierce the velvet summer night. Oh, Madame Garotte, do the fragrant skirts of petite Y...

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Funny story: Napoleon Theme Park Plan Stymies Spoof Scribe

Napoleon Theme Park Plan Stymies Spoof Scribe

Plans to build a Disneyland-style theme park dedicated to Napoleon have angered a writer whose job is poking fun at the French. Former government minister Yves J├ęgo plans to build the park at Seine-et-Marne, just south of Paris and the site of the...

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Funny story: Turkey Calls France Racist, France Calls Turkey Good with a Properly Spiced Gravy

Turkey Calls France Racist, France Calls Turkey Good with a Properly Spiced Gravy

The war of words continues between France and Turkey as the Turkish Prime Minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan elevated the level of political rhetoric to new heights yesterday, calling France "Racist". Not to be outdone on in the court of public opinio...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Furious As Brad Pitt Spotted At A Topless Bar

Angelina Jolie Furious As Brad Pitt Spotted At A Topless Bar

NEW YORK CITY - It is really no secret that the Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie relationship has had more ups and downs than the Cyclone Roller Coaster at Astroland in Brooklyn. During their six years together the couple dubbed Brangelina have snickere...

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Funny story: France AAA credit downgrading blamed on Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth

France AAA credit downgrading blamed on Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth

The blame for the credit downgrading of France was laid at the door of Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth today. The Eurozone has been in crisis recently with bail-outs to Greece, Portugal and Ireland, while other countries like the UK...

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Funny story: France Loses AAA Rating

France Loses AAA Rating

Following the announcement that France's triple A rating has been downgraded to Double A plus status by rating agency Standard & Poors, which has had the effect of increasing French government borrowing costs by 0.25%, there has been much discuss...

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Funny story: Frenchmen's AAA Romance Rating Downgraded To C-

Frenchmen's AAA Romance Rating Downgraded To C-

Paris -- The EU Division of Standard & Poor's has notched down France's world-leading AAA Romance Rating, relegating the "land of love" to the bottom of the hotness heap when it comes to "lust, thrust, and overall mojo." "France's sexual score...

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Funny story: Euro says Non

Euro says Non

The besieged European Union hit a new low today when the EU's Linguistic Concordat Enforcement Unit ordered all French people to stick to speaking French. LCEU Chairpersonne Mme. Bonnie Bobsled said that French people are just embarrassing themsel...

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Funny story: Cantona for President

Cantona for President

Former famed footballer, poet, philosopher and general goal scorer Eric Cantona is likely to become the next President of France. He is likely to shoot France into the the World's Top League and his supporters in Marseille are preparing him for an...

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